/asean/ - Flirting edition

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There's a special place in hell for an*me poste

I want to FUCK a couple asean bois

sure that'll be $10.99

what does it feel like to have someone flirt with you?

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Why don't you ask your gf? You normie.

it feels really nice....Hey let me tell you a story

>have a crush on a girl
>decides that I'll try my best to tackle her heart
>fast forward 2 months later
>she came to me and said " hey user my friend like you"
>mfw
>Her friend is 7/10 but my crush is 8/10.


fucking hell mate. Wrong target . Missed the shot. Hit the wrong target. We'll get her next time.

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I wish a cute girl would flirt with me and tease me as I blush, then one thing will lead to another and I accept her to be my gf and we live happily ever after

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I wouldn't know, they're always too subtle and my autismo doesn't detect their cues and suggestions so whenever someone flirts with me I just become this innocent, bumbling idiot in their eyes and so no qt potential gfs take me seriously

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a tingling sensation and your limbs go weak

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Your face is red, your heart beats fast, you try to not show that you're embarrassed. .

>tfw grew up with a large group of girl friends because of parents and their close friends
>we were always very close to each other as kids
>eventually I started becoming beta during my teenage years
>they all grew to be really attractive, all at least 7/10
>have oneitis for one of them, mainly because she's the only one same age as me
>never got the nerves to make a move on her even though we used to see each other every week
>eventually she got a bf from high school
>I don't even know if they're still together now since she never talks about their relationship
>she's now studying in uk, probably riding some gaijin chad's dick
>I won't be able to see her for another 2 years, so I've pretty much stopped having oneitis for her at this point
>most of the rest got a bf now, except the few younger ones
2 of the younger ones are studying in the same uni as me, they're sisters, 2 and 3 years younger than me, both are pretty cute, should I try to tackle one of them? I know they respect me so I don't want to do anything that could fuck things up for us and even our families

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love is stupid,
my advice : go to prostitutes.
seriously you will become a free man after fucking a hooker.

I can't sleep... It's so damn hot... Why do we have to live in such climate

Pingin beli 3ds tapi nggak punya duit
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>beli ps4 tahun ini
>tahun depan udah ada ps5

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APA KABAR.
mau ke mana?

ke kubur ~_~

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I love old industrial videos like these, got some more /asean/ bro?

bapak, sekarang mau di pergi?

bruh these are honestly mesmerising, love the tunes in the intro

iyalah, mau balik @_@

I know.

This one is even showing live demo how transmission works in detail. Today, they just simulate the transmission model in 3D software.
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>tfw my crush keeps sending me a message eventhough I already ghost her
>tfw she's the one who friendzone me
Should I just confess to her to shut her off already? I want to move on from her for christ's sake.

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Same, but I want it for free.

When you're hungry in the middle of the night you can just go to the nearest mamak restaurant to eat freshly made roti canai telur at 2am for less than $1. This is why I love Malaysia.

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>tfw you had girls say that you look cool
>tfw sometimes girls would suddenly hug you from behind
>tfw girls say I like you user teehee
It feels confusing sometimes maybe because I'm an autist.
[spoiler] Also maybe because I'm a grill [/spoiler]

tranny isn't a girl, user

sundul gan

You wait for a girl's initial? You're gonna have to wait for awhile... You should start the flirt, go ahead it's exciting :)

need a big bunda gf

teta > bunda