1. cunt

I stole like 600$ from my retarded grandpa and his mentally disabled son so far
they don't deserve those money anyway

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You don't either but you still got it.

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t.sminem cousin

selling cp

1.
2. I dunno, probably stole some small amount of money from my parents. Maybe drinking beer when I was 15? I have never broken anything or beaten anybody.

It helps to eliminate the bitter taste after vodka

I have violated traffic laws while riding a bicycle. I was about to cause a traffic accident.
Another sin is the open carry of a puukko a year ago

Nothing I would admit to

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why not a lime?

Limes aren't really popular in Poland

kind of faggot desu

It's more of a custom. Here people drink vodka with pickles too.
And cognac with lemon.

is it just poland or just eastern europe the pickle thing?

I broke 10 School windows in a row and burned a random 4x4 car when was kid.

sexual assault, harassment and accused of rape.
never formally charged and no complaint was made.
Two or three girls were affected. 1 accused me of rape.
This happened 10-8 years ago; I was 18-22. I was in a really dark place.
I'm much better now.
I know I'm guilty of everything.
It took a long time to come to terms with what I did. When you're in denial, you do anything and everything to justify your actions.

I think generally eastern europe

Oh damn sounds terrible user

t. Internalized feminism who thinks being a man is a "bad place"

Flag
Technically possession of CP (if you even view a thumbnail of CP some /b/tard posted that's enough to count). Realistically barreling down an interstate at 140mph

Did you get caught?

>2. What's the worst crime you have ever commited?
One little Polish girl wrote in the comments(youtube) "that she did not understand anything"
I wrote to her - "Głupia kurwa."

D E V I L I S H

To be honest, I'm ashamed of my actions.

Being wh*Te

I am filled with shame everyday

Canadians aren't white.

1. Canada
2. Shoplifting

But it was only a bouncing ball from one of those one dollar stores when I was about 12 or so.

I walked into a gift shop and picked up a bouncy ball but it didn't bounce because it was a giant marble and shattered into a million pieces.

Yeah I ran, I was 20ish there's no explaining that.

>Pic
Holy shit, It's like Russia, but catholic.

stabbed a guy in revenge mode because he stabbed my mate

Being brown in a Wh*te man's world

pickled vegetables make perfect sakuski and if you're smart you save the pickling water for the morning after

I know that feeling bro

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Why is Jaruzelski there?

I have sold drugs and almost got caught.
Back then at MDMA parties it was very normal you sold your remaining stash at the bathroom, I didnt even think of it as dealing, but apparently the law does

1. Flag
2. We stolen give or six bucket of sand for my grandma from stockpile of cement factory (there weren't security) together with my father.

story time.

about 5-8% of people here admire him.

>barreling down an interstate at 140
i'm pretty sure a lot of people have done that, i know i have
i got pulled over when i slowed down to 100 like 30min later, no reckless driving or anything though

kara boga, my BLACK brother

interesting, I have been on Jow Forums for over a decade now and have always wondered if the government blacklisted me for being exposed to certain threads and images. Never saved anythiing but I do have a Hanazuki r34 on my PC

Sure you are, Zheng

I was several times controlled by law enforcement while in possession of drugs but somehow they never found out, so nothing ever happened.

Most of the time it was because we were parked in some parking lot at night or country road in the middle of nowhere.

>''Hello, so what are your business here tonight?''
>''Nothing officer.''
>''do you have alcohol or drugs in the car?''
>''No, only cigarettes.''
>''Alright, now get the fuck out of here and do something else with your lives, kids.''

What was the story?

Enjoy the police raid

>Mexico

>Downloading books without buying them
>Buying illegal copies of movies in DVDs when i was a kid
>Grabbed a girl's titties
>physical abuse on cats when i was younger (never killed or seriously hurt one tho)
>Throwing rocks over my neighbour's house
>Drawing shitty swastikas on the church benches
>Denying holocaust in my school (not a crime here tho) kek
>Private property trespassing
>Private property damage
>Stealing $50 mexican pesos from my dad...to buy a present for my mom

Piracy

1. stole toys from a shop
2. avoided military service

You can get an addon to auto-clear your cache every day or so to stop that sort of shit happening.

Also I don't know how it works over there but your IP being recorded viewing illegal content isn't grounds for arrest, they have to actually find it on physical media.

Lost my driver's licence due to multiple speeding fines.
Stole a toy from a shop when I was little.
Drunk driving and driving on acid a few times years ago but was never caught.
Trespassing many times
Graffiti in bathrooms

>2. avoided military service
How so? Isn't it illegal to avoid ms in Israel?

Public Intoxication (many times)
Underage drinking (twice; before I was 19 years old and wasn’t legal)

I lured a lot of Baltic people in SPB, in order to "show them the city" while letting them stay in my place. I smashed their dummy heads in one of the parks at night, robbing them of everything, including documents. Left the corpses there, police rarely investigates anything if they have trouble with identification of the victim, so they probably wrote them off like an "unknown hobos" or something

Kek

>A car parked in an empty parking lot in the middle of the night.

>Smoke coming out

>Not suspicious at all

I enjoyed your story

territorial pissings. me and my mates hung out at an abandoned construction site, drinking, smoking weed, playing hack sack and doing graffiti. all of the sudden this other group shows up claiming the base is now theirs. fight obviously. after a couple days one guy brings a knife and stabs my mate. i kind of felt that wasn't ok so i brought my puukko and stabbed him until he went out. never went back there.

It is not arrest I am worried about since I dont download or do anything crazy but just the thought of being tagged as "potential".

Like I have always had a hard time getting employed which is weird because I have a clean record, decent skills, and clean background. I have always wondered if somehow in screenings I am labeled as something and being discriminated for it.

It is illegal. i just didn't show up when they told me to.

I mean they probably knew at some point, but are cops dickhead enough to apprehend 17 years old kid with like a gram or two of weed in their pockets? Unless you look like a total scumbag stoner kid with baggy pants, which we didn't, I don't see the problem.

Thinking about it, cops are dickheads enough, but, hm, I dunno. I was once watching this one episode of Alaska State Troopers on NatGeo channel, they pulled over kids on the side of the road who had a small quantity of pot on the, and let them go if they threw the weed on the ground and stomped it so it would not be retrievable. It was quite a good move from cops, for once. I liked it.

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Fair enough, a world an interviewer askes you "So you like to watch futa elf porn?" isn't one I want to live in.

Downloaded games/music/movies from torrents

Berkut is coming for you Leonid

How many times?

1. Russia
2. I beat a woman with a hammer

In terms of potential jail time?
Probably statutory rape/assault with a deadly weapon

In terms of morally being the worst?
Probably driving under the influence of drugs, it's the only crime Ive committed that I actually feel guilty about and I've committed a lot of crimes

>Russia
>human

Either buying/using drugs or banging a whore

idk I feel like I have a hard enough time trying to get people to relate to my normal interests and hobbies. I cant imagine what a stranger would think of me if he knew out of all forms of social media, this is the place I go to and spend my time

at best they may mistake me as a nerd or something which might be good

at worst they may think I am a pedo or cyber terrorist or god knows what

haha they deserve it

fleg
kicked a dog in self defense and broke its spine

I stole some canned shrimps in oil, shitty sushi and didn't leave any note after scratching some strangers' cars once or twice.

Also that's my OC. I didn't know what kind of cucumbers do you eat while drinking vodka and chose the wrong ones by accident.

I ran over a syrian soldier in '95 for harassing my family.

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You can't clear it well enough that the government couldn't find it if they gave a fuck, which they don't if you're not at a minimum requesting it in some form
Still if a cop sees you and decides to fuck you with the full dick of the law that's a ton of charges including jail time

Smuggling random shit from Turkey

> almost
did you manage to avoid punishment or was on verge of being caught?

Joined ISIS, currently planning an attack to kill Trump.
How's that fake polish OP? Come and get me FBI proxy!!!!!

Well if WW3 goes down a lot of future posts assuming the internet survives will probably be talking about murdered politicians, just saying.

you could say that i have a history of violence towards women
>broke little girls arm when i was a wee lad, ran away. they told me like 2 weeks after that i have to find her and apologise but i couldn't be fucked
>got super angry with this crazy bitch and hit her, got labelled as a "girl basher" by the roastie horde and never got gf bc everyone found out
am i edgy or what

What a homo

I'm just a concerned citizen

Nice

I ''hurt'' a guy, i told the story a while back.
I threw a rock at him and hit him in the head

I urinate against the house of a girl I used to date about once every 2 or 3 weeks
I also throw rocks and random garbage in her yard

not really a crime tho

battery and drug trafficking

disguised fast food as my own cooking

Looks like a fun thread. Shame I can't partake in the fun since that would mean my arrestation.

is france like the UK now?

This

were you preparing an unforgettable luncheon?

Unironically turning on a no turn on red stop.

uhh aurora borealis

t. Raskolnikov

1. falg
2. walked over a guys car, then lost a shoe in a dashing escape