Yes edition
/ausnz/
Logan Sullivan
Blake Foster
Tsar
Oliver Hughes
Thank you to everyone who voted for gay marriage
Liam Barnes
Girls should be free to love other girls
I don't care about gay boys tb.h
Hunter Green
you see a gay German-Australian couple walking down the street hand in hand
what do you do
Joshua Hill
Pour milo on them
Tyler Cook
wtf I love you now
Elijah Gonzalez
>roasties who love other roasties
Disgusting
John James
Good morning gang.
Brody Torres
fucking mutts bombing syria
If ww3 breaks out im refugeeing to numz okay
Elijah Powell
We'll have to smuggle you in some how but we'll manage.
Blake Richardson
the oldest german woman died this week at 112
and the thing she was most grateful in life was her husband who died in 87
I hope I will still love my bf like that when I'm old
Love is something special
Josiah Ward
Good morning
Sleep well?
And lanklet is a really shitty housewife
Justin Rogers
>And lanklet is a really shitty housewife
Benjamin Fisher
>Sleep well?
Eh got to sleep a little later than I would have liked because I had a small sleep during the day
but once I was going I was away.
>And lanklet is a really shitty housewife
...whats he doing?
I may have to reconsider something if he is really a shocking housewife....
Tyler Hall
He really is, I ended up making him bacon and eggs for breakfast
What matters is that you're up now
And right now lanklet sitting on the couch saving lewd feet pics from /e/
Jacob Johnson
why does he do that when he can use your legs instead?
John Wood
>I ended up making him bacon and eggs for breakfast
My god, he should be the one cooking, he's always banging on about how great of a cook he is...
Punish him.
>saving lewd feet pics from /e/
He really is a pervert.
Did you have a fun little playdate?
I hope you didn't drink ALL the rum at once.
Liam Hall
>could make so many jokes now but promised the gigachad lanklet not to because he loves chalmers
Xavier Sanchez
morning, how are you?
Jeremiah Nelson
Shut up!!!!!!
I Will beat like I'm beating Chalmers right now!
Hudson Morris
hehehe....
Do it!
I'm good, up later and feel like my sleeping is gonna get later and later again, so I need to be on top of that.
But yeah apart from that good, how about yourself buddy.
Andrew Bell
not that good, the storm broke my gate but everything else seems fine, couldve been worse for me, a tree fell near my grandparents place so i will probably go help them once the weather is better
Isaiah Martinez
Lanklet has just seen all my posts and hit me several times
I dunno, he really is a pervert
>Punish him
Maybe... Although he'd just enjoy that.
>Did you have a fun little playdate?
Yep, and we still have a bit of rum left
Do it anyway
Andrew White
Fucking hell, so it was really quite rough wasn't it...
I didn't think it was that bad, just a bit of wind.
>Lanklet has just seen all my posts and hit me several times
Ahh a true kiwi relationship.
>Maybe... Although he'd just enjoy that.
True, he's sick like that.
>Yep
Well thats good to hear.
Kevin Myers
they were about 70kms an hour i think
i might try and take some photos once it dries up
James Kelly
Chalmers is a baka
BAKA
Luis Rogers
Lanklet is a baka who doesn't want to finish off the rum.
Henry Reed
Yeah fuck yeah, do that.
I guess the place is in clean up mode now.
We some gusts here but they all cleared in the afternoon.
>Chalmers is a baka
>BAKA
You best treat him right or I'm coming for you!
Showing off the new feet pics you've been saving are you?
PERVERT.
Easton Clark
people still at work + bad weather still so not yet, but i imagine this evening people will start cleaning up
Lucas Johnson
>Lanklet is a baka who doesn't want to finish off the rum.
This makes me want to drink...
Think I might get drunk tonight.
Oh I see, well these things happen, can't stop mother nature.
Aaron Lopez
You get drunk every night baka!
Jeremiah Torres
Sounds good, I might down that run tonight so you won't be alone
Bentley Walker
yeah it couldve been worse, im surprised no tree fell towards my grandparents house, glad theyre alright
Joshua Walker
Baka
Benjamin Nguyen
This is simply untrue.
Last time I got drunk was last Friday.
STOP SPREADING LIES
Aw heck yeah!
I actually enjoyed last time we got drunk together
with you sending me odd little videos.
How big are these trees?
You gonna get the chainsaw out and cut them up?
Aiden Reyes
the one that fell over im not sure it was near the back but wasnt too big, some of the other ones are probably 15-20 metres, cant really tell as the land isnt flat
Jonathan Wood
I'm soaking wet from fieldwork and my phone won't charge AHHH
I'm sure we can get ya a visa somehow
Noah James
Aw yeah if ya get a chance take some photos.
I wanna see it.
>I'm soaking wet from fieldwork and my phone won't charge AHHH
Whatcha out in the field doing matey?
Isaac Cook
To be fair I'd make a horrible housewife too
To get me to do stuff I need some form of motivation
Logging buildings so we can do a hazard assessment on the area
Hope my phone decide to charge soon
Logan Wood
Chalmers is a lying baka!
Brody Murphy
Might have a coffee and cigarette and see what I'm doing today.
Carson Turner
Lanklet is watching mlp
I'm concerned
i793
Aw yeah, I better find some more little gems of videos
Sounds like a plan
Dylan Harris
>Hope my phone decide to charge soon
Hopefully, fingers crossed.
Though maybe, you shouldn't have taken out in the wet.
>Logging buildings so we can do a hazard assessment on the area
Huh neat stuff.
It's a shame I didn't save any of them, I remember being quite drunk and you send a vid of some fat aussie kid eat a shitload of chicken, I was entranced, captivated then I wondered...
why the fuck did Chalmers send me this shit?
>Lanklet is watching mlp
Jesus Christ...
Not a good house wife.
Doesn't wanna drink rum and have fun
Watches MLP
I've learnt a lot about him today.
Eli Wood
I tell ya, baby, this winter weather has me down and out, you understand
Josiah Wright
>mlp
And I thought me watching reverse harem anime was bad
Needed it to log stuff quicker desu
Julian Green
>Needed it to log stuff quicker desu
Oh groovy, man, what's your WC level?
Colton Baker
Wc?
We are doing it for a class as practice
So it won't actually be used
Levi Torres
I have arrived.
Levi Lewis
Welcome
Adam Young
>why the fuck did Chalmers send me this shit?
I sent it for it to get exactly that reaction
>I've learnt a lot about him today.
Oh that's just the tip of the iceburg.
Matthew Edwards
Woodcutting, baby
Angel Martin
Why is Chalmers so damn rude to me
He's a big bully!
Daniel Fisher
He was bullying me yesterday also.
Connor Gray
Well I can't really beat you up so this is the next best thing
When?
I don't recall this
Joseph Taylor
WHEEEERRREEE
ISSSSS
WESTYYYYYYY
Jordan Collins
He ran away because he doesn't love us anymore
Juan Thompson
DONT SAY THAT
WESTY LOVES ME, AND I LOVE HIM
Nathaniel Jackson
Ok he must have died then, there are no other options!
Nathaniel Butler
MY HUSBAND IS NOT DEAD!
Jason Jenkins
Have mercy, baby, what am I reading
Nolan Robinson
I hope he isn't
He's probs asleep like my husband is
Dunners is being a tiny bit gay, nothing new
Jackson Jenkins
How does he have a name, though, man?
Jackson Bennett
Who?
Christian Sullivan
Dunners, baby
Brandon Watson
He's from Dunedin so Dunners
Bentley Thompson
Oh, extra flags meant we could give location based nicknames
Owen Taylor
And now I can head home
Dylan Rivera
I am home...
James Carter
In my youth, in the 1940's, my dad began the deliberate refining of the ravens, the aim being to grow the most spectacular large-sized individuals. He picked up eggs and stuffed them in the hatchery. The chicks were fed with quality loaves and weighed every day. Those individuals who grew fastest ever managed to keep on procreating, and others were released to nature. Over the years, the size of the ravens began to grow. When they were 9 pounds they lost their flying capability and the wings and tail began to crumble and the feet boomed. After my father died, I continued the project myself. Today, the largest ravens are 52 kilograms when adult. Their feathers have changed to a fine latex glossy drowsiness and is dull in color. The ravens stand humanlike in the upright position and the muscular upper part of their legs already corresponds to the thickness of the human legs. The wings are no longer in place, but instead are the short and strong hooks of remembrance of man's hands. The tail is completely gone and the cloaka has wandered to where it was before the tail. The nose is shortened and resembles a human being.
Since the beginning, the ravens have had in their shelter a radio for entertainment from which they have heard human speech. Later on, the radio was replaced by a television and then a computer with internet connection with large displays. Today, the ravens know two hundred words and are able to use them in the right contexts. The voice is metallic and shallow.
Matthew Parker
Male ravens are very aggressive. They try to mate every time a person enters a cage and without a long-handled brush or the like they are difficult to keep in check. The females are just gentle, but even the heat is constantly on. When people arrive at the scene, they often turn their backs as an offering so that the cloaca is exposed, and the muscles surrounding it shrink when the cloaka pulsates and flashes. The females like it when the cloaka is fingered and often begin to repeat the sentences they have learned from porn movies. If you lie down on the floor, the female immediately pauses and can position her cloaka anatomically right to the human genitalia, starting with the rhythmic and reciprocal movement. Even a small suction force is very strong, sometimes at a rate of up to 9 kilopascal / square centimeters. It is difficult for man to resist such forces. The project continues ..
Christian Allen
Been away so long I hardly knew the place
Gee it's good to be back home
Leave it till tomorrow to unpack my case
Honey disconnect the phone
I'm back in the U.S.S.R.
You don't know how lucky you are boy
Back in the U.S.
Back in the U.S.
Back in the U.S.S.R.
Blake Gomez
Rain rain
Eli Morgan
awake i am
Julian Thomas
Ohayo
Eli Rodriguez
Are you really awake?
Open your eyes you sheeple
Grayson Rodriguez
Bit of a slow thread tonight
Charles Harris
maybe stop being a baka
baka
How was the walk home?
John Baker
I lot rained on a little bit bit not too much.
I hope this weather clears up soon
and It's a bit chilly, I just filled up the wife so hopefully I'll be warm soon.
Caleb Rivera
Rare pic of me
Jackson Reyes
>I just filled up the wife so hopefully I'll be warm soon.
Easton Hill
I can confirm this
What's got you all flustered, with this awful weather I've been filling her up almost every night, sometimes even twice a night.
Adam Richardson
I am home
Hi cutie c:
Noah Allen
>I've been filling her up almost every night, sometimes even twice a night.
god I wish that was me
Lincoln Miller
hi home
pervert
Nathaniel Nelson
>pervert
you have no proof at all!
Ethan Murphy
>yanks
Ryan Morris
I suppose I don't
but one day I will find evidence of your pervertedness
What are they up to now?
Ryder Reyes
>but one day I will find evidence of your pervertedness
Never
>What are they up to now?
I don't know, but they're yanks so it musn't be good
Jeremiah Murphy
What's for dinner tonight?
Carson White
I'm considering food
Mason Hill
Hi dad
We had chicken and root vegetable soup with bread
Ian Peterson
HOME FROM UNI DESU!
HOW IS EVERYONE!
Xavier Morris
>never
whatever you say pervert
soup and bread
nice numbers
I'm good
How are you?
Charles Nelson
I'm good :3
>Your work will never be full of cute girls
JUST
Brody Taylor
I'm good c:
My house has cute girls in :>
Zachary Jenkins
GIMME CUTE GF!
Sebastian Sanchez
G'day gang.
Oliver Garcia
I'm going to the shop to get more booze I'l you clowns soon.
Brandon Reed
Heeeeey mate
How's it going?
Gonna get on the booze tonight?