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Toe hurts lads

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Advanced toe cancer

What happened?

Dropped a 35lb plate on it trying to buy it at Canadian Tire

no

got a B+ on the test I thought I bombed

shame, the east coast is pretty welcoming to germans

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Proud of you

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Retard

rude

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Good job pal

I feel you

>a b in some shitty Italian school

Lmao

better than some of the other uni's here, they dont even have classes in the city or teach italian at all

Pizza pizza linguini Alfredo lasagna casserole pizza pizza casu marzu pizza alfredo

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If you could visit anywhere in the us right now, where would you go?

nice
my favourite state is North Carolina

NC is the shit, I lived there for a few years. What about it do you like?

I don't know but I met a girl from there and she was really nice to me

youtube.com/watch?v=GuHs_mhg9Nk

NC girls are the shit, they're very sweet

where are you from?

>18 hour layover

haha, I dont think so

I hereby propose a federation of Canada-USA-Mexico with Toronto as the capital

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*vetoes*

I hereby propose we nuke Italy as the first act of our newfound federation

*vetoes again*

>Toronto as the capital
Fuck off hoser

The Midwest, but I lived on the coast in NC for a few years

beat backfromworkyouguysposter back again today
grim times for him

what if he never gets backfromwork ;_;

Passes legislation to renounce the citizenship of all overseafags with veto-proof majority

He probably just had to stop somewhere..

*filibusters*

then the shipping containers at the port have finally blocked his path for good

>for him
Her

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Not sure why you posted that. It's pretty well known she's a she

much like the dane is a dane right?

need some god damn Mac n Cheese

Girls don't post on /cum/

I post on /cum/

He's fucking annoying I don't care what nationality he is
If you say so

I know that this image isn't dirty but it looks that way based on (her?) facial expression and dilated eyes

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Jotolisco is the best girl(male) /cum/ ever had

False.

That title belongs to CIA

Boys can't be girls silly

definitely no. she didn't post lewd pics like Zando

>she

what if it's a boys vagina?

>boys vagina

???

got in a debate with my roommates last night on whether it was gay to fap to Bailey Jay

they said no

Gay as fuck lol

Ur roommates is homo

Your roommates are buncha fags watch your ass tonight

dead

let it die

Hmm

*performs CPR*

*shoots thread and kicks italy in the nuts*

>make an interesting, unique, and fact-filled post
>everyone ignores it
>some retard pretends to be retarded
>one billion replies in under a minute
Fuck this website. I'm just going to make dumb poopoo jokes to meet my daily (You) quote and never contribute anything of worth ever again. You low life scum don't deserve any better.

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Dane wtf!

repost it

Take your Chinese cartoons and fuck off then

>tfw just simply post a hello and i get like 8 replies in a matter of seconds
>make an interesting, unique, and fact-filled post
>get like 16 replies

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>complaining about Anime in /cum/

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No. It's too late. Fuck all y'all.

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*stops overpopulation*
Nothing wrong with 2D girls, Americano

*stomps your nuts*

Heh..
That was merely an hologram
Time to do this
*teleports behind you*
Psh, nothing personel ese
*slice*

Dane is awfully cranky today

""""""Dane""""""

haven't received my milk

Based Italy
Thanks for the Eurobeat m8 !

I got some milk for you bb

Hey look I learned how to tripfag!

youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

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easy past exams, easy life

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Anime has ruined young minds. Worse than pornography. People mock soyboys but weebs are a living, breathing drain on society.

gib me now!!

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>he types into his computer on an anime image board

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Which do you think would be better, an Indian or Italian wife, both from traditional backgrounds and familys. I want a strong willed, intelligent woman but she must know her place and be able to fulfill her role as the woman

I want to cram my dick in a little brown aian girl

I'm graduating in a month and I've only had sex with one girl in college

im so fucking pathetic

*blasts a fat load all over your open drool filled mouth*

italian women are generally ugly, though the 3/10 that arent are supermodels. And naturally, they now how to cook bombass food. Theyre pretty independant tho

Lived with an indian family my first year of college, wouldnt recommend pajeetas

Thanks for the input. Looks can be outweighed by competence as a woman in my book.
Also, wtf bro, how have you managed to be able to study all over the place? You make my college experience sound depressing as fuck

hey /cum/ i'm your next foreign flag personality.
I'm gonna make low effort posts and just bring down the quality of the general but act like I'm hot shit.
I expect you to treat me like I'm royalty.

So hello /cum/
How's your day been?

*heems thee*

*holds breath and doesn't move*
maybe if he doesn't see us he'll leave

no, I went to college in the bay area before coming here. Lots of pajeets/pakis move there