/brit/ Victoria pengishire

dutch is english spoken by someone with down syndrome

WEw get a load of this lad
Found him roaming around my bike parking area, almost ran him over

No idea what species, juat keeping him in this little capture jar until I figure it out

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Patriotism

did you just assume it's gender?

Did u pick him up with your hand lad? Do things like that ever bite?

dog faced little tarts

what's that tied around the twig

I have normie troubles:

>gfs best friend is getting married
>gfs best friend's fiance invites me on his stag do
>gfs best friend's fiance is a nice enough kid, I get on with him but I would never socialise with him outside of a double date
>bit weird that that he's invited me on his stag do desu since we're not proper friends
>I think 'fair enough, he's probably just inviting me because he thinks he has to. In his mind it must be the right thing to do. No worries, I'll talk to him and give him a chance to uninvite me. I'll probably be taking up space for one of his actual friends anyway. No big deal'
>talk to him about his stag
>he makes it obvious he considers me a good friend and he's excited for me to go
>what the fuck

Looks like I'm stuck going on what will definitely be a boring af weekend in Bristol lads. No drugs, little alcohol, but I'll try and make it special for the kid

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Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself.

break your leg

how fucking old are u

Not enough Aussies in this thread

25

Only know one other couple that's gotten married

How's school?

I bought tickets for the big game next week but I just realised I'm scheduled to be at work on this date

I don't want the tickets to go to waste so if anyone out there wants them, just let me know

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the proto-gf offered to take me to her farm but also referred to us as friends
very mixed signals here

Will your cousins be targeting white children to rape you fucking animal?

i think every time the sex offender has bought football tickets the sex offender has never made it to a match

cold out

it's school holidays atm i'm at home

sex in a barn

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Not enough Aussies in my bed

Hate in-denial racists
If you hate the pakis, the blacks etc why don't you be a man and say it loud and proud

watching cucking with Jack lads

>its another episode of moni not being able to go to football match
getting tired off this

Have tried every medication to deal with this thing, nothing has worked.
Even tried pulling the nail out with pliers but it grew back the same.
Anyone else got a vaguely disgusting thing to share?

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i said cold out

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leftists

Just some vine
I think it some species of hemiptera based on the shape but idk which one

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going to say 'hopefully as a bit more than friends'

>WASSUP WHITE MAN, COME HOME TO MOMMA!

>I'M A CHICK!

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Got phimo

I reminder both my toe nails went black, later found out it was because my shoes were too tight and the blood got trapped under the nail and had to spend ~6 months without any big toenails because they fell off after a while

Yeah got the same but I cutted it away but now I have medicines for it as well but the treatment will last 3 months but started a week ago

i am Greek

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she's hot

Not sure why holding another man while giggling and complimenting him would be considered gay in 2018. Must be Paki logic.

love some chicken Kyriaki, me

>tfw thought about taking a tefl job but too scared of asian bugs

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Imagine being so mentally ill that you pull your mails out with pliers

>having a wonderful wank
>suddenly get irresistible urge to piss
AAARRGGHHH NOOOOOOOO

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diabetes

on train

Why can't I get tinder matches, I'm a great catch!

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idea: she crushes me with her thighs

no i had a cup of tea an hour ago

bed time

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You say illness. I say aritiste.

i swipe right on everybody and match with quite a lot of girls, the occasional hottie but tinder rarely goes anywhere for me. i guess unless you're out and out good looking they're not exactly going to be chasing you

Big dirty stinking poos
Dirty stinking poos

big fish
little fish
cardboard box

Religions is well fucking dumb

have quite the bad headache

Start saying poop to people who look at me

*looks at you*

Honey, I'm so deep the ayssopelagic zone is catching acrophobia.

one British gf please

Trying to eradicate the three years of talking to pseuds that university was from my memory

*Neural facial expression
*Poo

BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED SO FUCKING BASED

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Halt sie schnauze du arschloch!!!!!

racist

Usually I giggle after I said it

Ah yes
Who would have thought a reality to star would be a bad politician

dont think theres a single facial expression that isnt neural haha

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*trolls a libtard epic style*
*gets nuked*

I may let him go, it looks like a shield bug and it may be predatory, I'm not really equipped to deal with it rn especially not knowing much about its diet
I'd prefer something easy like a local mantis or wolf spider what I can feed any stray insect Ifind and know they will be happy
Or alternatively a really impressive looking beetle that would be worth getting a big setup for

Well there's one very neutral one

Does that actually have racial connotations in Germany

sucking my own willy right now

Pics (not gay)

I thought you were buying one from a strange vietnamese guy? or are you capturing them

no but German is not Dutch

Russia vows to shoot down any and all missiles fired at Syria. Get ready Russia, because they will be coming, nice and new and “smart!” You shouldn’t be partners with a Gas Killing Animal who kills his people and enjoys it!

see this is why hillary would have been better
she's an actual politician who knows what she's doing
sure she might be a bit evil at times, but at least she isn't a dumb wotsit

oh christ there's actually going to be a war

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holocaust_Memorial_Days
hmm dont see a similar page for the albanian, rwandan or cambodian one

cant wait to cave some ruski skulls in

hope i get drafted into the /brit/ platoon lads haha

I was going to go this weekend and check out a shop but I just found this on my driveway
I'd prefer to catch one wild (for free) but its hard to find them and I'm not familiar with local species, which is why something like a mantis or spider would be easy since they're the same everywhere

Just done a massive fucking shit outside in the street, lads. Bud bud ding.

*dies the first day to a nuclear warhead*

Thought she got her tits cut off coz of cancer?

i'm schizophrenic

Ja aber ich weiss keine niderlandisch und sie sind jetzt Deutsche haha

someone knew who I was from the type of post I made on /tv/ genuinely freaked out, maybe it's time to take a break

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I’m mentally ill

We know Dave

what limb do you think would hurt the least to cut off
just making precautions when I need to injure myself to skip the draft

the brain