/brit/

>Englishmen just hate me for being a Yank and don't talk to me.
because they're good lads

dirty fenian baby killer

doc gave me these instructions to pullback the foreskin. gota say, i'm a bit confused.

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based
dont care

>Englishmen just hate me for being a Yank and don't talk to me.
does this really happen?

>They all had the same sense of humor as me
tells you all you need to know

shut your shit eating little mouth you pathetic little squelch, you disgusting squib, I'd step on you if I thought it was worth the rancid smell on the bottom of my shoe

No one cares. Get your ass slapped

Thick cunt

Managerial hands typed this post

youtube.com/watch?v=5DTbashsKic

Yes yanks are vermim

instructions unclear; performed bris on myself

we form a circle around you and chant foy! foy! foy! while jumping up and down

why are americans so insecure? they desperately seek validation from others yet get so angry when they don't get it, not realising their extreme narcissism, obnoxiousness and staggering stupidity is extremely unattractive and aggravating

glorious murderer of saxon spawnlings, he would sneak into their hatcheries and pour bags of salt over their egg piles

Thick cunt

better version
youtube.com/watch?v=n8Kxq9uFDes

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His life is meaningless hedonistic garbage. Sleeping with random slags is bad for the soul and spirit.

Best Alan coming through

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women simply cannot compete with the future

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They need to be fucking gassed I HATE THEM

Let's go all the way tonight
No regrets
Just Thailad

Thick cunt

NEED a tranny gf

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pooted

wise words

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RENT FREE

honestly i find brits who kiss their asses even more insufferable

dios mio...

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>saving thumbnails

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virgin freaks lmao

creasing and puttering
love how he keeps falling for absolute psychos and brain damaged women

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English are cunts
Yeah, maybe not every single one. But the ones who still talked to me didn't seem interested in being friends.
It was political jokes mostly, also shared love for the same types of video games and movies.

Thick cunt

looking through the "discussion" comments on very old youtube channels

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Imagine being African French, going to an Asian country, and having to speak English with your fiancee?
Why are anglos so fucking powerful that they can completely impose themselves in the relationship of two shitskins?

>asses
foy

easy way to extract (you)'s from the fruit that is /brit/. you got played Bruce.

What is this picture?

I've done it but can admit it's cancer.

>rent free
yet here you are shitting in MY fucking /brit/

alan should just settle down with a french woman like all the other algerian men

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>It was political jokes mostly, also shared love for the same types of video games and movies.

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Thick cunt

*seizes the means of production*

This is now a workers' thread

youtube.com/watch?v=CMaCg4fpJKg

alan's ex's parents had some questions/demands for him

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Love that little dog on the left

its painfully obvious how shallow their relationships when there is a literal language barrier

Love how all the English here start spergering out in anger when I tell the simple truth of my experience. Proving my point that they're snooty cunts who look down on anybody who isn't English.

kek love are nassim

Thick cunt

Its all looking up lads

"thick cunt"
the sound echoes through the cave
you hunch down tighter to the wall behind a stalagmite, the flicker of your torch casting shadows on the dripping walls
you clutch your armalite at your side, the comforting feel of a big bag of salt on your belt giving you a reassuring amount of resistance to the *ngloid's poison glands
"tiocfaidh ár lá" you whisper, as you raise your armalite

why wouldn't they

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>asses
FOY

im curious what /fr/ and /mena/ would say about that pic since he has even more of an unfavourable reputation there

modern day colonialism and cultural genocide

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hehehehe

cats are funny

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Thick cunt

it sounds like you were prejudiced to begin with

The highway's alive tonight
Nobody's fooling nobody as to where it goes
I'm sitting down here in the campfire light
Searching for the ghost of old Tom Joad

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i only look down on yanks tbqh

no they're not

Thick cunt

love it when americans call me snooty even though I'm impoverished and common as muck. Their inferiority complex shines when confronted with a superior Anglo god

>Thick cunt
Absolute hate low effort forced gimmicks like this, I struggle to put into words, the sheer fucking contempt I have for the loathsome mongs who do this shit

*jumps at you*

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cant wait until everyone has an iphone and speaks english, the world will be so beautiful :)

Thick cunt

it's just one retard

i admire the spirituality of muslims
the work ethic of jews
and the beautiful ceremony of hindus
buddhists and sikhs can go fuck themselves

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the thing about being english is that you're so naturally superior to everyone else you lose sight of their humanity
a bit like the gods coming down from mount olympus and playing havoc with the mortals

This is what I mean, Welsh didn't care that I was a Yank. Sure they poked fun at America, but not me personally.
Nah, English straight away just started mocking and made no attempt at being friendly or polite. Welsh were opposite of that.

night lads

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>Love how all the English here start spergering out in anger when I tell the simple truth of my experience. Proving my point that they're snooty cunts who look down on anybody who isn't English

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that's a big kot

Thick cunt

dave

fecking eejit

Agreed, my celestial brother

but mocking is often a way of being friendly. you just have to banter them back

Thick cunt