Amerifats are about to start WW3

>Amerifats are about to start WW3
STOP IT YOU JINGOISTIC FAT ASSES I DON'T WANT TO GET NUKED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Why do you care? What even Portugal did in ww2? Fuck all
It's me who should be concerned about it.

everybody has to die sometime

was your existence really that great? I think you can sacrifice yourself

ssshhhhhh.


you'll love it.

I don't want to go to war for Russia.
Fuck you stupid murricans

i thought jingoism was a brit thing
like father, like son

>Why do you care?
we are in NATO, you will have to kill us
>What even Portugal did in ww2?
sell resources to both sides

If someone wants to attack, Spain and Portugal will surrender before anyone even puts a feet in the iberian peninsula.
Spanish army can barely defend 40% of the territory in case of attack.

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No u

you know how Nato will handle things?
Some fat looser will sit in a van with a lot of tech, look into the monitor, holding a joystick and all he is going to do is to guide the fucking plane without pilot and shoot its rockets/

you know how Russia will handle things?
By sending manpower against all Nato's tech until there will be no tech left with no concern about their lives.
As they say, there are women and they will give birth to more.


Fuck this
Fuck nato
Fuck USA
Fuck Russia

surrendering won't help if Putin decides to fucking nuke us all

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Molodoy chelovek
Proydemte

>tfw won't have to kill myself, nuclear fireball will take care of me

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America isn't starting the conflict, Russia is.

maybe amerifats sit inside vans, our army doesn't even have money to give guards ammunition

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Learn to stop caring and adore the nuke.

>America isn't starting the conflict, Russia is.

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Quit it, you worrywarts.
All this is just showboating, nobody's starting shit.

>mfw I'm going to be drafted to die in Syria all the while hippies and sjws dodge it by protesting
Fuck me fa.m

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i want to masturbate freely but my mom forces me to keep the door unlocked and just barges in whenever sh wants
does she know?

>not wanting to die in nuclear fire
fuck off normie

Of course, do you think she's retarded?
You think she hasn't walked in on your dad or a brother?
Everyone jerks off, and all their moms know.

Time to bring my American bf up to the north to dodge the draft with me

BASED AMERICHADS DOMINATING EUROPE FOR THE THIRD TIME.

USA USA USA USA USA USA

>Not wanting Russia and China to get destroyed

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Me if I ever got in the army in a nutshell

At some point the world needs to stand up to America and say no more.

If that day is today and it costs humanity its existence at least we can die knowing which side is good and which side is evil.

>not wanting north america to get destroyed

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There are a lot of Iranians here don't nuke us please we aren't Americans, just forced to fight for them.

North America is beautiful, even the US, as horrible as it can be culturally. China and Russia, on the other hand, are never going to be good.

Things that aren't happening for a thousand Alex

Eh, China and Russia have their sights, and Siberia is fairly similar to North Canada or Alaska. Still USA and Canada are much prettier. Shame Mexico has that gang problem, or I would've visited the Sierra Madre by now.

Germany was forged by war, maybe the United States of Europe will, too.

DO IT!!

We're both belligerent in this situation. Sick of supporters of either side playing the "dindu nuffin" role

Yeah but I'm saying that whatever beauty those countries have cannot make up for how awful their culture/government are, where as the US is more balanced.

Is it possible to flee in some comfy country to avoid WW3?

What about Latin America? Or SOuth Korea?

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>even the US, as horrible as it can be culturally.
Ah yes the great, and totally different from the USA, Canadian culture

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We have a beautiful culture bro.

The Baltic states,finland and eastern europe in general must be shitting their pants...You will be the first to get blown the fuck up.I bet east germany will be the frontline

implying koreans won't fight for usa

What about Furrland? I mean who needs this frozen shifhole lmao perfect spot right there

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Finns would murder Russians just for fun
They are a type of bydlo worse than russians

Just imagine not living in SA and thus avoiding the war.
Third world my ass

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I guess Switzerland is always the right answer?

This was the premise that lead to planet of the apes right?

Good luck getting a citizenship rofl

>Time to bring my American bf up to the north to dodge the draft with me
Implying you won't be getting drafted as well.

This is just the very powerful men equivalent of Jow Forums banter.

Whats the matter u poor yurotrash?

Scared to die?

>Wanting a world dominated by Russia and the PRC
Have fun with that corrupt totalitarian shit show.

T. butthurt mutt that will die for Israel

Even if your country doesn't get nuked, the nuclear winter that will follow the war will wipe out most of humanity.

Brazil is probably safe and they have Russian diaspora.

Wrong u poor yurotrash

This was just a normal feeling during the cold was

I personally wouldnt mind if china, usa, uk, israel and russia were wiped of the planet

>butthurt
No
>mutt
Yes
>die for Israel
No
>die for Canada
Yes

Wasted trips

>a type of bydlo worse than russians
Why would you say that?

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good. what's the point of having all these toys if you can't use them. nuclear hellfire nao

>You will be the first to get blown the fuck up.I bet east germany will be the frontline
Implying the front won't quickly be well inside of Russia. Russia isn't the cold war USSR and has no Warsaw Pact allies.

South Africa or Uruguay is the right answer.
The first one is visa free. Enjoy.

Thats why nukes exist, retard

Don't forget Germany Hans.
Don't forget Germany.

Uruguay is visa free too, for russians

>Implying the front won't quickly be well inside of Russia
Germans had similar ideas in mind

>Poortugal nuked
top kek, no one care about you! the will nuke Montenegro before they do anything for you chill bro

What about for us?

>Britain, France and Turkey about to go to war with Russia
Just like old times. The only coalition to ever successfully invade Russia is back together, and this time we have all of NATO with us too.

Please be real

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>Germans had similar ideas in mind
Germans also lacked fuel, heavy bombers and again it was the USSR not the rusted out Lada that is the RF. Nukes are all you guys have that's threatening.

I'm rooting for the good guys

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No such thing as nukes retard.

Although Sankt Petersbugs and Leningrad will soon have kebab shops.

LMFAO

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german airforce was decimated over britain,if hitler only invaded britain or russia first then the other he would have won, 2 pronged invasion was his downfall

>top kek, no one care about you! the will nuke Montenegro before they do anything for you chill bro
This.
Portugal probably isnt mentioned once in Kremlin war plans.

I doubt Russia would start WW3 over a shithole like Syria

Piter and leningrad are the same, retard

gibralter will though and it borders spain

a-am I going to die for russkies? History repeats over and over

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Russia wants a world war. It's their only chance to stay relevant and distract their population from their complete failure of a country. They are completely beneath western countries in anything but military strength, so they play to their strength.

Well Ill be

Guess I learn something new about that shithole called r*ssia every day.

KARA BOGA SAVE ME

They're a fucking embarrassment desu

No
But Azeris may invade you with help of turkey
That's when you need us

Remember to join the chair force now so you don't get drafted into army/marines

swap uk with japan desu

Kike please. No one starts nothing. You guys are retarded.

Sweating now aren't you Igor?

>tfw work for an electronics company in the defence/aerospace sector
I wonder if that means I'll be saved from conscription.

no, you will fight

If WW3 breaks out I'm going to Argentina

>tfw severe anxiety, ADHD, autism and scoliosis
Wagie wagie off to war, doesn't even know who he's fighting for.

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Russian government don't give a fuck about his own soldiers, let alone Armenia: if war starts Russia will stand on the side of Azerbaijan because oil and resources, like always. Armenian government are Putin's puppets, they will give the whole country to turks without a sound if Vlad demands it.

You probably be put on top secret gobmint shit then theyll poison you after your job is done for the sakes of"national security"
Like most of you expendable egg heads do during war.

Feels good to not have to worry about war, man.

*sips tea*
Ahh yes polonium

Your country is already a war zone.

>America
It's the Jews. They started it.
>inb4 poltard

i want to get nuked, pls do it

Not the state I live in

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