/balk/

>yet another alboshit thread

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>security guard at a casino
This is balkan normie level 1001, soon you can shoot lasers

based

How did you fail so hard at life? Was school so boring?

Im a young buck its my 2nd job since graduation

>C#
>beautiful
>cleanly designed
>much different than JAVA
ask me how i know the faggot that made this meme has never touched any code.

literally worse than being unemployed, kys

t. xp ozed

>watching turbo presents loose all their money
not bad/10

My gym is literally flooded with Balkanites.

That I know of there are 2 BulgARYANs (3 if I count myself), 6 Serves, 3 Shqips, and more than 10 FYROManians.

Where?

Shitcongo, of course

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Who's the toughest of them all?

Honestly almost all of us have the "sportist" look (trackies, buzzed cut, very fit) so any one would look tough or intimidating to a normie but one of the Serves is like a 6'8" former boxer so probably him. There's a Chechen guy that goes there too and I'm sure he's killed at least a few Russians in his life.

Where in Chicago and how do you find each other?

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Me

Mutt diaspora fags at least be useful and bump the thread while we sleep. Fucking useless retards

Jam shqiptar a kuq e zi

I'll have you know I'm not a mutt sir I can trace my lineage back to Perun himself.

>t. "I am a pure albanian retard"

>turbo peasant loosing his time by watching over turbo peasants loosing their money
ftfy

>can see they're 8 seconds apart
>replies as if it's the same
wow you're fucking retarded. congrats

Bye mpalk
Going to uni

Shouldn't have said it. That way we'd get one less shiptar post ITT

lmfao you seem kinda autistic m8

so do you have that jekyl and hyde thing going?

where every second day you suck russian dick

лoлчтo

eyes on the one handed bandits, friend

kek

michael douglas is a bulgarian soldier

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>go to a brothel
>prostitutes have names such as jessica, natasha, jasmine etc etc

is there any brothel in the world that doesn't have slavs?

His host body is deteriorating desu

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Are moldovans considered slavs?
If no, then Albania has brothels without slavs

LOL it says perse XD (ass in finnish)

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help me

how do I meet an escort? I've met a russian cutie and we decided for a date tomorrow at her appartment. I've only kissed once in my life, how do I make this non awkward? like, when she opens the door what do I do? tell me virigns

I think his wife is the actual reptiloid handler.

youtube.com/watch?v=SWVxjrmETFE

>tfw you invite your buddy to jam on an instrument which sounds like the thunder of the gods while your wife washes the dishes in the bacground
is this life in bulgaria?

Greeks i am russian and i need Your Halp

s.mh nigga you just grab her by the ass and throw her onto the sofa and put your motherfucking dick in her

i need Halp ? Some greek ortodox guy in jerusalim Whan we light the fire sing me a song and me and my orthdox friends had tears in our eyes from this song

I try to find it but i can't its realy old and i have record him singing in yiddish russian greek bulgarian Serbian songs

But the greek song just killed me and all the orthdox who was With me we had tears in our eyes and i had tears in my eyes to

I need Halp greeks brothers i realy want to find this song who made me cry like a littel girl and i am 6 ft7 tall bodybilder

Plz Halp

benis in bagina and then yogurd

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how do you know the faggot that made this meme has never touched any code?

ISLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

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because C# is as equally shit as JAVA

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Isn't c# java ms edition?

not literally, but you can put it that way
JAVA is shit, and C# is even shittier, because unlike JAVA C# is not multi platform
what's even worse is that C# is language for morons. You can have no programming background and still being able to niggerrig a working app, because it's all about "muh methods that does everything for me"
because of that, all the C# and generally .NET """programmers""" are a bunch of faggots that not only have no coding skills, but their shit language of choice made them not developing any algorithmic thinking
i can also drop a similar load on JAVA and its community

>If you'r not a complete autist you suck
What a moron. Go ahead and try to develop an app with c++ instead of c# and see how much more it takes you.

>how much more it takes you
and that's the reason you .NET faggots are skilsless scum
go drag'n drop your next ebin project, you clown

Arguably you can niggerrig a thing in any language, copy paste + stack exchange.
Eventually you have an unmaintainable turd you need another horde of "programmers" to manage.

Lol, are you implying development speed doesn't matter? What do you have a time capsule or something that makes time stand still?

Even well-written software eventually becomes an unmaintainable turd, given enough time.

-The first law of user about enterprise software

not with the ease as when writing in .NET, where the IDE will hold your hand, because .NET ""programmers"" are pussies that can't add 2 and 2 by themselves without a talking paperclip faggot tells them what to do

no i'm implying that:
- your ""language"" of choice is shit;
- you are a shit ""programmer"";
- your ""projects"" are shit;

Lol what a moron, can't even articulate an argument. Yah i bet you'r really smart and companies use languages like java and c# just because they'r not as smart as you, not due to the much faster development speed that they allow.

>jessica
>jasmine
>slav

the amerimut fears the bulgaroid hun

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>I've met a russian cutie

ριπ your wallet

companies use JAVA and C# because even street-shitting Pajeets like you can niggerrig some working code for a cup of mamaliga/curry

You don't know what you'r talking about. Developing websites and most application using lower level languages than c# or java is simply retarded. The advantages would be negligeble while the disadvantages huge. Even if you are some expert in c++ let's say, I can still achieve the same thing much quicker using Java or C#.

>he's a webdev
my condolences then
if i knew it from the beginning, i wouldn't argue with a disabled person like you, Ros

by the way, serious web platforms like google, facebook and youtube doesn't use C# nor JAVA. In their core they are mostly written in lower level languages like C++ and even C for optimization purposes
and optimization is something you meme programmers will never have to deal with, because all of you write meme projects like the next shitty corporate portfolio website

morning balkanlar

fuck off, kosovar rat

i have class in 30mins anyway
will be back in ~10hours to make fun of weeb neets like you :)

shiptaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

Are you studying ways to incorporate the US into Albania?

I'm a back end developer, wich isn't really called web dev.

>by the way, serious web platforms like google, facebook and youtube doesn't use C# nor JAVA
But unless you'r working at one of those there's C# is more than serviceable, and in fact the optimal choice.

>and optimization is something you meme programmers will never have to deal with
Face it, your argument was moronic, in most application developed today C# or java are a better choice than C.

>I'm a back end developer, wich isn't really called web dev.
you ARE a webdev. don't try to act like you have a higher tier job than the regular frontend retard.
I'm saying that as someone who started his career as webdev and still does backend webdev shit.

>But unless you'r working at one of those there's C# is more than serviceable, and in fact the optimal choice.
Pajeet Inc. is always hiring, and that doesn't change the fact that C# and JAVA are shit languages designed for shit projects and used by shit coders

>Face it, your argument was moronic, in most application developed today C# or java are a better choice than C.
so what? there's 10000 retarded C#/JAVA projects and 100 C projects that actually matters. Does that make the 10k shits anything better than a shit? since when the majority of whatever is on the right side?

We should do some programing challenges in /balk/.

You are very rude and obviously a brainlet. You admit that most projects are better suited for C# or Java but still call them shit languages? Oh, because you deem them useless? There's no such thing as an useless project, no one would pay for it if that was the case. But i guess only the stuff you do matters.

>higher tier job than the regular frontend retard.
I work in JS fullstack and probably make 2 times more then you. What exactly makes you "better" then me peasant?

Should i have stayed working in some pice of shit antiquated language just for the sake of having a "higher tier job"? :))) When the money and freedom I have now is 10 times better?

By the way I'm not Still you seem like a poor peasant to me.

>ros shitting on xpozed

Welcome to Bulgaria
- Terrible healthcare. Be prepared to pay an expensive private insurance if you expect a decent service. The situation in the state healthcare institutions is catasrophic. The best doctors are leaving the country for better paid jobs in Western Europe.
- Non-Existent law-enforcement. Street crime in Sofia is actually lower than in Brussels for example. The biggest problems are the corruption and fraud at the highest level - state force is basically led by the mafia. Institutions, police, politic- and justice systems - everything.
- Sofia is extremely dirty, esp. the air is highly polluted. Traffic is a nightmare. Infrastructure is in a very poor condition, despite the statements of the prime minister that "HE" is doing so much for the country.
- People: Bulgaria has lot of high potentials, which all left the country. Very few of them are still there. The demographic situation is highly concerning. Outside of Sofia, the country is basically dead. The so called "small town" is disappearing very fast. In most of the villages, you will encounter only few old people over 80. Soon, the gipsy minorities will occupy them completely.
- Quality of goods and services. Yes, you pay less, but you also receive less. Don't think you will get same cheese, beef or beer like in Belgium for 1/2 of the price.

Really xpozed? Shiit I actually like the guy :( But what the he said is rude

Sorry dude. But you are simply wrong

>There's no such thing as an useless project
sure? how come most of the web projects i worked on in the past were basically just money laundering schemes? you start a project, get investors, they like your meme shit and give you money to keep working on it and add few changes, then these few changes become lots of changes, while in the meantime you get more investors and the whole scheme ends when no one b8s your shit anymore, so you start a new project.

>probably make 2 times more then you
no you don't

pic related is my opinion about your opinion, Ros

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Bulgaria is better then Macedonia .

>codemonkey fight

wonderful

#Dr D on Mar 12, 2018

There is a commie putinist troll on economedia sites (Dnevnik, Capital) who is called "Dr D"

Ushankas love to shit on their own country

>sure? how come most of the web projects i worked on in the past were basically just money laundering schemes?
Cuz you live in bulgaria, idk? I never heard of that being the case here.

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>lies, commie putinist trolls shill against bulgaria

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I don't know what worries me more the fedora or the shirt?

Face it man. You just mad most apps are going to the web now and we are talking your jobs :)

>basically just money laundering schemes
My friend. I'm in this for the money. But i do have to agree partially to this.

I make at least as much as you do now. And I dont even work as much.

I'm just telling you that KLETA MAJKA BALGARIQ is a hybrid tactic that was first employed by russian shills

>JS fullstack

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Tell me ONE significant project you are involved in

I guess I should feel shame or something but I dont.

>But what the he said is rude
only in your head, because you not only didn't read what i'm writing, but you are also subjective.
For example, where did i said my job/me > yours/you ? You started whipping your cock like a monkey, because you got affected from my burns on your shit language THAT I ALSO USE.
Thing is, i'm objective and wont suck X language's cock just because i'm using it, and i've been writing in mostly everything - from x86 assembly to the latest memes like python and C#.

wow, sick burn, lad! will i ever recover?
btw, the company that did that was UK based and they made more money from gullible investors than your entire family will ever see in their lives.
Last time i worked for bulgarian company was 10+ years ago.