1. your cunt

>Trump helps the chances of war through his stupidity

YES WAR
WAR FOR THE BLOOD GOD

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Isn't it against the Terms of Service to declare war over twitter

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>Japan
>Yes

this is way back when you and Russia fought each other during 50-90s and I'll enjoy watching 2nd cold war.

I think I'm too far away from major cities to get nuked but still close enough for radiation

>bongistan
>if I manage to catch the next flight to ireland and hide out there, maybe

no. but i will survive the american/russian war in syria and get a shitload of laughs when the communist gets his ass whooped

It's always real

Russia
Your president is dumb

I remember when I was worried about Trump's pro-putinism during his campaign
Lmao

>announcing attacks on fucking twitter
???

>nice and new and "smart"
Americans, why your president speak with you like with little kids.

Nope

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Wasn't Trump supposed to be colluding with Russia? Wasn't Hillary supposed to be the warmonger?

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Flag
Huh. Finally, I'll be able to wander through the radioactive wasteland.

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He's panicking about the Mueller investigation confirming that he's colluding, so he's pretending to be tough on Russia to distract the populace.

It was 7 AM when he tweeted this.
He declared war over twitter the first thing in the morning, possibly still in his jammies.

1. Russia
2. I'll try to monitor the situation in order to get the fuck out of my city before the shit is real

Flag
Yep

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>Flag , almost downtown on the capital
> I hope
What are the chances that I'll die ??

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>live near de facto USA air base forced by jew politicians

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possibly even sitting on the toilet, being a literal international shitposter

russians literally shitting their pants right now, i guess you shouldnt have defended chemical weapons users, it looks like you have to be glassed

>Northern Spain
>Yes?
Spain is part of NATO although the (((USA))) is the agresor here so guess we would not be draged in.
On the other hand the spanish army is in Lebanon to prevent Israeli agresion towards´em, creating an awkward situation.

>funland
I'm already inna woods

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oh fug what a retard

>4s
how ?

>campaigns for isolationism and not spending money on useless conflict
>triggers WW3
Modern days Woodrow Wilson

Brazil.
Probably, no one would bother to nuke us anyway.
My thoughts exacly. They probably wanted Trump because he's dumber and easier to manipulate. That backfired.

>UK
>nope

But already survived
maybe if poland acts as a buffer zone

>I might just use chemical weapons in my fucking capital and provoke US attack, since we just got a nice victory
>USA will again strike before the investigation
>USA will make a war crime again and western countries will cheer

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Use this map to determine if you're going to be fine, killed, or (worse) burned to paste.

nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/

> Sweden
> yes, it's pointless to waste missiles on us.

Exterminate!

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>russians literally shitting their pants right now
Guess again. We stopped caring 20 years ago

I can't imagine how they couldve forseen this

pic probably taken from Jow Forums drumpf general, those autists monitor drumpfs twitter 24/7

This, pls ban Trump

I hope yes, I wanna kill those russians who survive after.
But actually i dont think any apocalypse will happen.

based

>Isn't it against the Terms of Service to declare war over twitter
Lmfao

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wtf i want to kill assad now

What are the chances that your current life is any better than death anyway?

American strategies 101

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YES

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>implying it wasn't syrian jihadis again

Kys Turk. I legit hope ur country gets nuked and you all get deleted.

>apocalypse happens
>fallout settles
>the first survivors scuttle out to the new world
>they're all turks
>turkroaches can survive radiation

nothing will happen

21 still no gf , but life's okay

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UK
No

twitter.com/LEPFrontas/status/984034532486676480

1. flag
2. no matter what happens, as long as the russians fry it will be ok.

Seems plausible desu

>my country is siding with this fucking retard

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thank you 2nd greatest ally :)

THE SOUTH WILL RISE

>our country has no choice but to side with the US despite this being technically our war

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He's forced to take an aggressive stance because of the "drumpf is a putin puppet" narrative. If he's soft on Russia in any capacity the media runs with more headlines on him being a russian plant.

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Probably, who the fuck would nuke us? China? Half of their country lives here, mostly the children of the rich ones. Russia? Maybe, I guess I'd just head to New Zealand.

Hopefully not

>Moscow, half a mile from Kremlin
lol no

HAHAHahaaha holy fucking shit dude I love our president

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I would nuke australia into abyss
just to make sure that spiders won't survive
inb4 they mutate

1. canada
2. depends where putin launches the nukes

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I fully support this

i live in moscow so no chance

>don’t tell your enemies your plans!

>eastern germany
Please don't rape us again, russiabros.

>despite this being technically our war
whatever makes you guys feel important after all these years I guess...

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do you really think such important military actions be announced in Twitter? this idiot is just agitating a threat for some other reasons.

We'll be gentle this time, just don't resist :3

Who knows, Moscow is one city which have PRO.

>Let's vote in trump because at least he won't start WW3 with Russia.

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>OMG NOOOO I DONT WANT WW3 IM NOT READY TO DIE NOOOO

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Pretty sure it wasn't a question of not starting a war, but delaying it. US and Russia have way too many conflicting interests. Then again, it probably won't go hot

Russia
Yes!

America has the perfect combination of having the unpredictability of a newb chess player who has no idea what he's doing and the ressources necessary to survive almost any mistake they make.

>Best AA defence forces in the world
>complex deep metro system
>shitton of bunkers
we actually have better chances than most of Russia

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Well we're pretty much guaranteed to be invaded or nuked given that we're a strategic choke point for the baltic sea.

>don't start war
>Trump refuses to act because he's working for the Russians!!!

So are wars announced on twitter these days?

>haha yes... war.. I've been waiting for it... humanity is overrated anyway...

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i want a world war just to see what the tweets will be like

Praying the UK doesn't get involved

I guess that way they can't mess up like the japs did with Pearl Harbor.

>getting scared over another stupid trump tweet

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