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pint edition

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fanny

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if u are't watching the women beach volley ball on bbc2 u are a gay

Now Jow Forums is claiming they were Iranians

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LADS

there is a cute boy smoking on the balcony opposite
:3c

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i call them jugs

who?

fuck off weird reporting you to the police

Can you see Malala studying philosophy from your window?

what mods are you using mr canadian

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a gust of wind would snap those arms in half

Need to be reprimanded and written up

still wonder if that girl 10 years ago was flirting with me or not

You aren't the agitated Irishman

>sissy brit boys

go up and shag him!

isnt Destiny a 15?
lawbreaking basterd

haram

>everything is popular media, don't think for yourself, only think in products

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>When mommy is having sex with someone other than daddy she isn't cheating on him, she's just loving someone else

got a date with an english girl tomorrow
bet she turns out to be uglier in real life

hate gypsies so fucking much, don't think any other group of people disgusts and angers me so much, I honestly reckon it'd be easy as fuck to get the British people behind an actual genocide of the fucking scum

bet she looks like an inbred ape

Doing a competition with a lass and she said "what if i lose what do yuo want me to do" what shall i ask for lads

you should definitely continue to think about this for another 10 years

yell "smokers are jokers" at him

this 2bh with you, lads

small brain: I'm a big brain
big brain: I'm a small brain
ascended brain: ?

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fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICALS

wish a cute boy would smoke my cock

probably true

gypsies are the only minority ive heard openly described as scum in public without anyone in the conversationg going "ERRRR, problematic much?"

cornetto

I agree, can't stand them

alex jones just said at the national press club that drudge is trump's second favourite news site (after new york post)
wtf drudge is my fave news site as well

alri voldemort

peps lost the plot

my brain doesn't have a quantifiable size as i have uploaded it into cyberspace

I browse r/unitedkingdom for a laugh and even they despise them

Kids don't even like Destiny.

this desu, even more so than pakis and wogs.
they always seem to get moved on just before someone burns down their caravans with them inside. very frustrating.

business idea: girls need to earn a license in order to wear leggings in public and fat munters are banned from applying

You hate gypsies
Muslims hate gypsies
Therefore you are a Muslim

biddabangboom

captcha just asked me to select "sidewalk"
how do i tell it to fuck off yank

fuck off forcing this awful, unfunny, tedious gimmick you pathetic little rodent, wish I could stomp you to death

>A radio host has been banned from his local football club and suspended from work for making sexist remarks about a female referee.
>Ian Livesey, a sports broadcaster forChorley FM, made famous by Peter Kay, reportedly shouted ‘you should be at home doing the ironing, love’ during a game.

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never used it sell it to me

i have every intention of doing just that

Hate homosexuals
Hate heterosexuals
Hate bisexuals
simple as

What about asexuals and autosexuals

genuinely can't fathom being this grotesquely ugly, look at that fucking mug

Thick cunt

it's pc gone mad, that's what it is!

what if they get fat after they get their licence

hate them too

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL
i wish you would stomp me to death too

the lot of the average northerner is a hard one

Revoke the license

Literally was a face for radio. Now a face for the jobcentre.

would wank over the idea of vigilantes burning them all alive and slaughtering any one who tries to escape

stop

yearly competency exams like with tv licensing

Wish some bird would smoke my heart crack

my cat x

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between 1(gypsy) to 10(native brit) where do UK's pakis(and/or bengalis) stand, honestly?

5 hours of sleep for a hard day of toil? Perfect

was this picture meant for bruce?

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>Cats? I LOVE Cats!

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she just text me but i think she did it because she thinks i'm annoyed at her so she's just checking to see if i'll be dry in my responses. problem is, i don't really feel like talking to her, so my responses will be dry and she'll think she was right in thinking i'm annoyed at her when i'm really not, i'm just not in the mood to chat.

what do i do lads?

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doesn't take very long to get fat though

why are british men so faggy? When i was growing up I always pictured british men being alpha and manly but in reality they are all sissy faggots

1 or 2 depending on my mood

Post wastes of time:

Stop lights
Sleep
Roundabouts
Female companionship

*notices bulge*
OwO whats this?

cute

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how can deoxys be legendary if there are 2 of them stupid fucking pokemon movie

as a frenchie you're only allowed to rate us algerians. so where do we stand?

toxo runt

Will never understand loving cats - such unemotional, aloof animals. Wouldn't wish them any harm though.

ones in friends with - 7
all others - 1

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environmental disasters

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BUY BUY BUY
SPEND SPEND SPEND

SPEND MONEY
TAKE LOANS
USE CREDIT

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Lads

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what are /brit/'s thoughts on doggos? :3

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0, probably. Gypos can be openly attacked because they're white though.

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starting to hold people who own cats in the same regard as people who watch anime

pushed too hard with the oneitis lads
flirted with her and then went cold
now she thinks i'm messing with her
need to make a move soon or else she'll be gone forever lads

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quickly looking at the thumbnail i thought the dog was wearing a suit

they're not white

I like them because I am caucasian.

drudgereport.com/
it's just a basic, reasonably unbiased list of the latest news stories, as reported by various outlets and journalists they trust
it's quick to react to breaking news
there's priority given to politics, but it also has science and tech, entertainment, and other news
biggest drawback is that it's clearly focused, almost exclusively, on the usa
i don't know of a british equivalent but i like keeping up to date on what the yanks are up to
i have family in texas and would like to live there one day, in a quiet, big sky "flyover" state like kansas, iowa or minnesota

i bet that algerian looked more brit than her. look at her