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Lizard edition

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looks qt

stop this sir

faggots fuck off

/cum/ goes in the namefield, delete this

Zando goes in the namefield newfag

Th for garterbelt pants

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*inhales*

fuck toronto

who's this faggot

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remember to join my server

discord.gg/PSKVG2

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if the fabric had that purple and black checkerboard pattern for missing textures in source engine it would make my dick swell cause I could imagine that their bare ass is showing but the texture got deleted or something hehe

dont you guys find it funny that in english the words read and lead can be read different?

fuck off and die a horrible death you piece of shit

i was gonna be the lead so i went to the store to buy lead

How's this

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not very nice

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Can Mexicans be considered part of the human race?

bitch niggas

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Your people have some of those most horrific murderers in the world and they do it all out of greed. Middle East wars got nothing on your savage people, because they do it out of religion.

mexicans are too superior to humans

Mexico for Mexicans

Canada for Canadians

United States for EVERYONE

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>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Raza_Cósmica
la raza COSMICA

Snakes>lizards

This isn't funny you guys

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could have le fooled me

>be me 26 years old
>get a salvia flashback all of a sudden from that one single time I did it when I was 17

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Downloading music to build my summer playlist. Plenty of Mad Demarco, Brasstronauts, Arctic Monkeys, Yukon Blonde, talking heads, and Phoenix Foundation. Can anyone recommend me some more?

greed >>> religion

>it's a """dane""" won't stop posting despite almost never getting replies episode
god damn it

I have a snake too

:(

legs > no legs

Got a barbell and a buncha plates totalling 120lb. I know it's not much but I can't afford more and I need it because bodyweight exercises aren't growing my ass anymore.

>salvia
you goofed, bud

enough is enough with the fake Zandos. SAD!

smoked a cigarette once and I still have nightmares about it thirty years later

My armpits are like 6 shades lighter than the rest of my body

wat do

Ya'll'st need to stop

Eww its awfully things

mine are way darker because of the fungus

Goodnight everyone

>salvia flashback
what

just yanking your chains ya'll

geckos are the superior lizards

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Anyone here shave their armpits

We're only hours away from WW3 lads aren't you excited?

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need to shave my asshole

what the fuck

youtu.be/AFalBiA5Tf8

mexicans are good people

I do but im a grill. im supposed to do that.

Wenas

TV on the Radio

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I smell like cinnamon

I trim them
ur a fag

man

the other day i mixed alcohol with weed and i was having lsd flashbacks

Goodnight user. Have a tremendous sleep

goal for tomorrow: wake up before 7
wish me luck

god I hope so

Does sweat get on your shirt more or does it make no difference?

Yeah, a bit more. But antiperspirant helps with that.

they stopped being good a long time ago

>President Trump and his advisers on Tuesday weighed a more robust retaliatory strike against Syria than last year’s missile attack, reasoning that only an escalation of force would look credible and possibly serve as a deterrent against further use of chemical weapons on Syrian civilians.
>Administration officials said they expected any new strike to be more expansive than last year’s, but the question was how much more. Possible options included hitting more than a single target and extending strikes beyond a single day.

GET HYPED!!!!!!1

>fungus
wtf

mom says it's normal for a growing young man

I doubt you're either of those things

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Salvia is fucking insane, I don't know how that shit was legal for so long here. You don't lose control of yourself the concept of " you " disappears " completely.

you can call me mommy then

i've never tried it, plus i have a thing in one of my armpits

did you see the machine elves

youtube.com/watch?v=GzbNKM-Emog

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depersonalization sounds scray

I will

Give me her number

I'd try it just for that

>Salvia
wtf is that?

Ive only heard about bad experiences from salvia. odd thing is, it sounds like shrooms do the same thing, but most people find those enjoyable. Ive never done salvia but ive taken shrooms numerous times. I wonder where the difference lies?

>a grown man wrote this

thefederalist.com/2018/04/10/time-united-states-divorce-things-get-dangerous/

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D X M
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youtube.com/watch?v=X-pxlE0zxp0

that's with DMT retard

America will be destroyed one day

tried dxm once and it was awful
just had really runny shits

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i was thinking of ayahuasca

lame then.

It was a good run though ngl.

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I've hit the fourth plateau a time or two. Worth it.

dont do drugs

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Yeah, when I tried it 9 years ago it was absolutely legal. You literally lose contact with reality and you don't know what the things around you are as well as the people, likely being your friends, become total strangers.

I remember not getting any visual effect, but only an overall sensation of being somewhere I didn't know ANYTHING about. I was laying on the grass, pants down to my ankles, my friends just standing all round me talking to me, and I didn't know who they were. I was trying to talk but I couldn't. After that I found myself next to the bonfire, sitting and rubbing my legs supposedly, but I have no recolection of that.

People had to hold me back from jumping in the front of a car on the boulevard nearby because I wanted to end this nightmare that was happening to me.

Crazy shit, man.

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really miss my nigga

hi

Yeah of course hairy armpits look like vomit

No but I saw entities that were reaching out to me, they communicated that they meant no harm and to tell others of their existence.

Your brain thinks up some crazy shit on that drug.

Don't listen to Zando DXM is a lame drug, feels bad and is horrible for your brain health, like it makes you slightly retarded if you abuse it.

> it sounds like shrooms do the same thing, but most people find those enjoyable

Shrooms are NOTHING like salvia, nothing. Salvia thrusts you into other realms of consciousness where the " I " ceases to exist. It's as is your entire being and fiber is reduced to the images you see. It's indescribable but I wouldn't do it again ( I've done it twice in my life ).

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It's amazing how quickly you can stop caring about someone you used to speak with so much
Quite sad really

hi

I've only ever tried mushrooms and weed
what else would you guys recommended

What the difference between shrooms and salvia is?

First of all, salvia is being smoked, and shrooms are eating. Shrooms are hard to get in my themselves because they taste so utterly disgusting, you really have to mix them with food.

Second of all, once shrooms kick in, the trip is actually enjoyable and you laugh your ass off, unless of course you have a shitty bad trip, which happen. Salvia, however, if absolutely not enjoyable and is genuinaly terrifying as you lose complete control with that is around you and can change one man's life forever.

If you kiss then I won't tell

Everybody should do LSD, you feel really nice, in love with yourself, the world and everybody that lives on it.

Goodnight, /cum/

Don't forget to brush your teeth before you go to sleep.

Bye!

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plus colors become really really vivid for like 3 days after you take it.

weed and mushrooms

Sounds terrifying, but it could be an enlightening experience. I lost who "I" was on a bad shroom trip. I felt my soul being ripped from my body and realized i really was nothing but a collection of experiences and bits and pieces of others around me. all in all, while it was a bad experience at the time, it was a good lesson to learn.