I have severe phimosis and having sex could put in an emergency room AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I have severe phimosis and having sex could put in an emergency room AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>having sex
At least that's not something that could foreseeably happen

I'd rather have that than being a cutfag

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>not being cut

That's your own damn fault. The jewish people know what's better for you.

See a doctor and get a preputioplasty.

sucks to be you

>need gallbladder surgery
>Can't eat anything
>it would cost me 30,000$
I hope it kills me quick

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why do you need gallbladder surgery

me too user
fuck my parents it was their job to stretch the skin of my peepee when i was a baby so this will never happend

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HAHAHA ME TOO FRIEND

AND

ONE OF MY TESTICLES IS THREE TIMES THE SIZE OF THE OTHER

AND MY PARENTS HAD ME CUT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Same hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just kidding, I used to have it, but I got the foreskin trimmed a little bit (instead of getting it removed) and now the problem is gone.

I'm half circumcised and now my dick looks like it's wearing an oversized sweater. Cut people think I'm weird for not being cut enough and uncut people think I'm weird for being cut at all.

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Wait not phmosis

What's the thing where my dick bends at a right angle

Either go get cut or stretch it, the foreskin is literally adhered to the glans on babies you imbecile
I bet you blame your parents for the failure that is your life too

Take a scissor and do a small vertical cut, should fix it.

>stretch it
hace 3 meses que lo hago con una crema corticoides y no veo resultados porque la piel esta endurecida
>cut
ni en pedo judio de mierda

anda a tomar la sopa porque claramente no tenes fuerza en las manos para estirar un cacho de piel
ademas hay otros tipos de cirujias que no circumcisan

What is this? I don't want to google it.

A surgical procedure that will fix the phimosis but is no where near as drastic as a circumcision. Just google it you pussy

>anda a tomar la sopa porque claramente no tenes fuerza en las manos para estirar un cacho de piel
si que se estira pero al final la piel queda igual y si tiro un poco mas me voy a arrancar la piel pelotudo

>cockposting

Is this the evolved form of Finnish fagposting?

So it just opens up the hole a bit? That's all I got from googling.

my skin is literally attached to my sick tip so I can't stretch

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IIRC some types widen the hole a bit. Others make a vertical slit in the foreskin and sew it up in such a way that it's no longer tight.

That's not unheard of. It's not necessary to get it treated if it's not causing other issues like serious pain or difficulty urinating.

>uncut
>foreskin isn't all fucked up
Feels good

it doesn't but i literally can't stretch it

Is there hardened white tissue around it?

it's like pink flesh looks like that thing under your tongue

I think that's called the frenulum. That's normal.

Circumcised faggots are literally subhumans

it's basically impossible for me to pull back though

Further back inside is it just attached by a membrane or something?

>fap like crazy as a kid
>phimosis comes off

get btfo op

no clue can't stretch very far

i stretch it but im paranoid about it going over the head in case it gets stuck and i have to get the tip of my penor amputated

no, era tu trabajo hacerte el prepucio hacia atras desde que te puedes bañar solo
su trabajo era adiestrarte, mongolito

>hilo desviado al español
Buen trabajo

gracias bb