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Why is the UK so fucking DISMAL? I mean holy SHIT what a PATHETIC performance

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its not

jews

/brit/ cries out for slags

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You're one of them tothersider cunts

DUDEEEEEEEEE it's likkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeee quantuaaaaaaaaaaaaaam mechanics like the cat alriiiiiiiiight

poo cries out for nigger

>not in work today but all I can think about it work

I just want to die

Ireland cries out for a revolutionary national conservative government

*You land your vessel in the harbour at Porthmadog*

*I wave and call to you from the sea-wall*

Bore da, Saesneg!

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oh no I thought you only had one sick day left till october?

Hi I'm looking for madog haha

just do not care
not one bit

is that balamory?

You, my friend, are wrong.
The universe is 13.8b years old. The universe has a greater diameter than 13.8b light-years

This is a PhD-haver general

The drug addict and the tranny are talking to each other

>Deaths of UK homeless people more than double in five years

imagine not killing urself

imagine enjoying a club in the Gold Coast

>light-years can only be created in one direction at a time
brainlet.jpg

hi beto

Today is just a rest day, not scheduled to be in work today

I remember one of the gold coast clubs smelling strongly of feet

having a PHD is racist

Oi, how dare ya
Aren't all clubs the same though really

Nah you're thinking of Tobermory up on the Isle of Mull lad

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I imagine they are in the Gold Coast

*goes for you*

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Yeah, I heard a funny thing
Somebody said to me
You know that I could be in love, with almost everyone
I think that people are the greatest fun
And I will be alone again tonight, my dear

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REPLY TO MY EMAILS YOU ABSOLUTE COCK GOBLINS

I told you, I have A LOT of bf applications to get through

fUCK
oFF
nONCE

frosted shreddies for breakfast lads

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HOW THE FUCK AM I MEANT TO DO ANY WORK WHEN THE COCK GREMLINS WONT REPLY TO ME WITH THE WORK I AM MEANT TO BE DOING

5 (FIVE) days off starting tomorrow.

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Love comfy British harbours.
Lover fantisising about sailing the whole circumference of Britain stopping at these harbours and going to local alehouses for pub grub.

2nd date secured

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going to start boxing again

You cheeky cunt, I would king hit you if you were inn Surfers

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where you taking her turtlemong

that u turtlemong

thailad have you ever oppresses a brown person or non-male?

No amount of training will stop me from heeming you

nah it's me melvin

dinner and the cinema

diameter is two directions dickhead
90 ≠ 27

Any potential gfs on here want to go adventuring with me

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If you were a conservation-minded zoning designation afforded by the Countryside and Rights of Way Act 2000 you'd be an Area of Outstanding Beauty, both inside and out.

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I struggle to believe just how stupid brits are. Like, hello? Any connections going on up there? Hello? haha

SNAP

No, I don't believe I have.

The disease

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Not a girl or friend but willing to go colonise some savage lands if you're into it

youtu.be/eqwPlwHSL_M

FOY

how are you this thick.
Imagine two people stand in the centre, each walks one metre per minute in an opposite direction. The diametre between the two is now 2 metres after one minute even though each person can only travel at one metre per minute.

Oh dear, haven't wanked in 3 days, might tip me over the edge haha

What are you listening to?

youtu.be/bx3s99FNXzI

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help me lads just looked out the window at the exact time neighbour opposite opened curtains and we made brief eye contact omg wtf

youtube.com/watch?v=9opW4rVJW_Q

ugly

Same, I feel the collective saxon-viking tribal will to power flaring up for conquest again. Where is ripe for conquest my snag munching friend, that is the question.

Never have this problem here, must be a poofter pommy thing

Source

13.8+13.8 ≠90
I don't know how to make it any clearer

Non-mongs, is this clear or what?

anyone here done the acid + mdma + 2cb + ket combo?

if so tell me about it

never been a big fan of breasts or bums
love thighs and feet myself

'

Unironically this
youtube.com/watch?v=2ccaHpy5Ewo

Scientific American March 2018
Don't know an original research paper

Finally, can't wait for 2030

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quora.com/How-can-it-be-understood-that-the-universe-is-93-billion-light-years-across-and-yet-only-13-8-billion-years-old-1
For once in your life stop being an idiot and fuck off.

Theres some Malaysians down the road doing some third world shit. Might bash em

did it once it was double-dabbing

fuck off you cunt

t. single dabber

you know what you did

what are you on about
13.8+13.8 = 27.6
27.6 != 90
27.6 is the extent of the observable universe
even your quora article says that

Was going to crack some banter but its just genuinely sad rly

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You can choose between A, or....

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if the math runts dont stop talking about math i'll be leaving

dear lord the state of potato brains

Imagine having a gym room and a steam room in your house. I can only dream of such opulence.

B

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always thought it'd be better with chicken kebab. donner is truly fuckin horrible.

>model

*inhales*

obviously A

HOWEVER

she isn't model tier so idk why she's pretending

ye i can believe she is a model
lmao no one woudl choose this shitter over A you are blind

*Exhales*

how could you possibly know if the universe has a diameter greater than 13.8b light years

the maximum speed of information transfer is the speed of light, therefore we cant know anything about anything outside of a 13.8b ly radius about us

PS: I assume you meant "radius" when you said "diameter", otherwise youre an even bigger moron than i thought