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> be me over 5 years ago
>still live with my family
> its juli its fucking hot
> midnight
> cant sleep
> take the family dog for a walk
> meet some 60 yo man with his dog
> talk about dogs and stuff
> tells me hes plays extras in movies
> cool stuff
> keep on talking and walking while our dogs play
> he suddenly stops and tries to grab my dick through my pants
> back off while yelling wtf are you doing
> he tells me hes bi
>grab my dog and tell him to go and fucking die and that hes a subhuman faggot
>walk home
why didnt i beat the shit out of him

he also told me how little young boys and girls touched his dog and how it made him happy thats when he tried to violate my area

> hey kid, your smokes or your life

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did you call the police?

>get approached by a guy on the street
>leather jacket, bald head, you know the type
>"you dude you got some change"
>no
>"no problem man, there is an atm right around the corner"
>ask him if he is serious
>"cmon man, I need it for bus ticket" (yeah sure)
>no
>"alright, sorry to bother you, wanna buy a perfume?"
>no
>okay sorry for bothering you
>walks away

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>why didnt i beat the shit out of him
Because you enjoyed it
Duh

yes but that pedo subhuman wasnt found

but i backed off before anything could happen

shit, hes probably fucking children rn

had a handful of hair torn out by a stranger

I dunno about the weirdest, but the most awkward I had
>be socially awkward, tend to listen more than talk, when answering usually go straight to the point
>go buy some walking shoes
>employee comes by to do usual business stuff
>employee on some kind of trial or something
>gives the same socially awkward vibes as I do
>the entire conversation consisted of unconfidently giving questions and answers in just few words and silent in between
But I did buy the shoes. They were nice shoes, they lasted for quite some time.

>pops is 150 kg
>he often drinks the oil from fishcan
>call him a fat fucking pig
>grabs knife
>tries to stab me
>call police
>"should we take him in?"
>just calm him down
>two grunt bumrushes pops
>"he called me a fat pig"
>officer gives me the stare
>I have to explain why I called him a fat fuck

My pizza arrived

what pizza

pizza is shit

In a supermarket two girls approached me in front of oils shelf and asked if I need help with picking oil.

good pizza

fuck you

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looks good, enjoy your pizza amigo

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JET BLACK SPYDER
SIPPING ON CIDER
ON SKYNET ILL FIND HER
MY MINDS AN ASYLUM

SOMEONE FUCKING SHOOOOT MEEE AAAAAAA KILLL MEE SOMEONE PLEAAAAASE FUCKUING MURDEER MEE AAAAAAAAA DOOO ITT COME ONNNN END MY FUCKING LIFEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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uh oh, i took a bite of pizza and realized im not hungry

this ťbh

this so fucking much

>New year
>Piss drunk at the servo, standing in line to the night window to buy more booze, the whole party is counting on us
>Another group comes over piss drunk loud and aggresive
>They start shittalking me and my friend
>We are drunk and shittalk them back
>*fight brewing*
>They insult us that we're filthy jews and some more racial slurs
>Tell them thats not right cause no one should ever be called a jew cause thats below any standards
>anyways we agree on the fact we both hate jews
>They become friendly
>We start chatting
>Give each other new year greetings
>Share a drink on the gas station
>Even get invited to their party
>Decline saying we've got to return with booze to our own party
>They salute us as we go our way
>Get back to the party
>Get shittalked for taking soo long

>2016/2017
>New year
>Opening champagne over the curb on the roat cause we're piss drunk
>Everyone is outside on the streets
>Be me
>be drunk af
>start wishing everyone a happy new year
>walk up to ppl and hug them and scream almost at the top fo my lungs happy new year
>girl comes up to me from the blue
>starts kissing me
>30 seconds later
>friend pulls her away telling her to behave cause she has a boyfriend
>continue drinking champagne
>hugging people and being a nuisance
>return back to friends flat
>tfw never saw her again
>she was quite fine

>Be in gdynia
>3 am
>returning from a concert
>be on the skm station
>drunk passed out girl and boy lying on the bench
>some thug looking guy comes up to me and my friend asking for a lighter
>he starts telling us how he just got out of prison, and that he should have gotten out in malbork but instead he slept during his trainride and ended up in gdynia
>tells us about prison and how it really is there
>tell us he's got out because of good behavior and that he cant commit a crime
>asks us for change for a ticket back home
>give him change
>he goes over to that passed out pair and checks their pockets and steals their shit
>leaves

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Please tell me that it isn't Calibri font used for a whole book.
On the other hand, considering the content in the pics, it doesn't really matter. Into the trash.

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why am i so fucking lazy
kill me AAAAAA

uber eats then.

IVE HAD ALL DAY TO JUST WRITE LIKE 400 WORDS BUT IVE BEEN SLEEPING AND EATING CHIPS ALL DAY FUCKKKK NOW IM NOT SLEEPY SO ILL DO IT NOW BUT FUCK I DONT WANT TO WRITE MY OPINION ON SOME OBSCURE POET AND HIS RETARDED POETRY THAT DOESNT EVEN RHYME AND IS FUCKING PRETENTIOUS

>two 10y gypsies approach me
>ask me what time is it
>when there is fucking big ass digital clock tower behind them
>then they nagged me for bus ticket and told me how revizor would not fine me but he would fine them.
yeah sure.

some drunk russian walked up to me while i was walking my dog and just wanted to hear my honest opinion on his wild fantasy that a bear is lurking around here and thats why the trees are losing branches (it was just a really windy few days) he called me a smart guy after telling him that bears probably dont live in cities

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IKR BUT ALSO WITH EVERYTHING ELSE FUCKING KILL ME AAA IM LITERALLY LYING ON THE FLOOR

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK WOMEEEEEN I HATE WOMEN I WANT TO KILL ALL OF THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

LIFE WAS SO EASY BUT NOW ITS ALL HAPPENING ALL OVER AGAIN AND I CANT FUCKING STAND IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>anyways we agree on the fact we both hate jews

awww

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soundcloud.com/angel308042905/world-peace MOOD BIG MODD

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YOU WANNA BE SOMETHING BUT YOU FUCKING CAAAAANT

I MISS AZUSA SO FUCKING MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

reminded me of this one beggar
>6 AM
>waiting for the bus
>buy coffee at the kiosk because I'm sleepy as fuck
>out of nowhere this guy emerges and starts asking for 1 euro
>"sorry don't have it"
>he pretends he didn't hear
>wind carries away coffee cup lid
>he fucking goes after it, picks it up from the ground some 3 meters away
>brings it to me
>say "no thanks"
dude worked hard for that 1 euro

soundcloud.com/internetshelter/internetshelter-felling-lost

AND I THOUUUUGHT
YOURE MY SECOND PAAART

im just gonna go fucking kill myself and let bygones be bygones

wow what an asshole

hate beggars

Why are Indian men so fucking short

I'm talking about you

I know

>saturday morning wageslaving
>one dude is asleep when I arrive at tram end station
>buff guy with bald head.Wouldnt want to meet him in dark alley
>wake him up
>as he is leaving my tram he turns around to me
>"hey you worked as prison guard at Bory prison right?"
>"no I didnt"
>*angry voice* "YEAH YOU DID I REMEMBER YOU!"
>"no I really didnt"
>*really yelling now* "YOU FUCKING DID I REMEMBER YOU!!!!"
>ThisIsHowIFuckingDie
>"no you must be thinking about someone else" as calmly as I can
>he suddenly calms down
>"Then it must have been your twin brother or something.Have a good shift" and he leaves
>"Y-you too"

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>tfw I´m the CHOSEN ONE

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I wish I was Polish.

I wish I was an aspiring black rapper from Miami

Gonna move to China, take a wife from Inner Mongolia and work as a translator

man fuck this, I bought bread but forgot to buy cheese or meat, dry bread today boys

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Why is the baltic cancer still here

:/

holy shit

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>one more season until people will finally stop talking about this shitty show
pls end me

good post
very bad post

Going to kill God and take his spot

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Warthunder realistic tank battles are kinda fun desu

Calm down lucifer

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You know what's really terrible?
That there are starving children all over the world

who gives a fuck about them, brb going to make a supper

Send it to the children

no
o

But think of the children

I will think about them when I will eat my supper, should I make an omelette?

They will be grown ups one day and be able to work and buy their own food

Problem solved

this

but they are mostly niggers tho

maybe they are just fasting

I would donate to starving Polish children, but I can't afford the cost associated with doing so.

Make omurice
Yes, and?

SUNIMASEN

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Send help

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send help

Hey stop stalking me

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I helped

F
Czechoslovakia will rise again

Thans

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no broplem

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WHEN CROSE SOAPO LANDU

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How the hell did you manage to get both Germans and Russians as enemies?
Did Poland survive for that long for Russians to declare war?

ITS PORANDO, CHEKO, SUROBAKIA, HANGARI YOU DUMB LOLI IDIOT

We need less black people in Africa

Yes it was going so well up until the point that soviets declared on Poland

NAAAAANI

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lmao every single Czechoslovakia game ever.

Russian invasion of Poland in 1.4.2 was fun. Now they're too aggressive.

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What about germs

I gave up Danzig temporarily.

Ah