>falling for the Tribunal Jew
edition
/dixie/ - Southern US & friends
Sebastian James
Bentley Ramirez
/brit/
Adam Edwards
/brit/ isn't welcome here.
Grayson Russell
why wouldn't they be
don't speak for the south maplenigger
Parker Gutierrez
Brody Stewart
dumb flaglett
James Rogers
is this the legendary finnish treasure
Eli Green
yes mammi with shitload of cream
Brandon Ross
>watching /dixie/ thread
>intense fighting scene between dixieanon and midwestanon
>slouch down my seat and yell, "YO, THIS NIGGA FINNA DABBED ON"
>everyone laughs
>black guy sucks his teeth and says, "You aight, white boy"
>Hear "He cute" from one of the girls
Luis Rogers
Idk man. You guys always trash talk them so I figured it was a safe bet.
Xavier Green
>frogs
Angel Edwards
good pasta
/dixie/ is an anglophile general
Elijah Clark
the Bongs are probably just trying to dump gingerpedo back on us
Kevin Bailey
gas all anglos
Luke Russell
im curious as to what mammi tastes like
we never trash talk /brit/ tho
i think some of the jawjans and savannah drop in there sometimes
and besides, gingerpedo fled to /brit/ after we banished him so i feel kinda bad for what we did to them
Ryder Powell
its rye pudding in english, but it tastes bit like chocolate when eaten with cream
Brody Ortiz
this makes the Finnish Mongolian TREMBLE with fear
Angel Martin
ugh i can hear his filthy accent in my head
uhhufgguuhuh ye lad just
fuck
off
Connor Nelson
>gingerpedo fled to /brit/ after we banished him so i feel kinda bad for what we did to them
So this is the power of southern hospitality. I am truly ashamed.
Samuel Evans
did anyone see the booster seat they had to bring out for Mark Faceberg in the Senate
Adrian Garcia
Tyler Brown
its fermented tho right?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
based
you are not of dixie so i cannot blame you for your faults
>zucc had a booster seat
pics pls
Anthony Long
Sotha Sil was the only good member of the tribunal
also first for Akavir
Luke Carter
yes
Luis Brooks
Zachary Richardson
I wonder if they gave him some crayons and a coloring book to keep him entertained during the boring parts
Jacob Morgan
Salut les gars, comment ça va?
Alexander James
shit taste
id give it a try
Adrian Davis
Matthew Price
a.uguu.se
does this sound country-ish to anyone else?
Hudson Perry
Looks like one of those things old people have in their SUVs because the seats are too hard.
Logan Wright
>muh weebshit
THE worst continent in the lore bar none
Joseph Jenkins
Jacob Harris
>this man wants to be President
Blake Brooks
i bet he played angry birds on his apply product Nigel
doing alright kwebekwa
>lifting himself up on the desk with his tiny arms
is he actually not human like the memes say because this pic is fucking eery
slightly but its not really heavy southern
Kayden Thompson
Yes, but only if you mean nu-country like people from Seattle make.
Jeremiah Lewis
When will they learn?
Caleb Hill
what am I looking at here exactly?
Benjamin Adams
TINY
WHIT
BOIS
William Rogers
it's a padded seat because Zuckerjew is a 5'7 manlet and is extremely conscious about his height
>mfw this shit happens at the UN
Anthony Mitchell
>jews
>white
Matthew Martin
Jackson Harris
Jackson Morales
what, you want a game set in the Sload's homeland?
instead of teaming up with snow demons to killl as many monkey-people as possible?
also yokuda or thrass are the worst continents too, just barely edging out almora
Leo Allen
>Yokuda
>continent
I have some bad news for you, user...
Julian Wood
>Sload
>implying the All Flags Navy wasn't the raddest shit ever
WE WUZ ATOMSPLITTERS N SHEIT btw
Joshua Bell
reminder that dunmer have the best lore in elder scrolls and the other races will have shit lore until b*th*sda rehires kirkbride
Joseph Stewart
filthy nigger elves deserve to be hanged
Dylan Gutierrez
s a y t h a t t o m y f a c e f u c k e r a n d n o t o n l i n e a n d s e e w h a t h a p p e n s
Tyler Wilson
>rehires
he's not coming back, the entire reason he quit/was fired is because he's an artsy fartsy prick who won't stay in one place
David Walker
also a reminder that Reman Cyrodiil was fucking insane and used to have orgies with his female bodyguards on top of their slain enemies after a battle
Daniel Nguyen
exactly, unless they go back to the first era (but then that means no kitty cat peoples)
sload are amazing as fuck, but their land is boring as fuck (play as a slug moving at the speed of slug, kill your enemies with plague and attrition!. stand motionless for years as you plan your next fight!)
na, they need a game in elsweyr or black marsh, but since that will never happen, leading the second invasion of Akavir would be the bestest
dunmer are shit, they got lucky when the dwemer divided themselves by 0
dunmer were an entire race cucked by a 2 raced tranny who held their capital ransom for centuries
David Jenkins
i want to believe
t. envious n'wah
Lincoln Watson
>they got lucky when the dwemer divided themselves by 0
that's not what happened
I think Elsweyr would be best for the next game. I know they aren't going to remember to do the swamp highways they're supposed to have in Black Marsh, but at least they can deal with the bullshit the Thalmor have done to the Khajiit
>ywn incarnate as the next Mane
Jaxson Bennett
so if this fucker could wear the amulet of kings, how many other dragonborn do you think witnessed the oblivion crisis?
>that's not what happened
i know, fucked with lorkhans heart, tried to make themselves into a god (numidian), but fucking with a dead gods heart made them vanish, doesnt matter why the result is the same
Elsweyr does sound like the best for a new game, just worried someone will dragon break it into a new land like they did with cyrodiil
black marsh sounds like it would be most fun during the oblivion crisis, but they cant make a third game about the end of the third era
I just hope they dont make a game in summerset isles, unless you get to massacre the high elfs (as cannon), or you get to join the grey cloaks
skyrim had more than enough high elfs in one game
t. delusional mer fetishist
Leo Wood
>and besides, gingerpedo fled to /brit/ after we banished him so i feel kinda bad for what we did to them
u cunts
Gabriel Adams
i'm genuinely sorry user, just keep bullying him and maybe he'll fuck off to /jizz/ or something
William Baker
>made them vanish
>result is the same
"No."
>mer fetishist
it's not our fault you have shit tier taste in race lore
we didn't tell him to go to /brit/, he's just looking for attention
Nathaniel Moore
someone should shop a mutt face on that thing
Daniel Taylor
but then the context is lost
David Miller
he was such an autismo, holy shit
Evan Bennett
>shopping anything onto our LORD Fargoth Ur
Brandon Hall
>>made them vanish
>>result is the same
>"No."
when they tried to achieve CHIM, they lost their sense of self, so they stopped existing
why whats your "totally correct" reason they stopped existing?
and yes, they zero summed themselves
they saw the Tower but had no sense of self to bring them back to mundus
>it's not our fault you have shit tier taste in race lore
but I dont, breton/nord are the best, depending on the game
most of the others are just furry races for larpers
Mason King
Get down, make love
Colton Cooper
>the dwarves zero summed
>implying they merged with the godhead
"""""""No."""""""
>when they tried to achieve CHIM
lol what the fuck are you even doing nigger, they talk about this in that book where they trick Azura
they weren't trying to achieve CHIM. They already knew about the godhead but they saw no value in being gods in their gradient when they were subgradient to something else. It's why they were always so pissy about the gods existing
They merged with Numidium because they wanted to collapse the gradients by causing them to zero sum. They planned to do this all the way up to Anu(IS) and zero sum him too so that Anu the godhead would wake up. But since they were fighting the Chimer and the Nords at the time it fucked up so they don't have control over Numidium
Hunter Ross
Wonder what caused macon to finally fuck off
Christian Gutierrez
school maybe
Cooper Scott
go lurk some /tg/ elder scrolls threads
trips of truth
Landon Hill
>"dixie" thread
Logan Cooper
no there's still plenty left its just all volcanic shitfield
Ayden Ortiz
TES is Southern culture
Nathaniel Wood
the mer shall rise again, and we'll lynch the lorkhanniggers
Jace Sanders
>Morrowind OP
>poster count doubles
Noah Jenkins
>want the nords to be right in my heart
>know the altmer are right in my mind
what do lad
we've probably had more quality TES shitposting threads than most of the other stuff combined
Tyler Lee
reminder that the decentralized /agrarian/ dunmer with an aristocratic ruling class and deeply religious society are the epitome of tamriel culture
Kayden Rivera
>when the thread's best discussions are over christian theology or elder scrolls lore
Sebastian Parker
friendly reminder that if you pick imperial ever you're wrong
there's a lot to talk about
Anthony Turner
>>know the altmer are right in my mind
may as well go back to the Alessian empire days you filthy heathen
Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine, and may Talos guide you, always
Nicholas Myers
>t*Los
Robert Gutierrez
>mer worship
which mer became a Divine again? none of them? while there are two men who became divines (Ark'ay and Talos)
William Turner
/dixie is a
D U N M E R
G E N E R A L
Luke Sanders
One day, they'll all go back north
Jaxson Turner
Jonathan Sanders
Took a good photo of a squirrel today, y'all.
William Thompson
So who's gingerpedo? I like to think of myself as a regular here, but I think he might have been before my time.
Gavin Lewis
good pic
he was a literal autist that spammed pics of red haired children and post random bits of poetry
he also had a habit of getting butthurt extremely easily
Ayden Phillips
check em
Jordan Nelson
lol
Christian Campbell
No, because this post will end in repeating digits
Joseph Thompson
lolol
John Robinson
Now, I'm frustrated
Gavin Davis
i can see that
Eli Cox
Soon the digits will be all mine
Isaac Sanchez
bad luck again cornposter
Christian Hall
Hand over the doubles and nobody gets hurt
Dylan Murphy
earn them
Parker Torres
Alright, watch this
Julian Campbell
Haha, its not like I wanted doubles or anything
Christian Sullivan
gonna go read and go to bed early
>check em
David Reyes
you guys suck at this