>when frenchies try to speak german
When frenchies try to speak german
Matthew Turner
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Christopher Sullivan
> Ich bin braun
wut, is he saying that he is brown? Brown-skinned?
Samuel Bennett
At least they tried unlike Germans who are basically the Americans of Europe. Stupid, monolingual and arrogant.
Tyler Evans
This. Fucking Germans come into your country and ask you questions in fucking German. Always answer them in Dutch. Cunts.
Kayden Sanchez
Can someone translate this hunnic babble?
Camden Richardson
is this the reason why there are not so many germans on Jow Forums? refusing to speak English?
Joshua Campbell
Indeed, they should just speak english.
Jaxson Jenkins
The French are absolute cunts to foreigners, even those making sincere attempts to learn the language and refuse to speak English in the presence of English speakers even when they can (this ends up being a problem in a lot of online games) so they can circlejerk in their own little clique. The picture in the OP is also so wrong I don't even know where to start. It looks like half of it is guessing the sentence structure and articles while the other half is copy pasted from Google translate
Elijah Long
Also a ton of misspellings. I'm not shitting on the guy who wrote it and would go out of my way to help someone willing to learn, but as a whole the French are cunts about this sort of thing
Jackson King
I live on Bornholm and we get hordes of German tourists every summer and maybe 1 in 10 is able to utter a few basic English sentences. The rest literally expect you to speak German.
Elijah Diaz
He's basically an underage French autist, possibly writing to a pen pal-finding service.
> Hello, me is William and I live in Courfaive, because I can run. But I am slow and that is not practical. I have a brother, who is locked in his room and someone can throw him out because he is glued to his bed. I am 16 and I am in an academic high school.
I love vidya and because of that I have few, but precious friends. They bring me joy and put me in good spirits.
Mabel is sad because my neighbar's dog died. It nemed Toby and was dumb.
I am brown, like pasta and "mangasen" a lot. I am a bit lazy but I am certain that I'll draw forests for the government? But I'm bad a drawing, my father mistook my drawings for a potato.
I wear glasses because they make me myopic. I have black eyes, a small mustache, black hair, and great hearing. But I have no pictures of myself ... sorry.
My German level is bad as expired cheese, but that would be if you could help me.
I'd be delighted if you could help me.
Aaron Nguyen
I don't know anyone here who doesn't hate Germans. In my local village we always give German tourists wrong directions when they come here, you can spot them a mile away with that dire accent and general meekness.
Mason Lee
curious, what is so great about your local middle of nowhere place?
Elijah Scott
>übernatürliche ohren
Jaxon Anderson
To me it looks like a fake.
Luis Garcia
"Landschaft" means landscape
Logan Jones
what is he saying? He tried to draw a landscape of forest trees, and his dad thought he drew a potato? How could he be so bad at drawing?
Zachary Gomez
Please don't hate us. ;_;
Adam Powell
this. fuck germans.
they really do expect you to know their shit language. it's incredible, honestly.
Andrew Wilson
>Aber ich bin schlecht... Da meinen Vater hat es mit ein Kartoffel verwechselt.
>I am bad because my dad has been mistaken for a potato.
Wut
Aiden Walker
rate my german. i did 4 years in german class
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Owen Thomas
t. never been to france
Krauts are friendlier than the french
Thomas Morgan
> ich bin seSSHHHHHESSHHHHHen Jahre alt
Austin Brown
grow a spine
Juan Bell
You sound like a drunk Russian accent.
Evan Moore
If it wasn't for your flag, I would have guessed you were Russian. Sorry bro.
William Johnson
Except that Americans and English needn't to learn other languages because they already speak the international language.
Liam Russell
Ayden Hernandez
>I draw in the forest because of the landscape, but I'm bad it. My dad has mistaken [my drawings] for a potato.
Not a literal translation, but I believe that's what he's trying to say.
Noticeable accent and some pronunciation mistakes, but not bad. You should try reading something with proper grammer, that way we can judge it better.
Adam Morgan
Turns out I can't spell.
*grammar.
Charles White
99% of relevant (=young) germans speak good english though.
Tourists are always cancer
Kevin Morales
what's the difference?
Cooper Butler
Yeah true it's not like Dutch tourists are known to be pleasant.
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Matthew Clark
>He's basically an underage French autist, possibly writing to a pen pal-finding service.
I think the text was made up as a joke.
>I am brown, like pasta and "mangasen" a lot. I am a bit lazy but I am certain that I'll draw forests for the government?
I am brown, as thin (mager) as a noodle and I like Japanese comics a bit too much. I draw forest landscapes.
?
>I wear glasses because they make me myopic.
I wear glasses that hinder my eye sight.
Hunter Adams
>my father mistook my drawings for a potato.
Angel Collins
It actually makes sense to retard level German speakers
Jason Rogers
Tbh the only one with no profiency in english here are mostly boomers and the uneducated youth.
But fair enough that I even met some engineering students and alumni which couldn't express themselves in english properly. But chances are high if you see 1-3 young people with backpacks in your country, they will and can speak english to you.
Hudson Lopez
His German is better than mine.
Cameron Young
P. S. Maybe he meant that the glasses hinder people from seeing him (they are so think that you can't see his eyes or something).
His German is also better than my French.
Landon Garcia
>Euro can't go two seconds without mentioning Americans whilst sounding like an arrogant douche himself
I thought us living in your head was just a meme.....holy shit
Thomas White
>2 seconds
>8 minutes
>it's about Germans
why are mutts such attention whores?