Why don't you come to Brazil?

Why don't you come to Brazil?

We're not full!

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If I had to emmigrate I'd go somewhere where there are four seasons not just one eternal summer

You'd be full if you weren't shit

I am too young to die

Why anyone would want migrate to this hellhole?

I went to the jungle in the Darien region for 14 days. That was enough. A white spider was in my boot, it was 5 cm wide. My biologist told me that the hairs of it would burn your skin. Also lizards and snakes, fuck that. When you hack with the machete you throw these spiders up in the air, so many times did large spiders fall on me.

Too hot, too humid. I'm already happy in the Pacific Northwest where we don't have to deal with either of those problems.

In fact we are full and this is a fuck shithole place. Unless, Rio de Janeiro sucks alot.

But some places in America are also too hot.

I've been invited to visit Brazil several times. I will never go. They also wanted me to "befriend" a girl, probably to marry her so she gets fucking spanish citizenship.

Not the place I live.

The spider i was talking about, trapped inside a pringles can.

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What is the wildlife like in the southern parts of Brazil?

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I could not live in a place that does not have autumn. I fckng hate summer.

Would it be suitable for someone that is moderately introverted and doesn't mind the heat?

I live in Kansas and honestly it's so depressing to see just suburban houses that all look the same and then fast food restaurants. Learning a language would be nice too.

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Yeah, you could get a girl here and date. They love gringo/tourist

Don't do it cletus they are trying to harvest your organs.

Just go to Montreal if you want exotic without risk.

maybe. ive unironically been a brazilboo for many years

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>Brazilian's final plan for saving and whitening Brazil is inviting people in a secret Bhutanese woodwork forum to come live in Brazil

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fellow kansasfag, hi

We both know how it is you don't need to keep pretending

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Wichita bro here

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>Posting white people to blend in
How much do they pay per gringo

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What about how hard learning Brazillian Portuguese is?

Will locals notice my horrible speaking and proceed to rape my asshole?

I'll impregnate all Brazilian redheads/blonde qts

Despite all the memes, we're not actually that dangerous, the average João wouldn't kill somebody just because he can. For real now, people would probably be glad to help you with your Portuguese. Just make sure you can speak it at least half-decently before coming here

And get stabbed by a Hatian? Pierre, please.

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Don't exist

>tfw when decently good with BR Portuguese

It seems like a nice place to visit and get easy pussy for being American

>I could move to this foreign speaking country right next door with almost identical laws and even better safety
>No I'm going to go to the country with the most murders in the world
The state of cletus

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You wish...

Holy shit, what kind is it?

Oh, I see! The reason you're trying to convince him not to go is because you're butthurt that he chose Brazil over Canada !

my father did, he had good vacation

personally, I don't have money, am afraid of getting killed plus the giant spiders of the amazon

Can I find a loyal girl here who will accept and love a tall white Amerimutt and do cooking and cleaning and shit while I work?

I would have fucking gone insane

and you take a photograph? are you deranged? serious question

you could just shared the story without the picture, it's not that far fetched.

do you have a history of mental disorders?

Really want to go to Brazil

Would immigrating to Brazil be hard?

maybe in 7 years i will visit you for 1 visit

You're moving to Iceland?

i could pull a solid 8/10 so easily in brazil

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To be fair I'm sure it's like the rest of latin america where the murders are just criminals infighting. If you aren't involved in crime especially drug trade I guarantee the chances of you being murdered go way down. Still extremely dangerous compared to first world country, and the chances of getting robbed are high.

Is Spain exotic enough to make brazillian female sexholes tingle and forget about my autism.

i would unironically move to Curitiba

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That's like America though.

It's like America only 1000x worse.

I think I'll stick with America

But 2 of the other 4 seasons only represent death.

Isn't it like you can't use your phone (if newer than 10 years old) and wear anything above rags publicly in order to not get robbed? Too much of a hassle desu. At least here I can (still) walk around at 3am through even the worst neighbourhoods of the nearest city without fearing anything

That really does sound awful

Even using a shitty android out in public in Brazil can get you mugged with a machete
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Will I get a free white gf?

i dont want to get murdered

Brazil is warm.
If the girls were as cute as and I was an extrovert I would go.

Maybe for tourism but we have enough jungles and crocs here too.

uma delicia

What part of Brazil that has winter?

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Post hot Brazilian women organ snatchers. Try to convince me to come.