I cannot swim

i cannot swim

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I almost drowned when I was 8 years old
Sometimes I think about that moment and wish I let myself float to the bottom of the pool

Neither can I and I live near the ocean. I feel stupid

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I don't know calendar months.

i have too many fingers

Me too... ( -´ｪ`-)

I can't count using my fingers

But this is very easy. Its like a riding on the bike

I can't speak Russian without accent.

nigger

I tried learning when I was 12 but it never clicked. Even worse, on my last time at a class I doggie paddled at 12 feet while screaming for help. Literally my most cringe inducing moment of my life

it's the panicking that gets you
how to remain calm?

y миня тoжa

My swimming record is 24m

Can't. Afraid of drowning

>lives on a planet that's 4/5ths water
>can't swim
lmao

I cannot bike

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use floaties and you'll learn in no time

same
us, black people, can't really swim very well
I went to the pool when I was young and nearly drowned but some old bitch pulled me out with a wooden stick

but there is even more air than water and i bet you can't fly

I cant speak English without accent blyat

Are you black?

Этo жocкo, жe ecть жи!
So try hard then

Did she stick it up your butt and lift you out ?

You cannot do it his.

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But he can this

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I can't swim and can't ride a bike. And in childhood different people tried to teach me (both swimming and biking), they all failed.

And can't fucking english gramar. I am always forget articles

its literally easy tbqh, ya gotta need courage if you're afraid of water plus training. hardest part is learning how to flow your breathing

t. got in swimming competition lost

We regret, you have autism

fish pee in water
why you swim in pee?
lmao

but lost*
also use googles. never ever use nose clips, ya gotta get used to water getting inside your body.

I live in Colorado and know how to swim. Im genuinely curious how grown ass men can't swim

what? where did i mention swimming in pee?

nowhere, but it's true

By being afraid of drowning

t. alice springs

Than start at the shallow end where you can stand upright or take an adult swim class

mildly agree. though i noticed breathing was my biggest challenge since i could not get used to put my head in the water and exhale underwater.
backstrokes were the one where i was good at instead

try holding your breath underwater and jump up and then repeat till you feel you got it.

I can swim but I can't float what the fuck is wrong with me

what's the point of biking if you're gonna take more carbs by eating bread afterwards

it's a dead American meme vladimir

cant either
thats not true, ive swam like 400m and back in the sea despite living 200km away from any beach
my dad threw my siblings and me in a pool until we could swim when we were kids

You need row but still on the place

don't put pressure on any part of your body and trust the water to hold you afloat.

I dunno man I use my hand, kicked my feet and as fast and hard as possible but I'm still drowning slowly

Guess I'll be using these next time I'm at the beach

I thought Europeans depended on biking to get by.

i personally been to big swim races and i have never seen any African swim. majority were whits, asians, SE asians, and Indians.

I'd personally go to a swimming pool instead since there is no or just minimal salt. beach salt can get annoying sometimes especially for novices

Dont do it fast, a little bit slowly and more powerful

maybe because canada is mostly wh*Ts, asians, SE asians, and Indians?

>sage
Are you OKHUEL?

????

I don't know how to kiss