Do you want to be American?
I mean, you'd be a bloated brainwashed abomination but at least you'd be happy and influential
Do you want to be American?
Colton Thomas
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Thomas Johnson
>influential
In what way?
Thomas Bell
So I'd be a happy and influential Australian?
Samuel Torres
>influential
Not unless you're rich or in politics
Landon Miller
>influential
99% of Americans aren't exactly influential
Noah Myers
most americans don't even want to be american, it's quite sad
Jacob Gomez
i would be youtube.com
Matthew Smith
>influential
I don't see other countries having school shootings on daily basis.
Wyatt Martinez
Being American would be nice if the country wasn't so hopelessly filled with poopskins.
Henry Sullivan
I would literally disembowel myself with a spoon if it meant I got to reborn in literally any European country as a person whose family has lived their for centuries
Wyatt Kelly
Just go back to your ancestors home and your kids can be that
William Clark
>happy
William Gray
No but our opinion matters more than 99% of the population outside the states
Brandon Williams
why? so you can be spend the next couple centuries being raped by achmed and his somali refugee buddies?
Jeremiah Morgan
reminder that being relevant harms quality of life and is just a beta coping mechanism
Brandon Nguyen
Depression here is overdiagnosed so that drug companies can have a larger customer base to whom they can sell their antidepressants. There's no reason to be depressed in America unless first-world problems are too much to bear.
Carter Williams
>this is what amerisharts actually believe
Hunter Flores
>happy and influential
Joke's on you, I'm neither
Henry James
yea please with all my heart
I'd do my best to become the fattest ever
Caleb Brooks
Doesn't stop them from taking pride in the accomplishments of the 1%.
Jack Jenkins
nah he's not wrong. mental illnesses are severely overdiagonsed it's not even funny
Hunter Miller
don't bring your scatfaggotry into this
>redneck Alternative Facts™
Leo Howard
>cheap pride
pathetic
Carter Jones
They are Australian tourists though.
Carter Gutierrez
I just want the citizenship without being a fatass
Chase Ross
oh no no no no
Julian Campbell
>influential
having an orbit around me isn't the influential i want
Kevin Kelly
unipolar depression is a load of shit
t. bipolar 1 and doing fine, no meds