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twerk edition

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fr*k the d*ne

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"Fun fact: Within weeks of the scandal, Congress passed the Sarbanes-Oxley Act, introducing the most sweeping set of new business regulations since the 1930s."

within = after or prior?

Y*u f*ck o*f

I didn't for like two years and now I have drinking buddies. come with us bud we're gonna play fighterz

spooopoooospooospoooAAAAAHHHHH

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real non-dane thread

Boreball or d*ne... tough choice

>tfw gay
>tfw also believe hell is real
wat do?

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recommend everyone get the Headspace app on their iphones and googlephones for 5 minutes of meditation a day

Dane is a good boyo don't bully him thank u

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fuck toronto

i support the dane

God is an asshole if He sends people to hell for being gay

solid recommendation. helped a lot with my attention span and anxiety

fuck toronto and fuck the dane

stop being a fag or stop believing an imaginary being

If you go to hell it'll probably be just you getting fucked by girls

I'm your friend!

reddit

guys
what if ottawa is the dane and the reason he doesn't like redditflags is because he doesn't want to turn them on and off?

headspace eh? I tried a couple of others that bugged me might get this instead
just go back in time and don't be raised religiously

God is real and most of you are going to hell if you don't start making some serious changes in your lives

sweaty I think I agree but I also think her music sucks

When someone thread splits. Should i report the thread? Or should i report the post that links the thread

feelin' cool

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report the dane thread. that's what I did

what's the ideal way to hold a pencil for drawing? on paper and digital. is the ideal way to switch between a couple of different ways often? which ways if so?

the thread dummy

hmm your right
shall leave this cesspool and dedicate my life to those less fortunate than myself(aka no one)

why you bastards use commas where dots, and dots where commas?
$11 billion = $11,000,000,000.00
30,000 jobs

should be
$11 billion = $11.000.000.000,00
30.000 jobs

you are cool

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If god is real then why did he make make gay people? If he despises then?

dots are for decimals like 3.123459

to test their faith but mostly 'cause it's funny lol

I plan on joining Satan's harem and having him turn me into a succubus male

That’s not we do it, don’t know why it’s like that in Europe

Weird seeing Something like ‘1,57m’ or $2,05” just looks stupid

God gave humans free will. Gays simply choose to live in sin and commit abominations

watching another episode of the first 48
always good lesson about those who burn the coal and the toll they must pay

give me your money

Free will doesn’t exist though

>Free will doesn’t exist though

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wrong!!!
π = 3,14159265359...
20 cents should be $0,2

prove it

determinism is only useful to psychics tbqh. for all intents and purposes free will is real

God didn't give you shit. You became a schizo weirdo after your lobotomy. That's it.

If you’re gonna thread split at least put something interesting....

I never had a lobotomy

weirdo

just use spaces for the same number and commas to seperate different numbers

halp!!
what's a "retirement accounts"?

also, what "underreported line costs" means?
"they underreported line costs by capitalizing rather than expensing (and then inflated revenues with fake accounting entries)"

god sends people to hell for being fornicators, not for being homosexuals

So Homosexuality in itself isn’t a sin? But just Sodomy?

test

If you hurt cana. I will hunt you down and kill you

test x2

yes, but that's not to imply the two aren't causally related

stop being homosexual

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test x3 please do not ignore

thas rite the janny is a lil bitch

>lying on Jow Forums

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what. are you sure you aren't thinking of someone else?

*pays attention*

No

Who were your childhood crushes /cum/?

When I was 9, I remember wishing Jenny Wakeman and Sabrina Spellman were real so they could be my gfs

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Yes

Like i said before. A robot can’t be your gf

Natalie Portman

I remember no pleasant things before i was 16

ummm I'm ace? so actually I never had a crush? bit offensive, I think you should delete this

No. I'm thinking about you. I vividly remember it. Everybody on /cum/ knows you're a braindead, unstable weirdo since you had half your brain removed or some shit 2 years ago.

No

ALL MALE NOMINEES REEE
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"and the company filed for bankruptcy"
what does "filed" means?

anyone watch the zuckerberg thing?

retirement accounts could be related to pensions and other retirement benefits or it could be related to discontinued operations of some kind. company's use different terms for different things sometimes. need more context desu. underreported line costs could be related to end of the period adjustments, but more context is needed again. investopedia.com is an excellent resource

that was someone else.......

guillermo is wondering what he did to deserve this. natalie is a bit of a rude cunt tbqh, she's really undermining their achievements. direct a movie if you think it's such a problem bitch

depends, which chapter did they file?

what's a "crime of conspiracy"? is it like commiting crimes in large groups? because we have another name for that.

bud why don't you use a dictionary?

Don’t be mean cana

Had a dream that I had gay sex with my best friend even though I'm straight

my dream is to get an American gf and move to America
I think America's government isn't the best
but American people are so nice and make me feel comfy
If I can beat my crippling depression I want to go there on vacation and get new friends
I think America is getting less popular nowadays because of Trump and other reasons
but I still like the country and especially the people :)

user..

there is nothing gay about fucking your best friend in your dreams, dreams are random as fuck and don’t mean anything

that's okay, I had a dream about a year ago that I was getting a bj from my older sister

I had a dream.... about you, user......

hm sure just saying that *I've* never dreamed about fucking *my* family or *my* best friend

Did I have a big dick in the dream?

i can't understand this infatuation with another country.

tell me more about your perspective. why do you like america so much?
what makes you think we are so nice, and how do we make you feel comfy?

you would be a different person if you were born to parents with a different amount of wealth

No. Small....

micropenis actually

I'm using a dictionary!! but translating financial terms takes knowledge about north american culture/economic systems!! our systems are all different over here.

e.g.: file: a folder or box for holding loose papers that are typically arranged in a particular order for easy reference."

How do you know?

this "proof" is just as dumb as all of queen's posts

me + u

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stop believing

not even in dreams...

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Growing up and adapting in a much different environment

socioeconomic studies

eh dictionary should be big enough for you to have all definitions
"filing" for bankruptcy is kinda like "filing" taxes, submitting forms and shit

:DD