Ur cunt

>ur cunt
>how would you kys ?

>flag
>I would jump from a building

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love yourself user

I'd stand under where you're jumping

CO poisoning
Shotgun if I could get one

I'm thinking about a rope or a belt now, but since it's probably won't break my neck it will take a while. Maybe I should buy pills or something like what? Do you guys any pills to add to my vodka?

well it better be a really fucking high building, otherwise you actually may not die immediately and feel every bone in your body breaking

Barbiturate overdose is painless and very deadly, although it's hard to get

Cut my wrist in some sewage tunnel or under a bridge

helium tank

USA
I would shoot myself in the head, I even have a gun and suicidal tendencies

Tf is wrong with this country

These are my options, help me choose:
>Jump from bridge
>Hang in local forest
>Stab myself in stomach
>Go crazy and travel world danger zones like Syria
>Go to India, become an ascetic and starve myself
>Heroically attempt to assassinate an evil leader like Kim

>Go crazy and travel world danger zones like Syria
I have the same fantasy y best thing is to get some allah akbars down with you

>Heroically attempt to assassinate an evil leader like Kim
if dubs you do this one

and then they behead you with a dull butter knife

Fake an accident or ritual suicide

Take some poison portion with you like the croatian guy at human rights tribunal

That's the thing. I need something I can easily find.

rope

drive around until I find some easily accessible, sturdy structure like a bridge pillar or a concrete wall close to the street etc. and then drive into it at full speed without a seatbelt

Finland
Pic related. I recommend it to you as well brothers

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would be hilarious if there was this "Customers who bought this item also bought" message for all three

i wouldn't cause haram uwu

Wow thats sad to read

if allah is s merciful why does he punish every little thing you do

Is it? Its the best method. Zero failures according to wikipedia

Definitely would just shoot myself in the head. I kind of want to own a gun just so I have that option.

Join isis and akbar myself in some big international event

Nahh I meant the sudden realization that hundreds of people that used this instruction are dead

>wait for winter
>get drunk
>go in a cold forest and sleep

They are better off dead and this instruction was very helpful for them. If it wasn't for this they could've suffered a lot or failed

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I don't know, I have a bunch of meds stashed but I'm afraid they'll just pop my heart and I wouldn't instantly die. I have been considering working just to get a gun and shoot myself.

What if theres not enough helium and you end up with permanent brain damage and as a result can't off yourself without assistance

because he warned you about anything he would punish you for, he gave you a reasoning mind and allowed you to choose. he also is merciful because he promised that he'd forgive you if you sincerely regret what you've done

Why would you KYS?

Life is a wonderful, beautiful thing.

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bullet to the head, anything else is woman tier

Cut my wrist properly in the bath tub so I don't make a mess.

that's why you buy a fresh tank, idiot

Unlikely, but
>The authors wrote, "If the process is interrupted by someone, there is no gas or the tube slips out of the bag, there is a high risk of severe hypoxia of the central nervous system" (in survivors).[17] Brain cells are very sensitive to reduced oxygen levels. Once deprived of oxygen they will begin to die off within five minutes.[43] If hypoxia results in coma, the length of unconsciousness is often indicative of long-term damage. In some cases coma can give the brain an opportunity to heal and regenerate,[44] but, in general, the longer a coma, the greater the likelihood that the person will remain in a vegetative state until death.[45]

Overdose with heroin

What if the tank is secretly constructed to avoid suicide
How anyone would know what tank is viable?

>secretly constructed to avoid suicide
that's retarded
stop posting

Fuck you too

using poison or shooting myself from the front and write a shady letter nearby that suggets some conspiracy or government affair

bonus point if you dont actually kill yourself and fake your death and see how poltards would argue about the jews killing you for exposing their secrets

>Life is a wonderful, beautiful thing.
That's subjective.

get gassed in a locked garage behind the wheel of some nicely sounding car at idle. subaru or a muscle v8 would do.

Shotgun to head if I could get a gun.
Otherwise stabbing myself into an artery in neck.

I like your taste.

>flag
>jump off a bridge over water
quick, painless, leaves my body in good condition and I'd likely to die on impact.

You won't exist. Why care what body looks like?

>>Hang in local forest
Do this so Logan Paul can make a joke about you later.

shut the fuck up, nip monkey. I might not exist, but I'd still want my body to be presentable to my family.