/brit/

That album edition:
youtube.com/watch?v=AzlMeTxVdH8

And we will all bake together when we bake
There'll be nobody present at the wake
With complete participation
In that grand incineration
Nearly three billion hunks of well-done steak

Oh we will all char together when we char
And let there be no moaning of the bar
Just sing out a Te Deum
When you see that I.C.B.M.
And the party will be "come-as-you-are."

Oh we will all burn together when we burn
There'll be no need to stand and wait your turn
When it's time for the fallout
And Saint Peter calls us all out
We'll just drop our agendas and adjourn!

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imagine filling in captchas to post on Jow Forums all year, when a simple £15 transaction could remove that obstacle
i'd feel like a right walter

i'm "INTP" but i love going out, doing massive amounts of drugs, and making a nuisance

SeeAnd

reckon stephen hawking died trying to figure it out

what a walter

really wish I could die in nuclear hellfire

a softy

ey fuckin yank

common misconception, nuclear blast is actually very cold

Sounds just like an INTP I know.

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The INTP I know works three jobs freelance and never goes out

Jesse, we need to cook!

what the fuck is the image
OH MY DAYS

can we stop talking about this cringey letters bullshit
the only letters you need to understand your personality are all 26 of them so you can read the DSM-V

anime

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should just get rid of everything but I and E as those are the only things that really matter, if yo aren't a sociopath (E) you won't succeed

>the DSM-V
foy

as long as my body is vaporised i'm not too bothered about the temperature

If nukes start flying I think I'm gonna climb naked on the roof of my house with my electric guitar and go out rocking.

Question is: what song?

What do you guys think of the buffer zones around abortion clinics?

How does this make you feeeel?

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sucking a willy

freebird

darude - sandstorm

raspberry beret by prince x

>how about a drink tomorrow?
>oh I'm busy then
>no worries, is there a better day?
>

Another THOT hath ghosted me

I = Virgin
N = Sperg
T = Sociopath
P = Lazy

yellow by coldplay

>tfw virgin sign

youtube.com/watch?v=FShnILtLnoQ

Seriously my turkic friend what's the deal with the central asian republics are they safe for westerners (away from uzbekistan)

>When you try to air things out with the ex but she blanks you

Think men feel love much more strongly than women do and in return they suffer physical pain (periods every month etc)

stairway to heaven

incel freak

Libra is literally me

reckon all women are bastards

i'm considering
i'm considering
a move to Memphis
a move to Memphis

when nukes start flying i'm going to put on asap rocky full blast and smoke a fat zoot

somehow taurus is caricature of my wife including the obsessive looting, big tits and glasses

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one for me (capricorn) is fairly accurate

but so are about three of the others

so

Lads what is a good viewing distance to watch the nukes hit without dying or going blind?

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b*witched - c'est la vie

ba ba ba baa ba ba

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forgot what personality type i was

that you turtlemong?

the spacker type

Very appropriate although I was thinking more highway to hell

Amazing how I can flick by 50 porn thumbnails and not be interested in a single one

confirmation bias is realll

hold out your thumb at arm's length
close one eye
if the mushroom cloud is bigger than your thumb, you're dead
that's what pic related is a reference to

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wouldn't put it past me desu

are the people who are into MBTI also kinda feeling depressed? if so do you think its a symptom or a cause?

dya reckon black guys talk about their personality types with their friends?

that's why white genocide is happening (although it isn't real but it should be)

No this is Tim

I've been trying to practice my British accent, please rate.
vocaroo.com/i/s0fuo0IvpwyN

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some people say i look like my dad

is there a myers biggs version

WOAHHHHHHH

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Post pics.

theguardian.com/science/2018/apr/10/english-language-british-american-book?CMP=share_btn_tw

oh oooooooh

none of you lot are my friends though

what the hell are you talking about hahaha you /brit/ poster
i don't know
one of these days
hahaHAhahaHAAHAHAHA

I don't want to set the world on fire
I just want to start a flame in your heart

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tim? im not aware of tim
there's ed, turtlemong and the other guy
guess you're him

*refreshes /brit/*
heh
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heh
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heh
*refreshes /brit/*
heh
*refreshes /brit/*
heh
(Nuclear launch)
*refreshes /brit/*
heh
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heh
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heh
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heh
*refreshes /brit/*

pleb

Don't know m8.
My autistic obsessions haven't gone that far yet.

nah
the pronunciation is mostly right but no one speaks like that
sounds like a bad parody

did coke last week and my nose is still fucked up

youtube.com/watch?v=3j_Z1f84Ps8

BBC going full SHUT IT DOWN mode

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Cannot fathom the mindset a man in the 21st century must have to actually bind himself financially, legally and emotionally to a female.

relieved to see that most brits on here don't engage with the retarded "country rate" threads on this board. such rubbish.

examtoil on the horizon
the dread... its seeping in

you are like little baby watch this
*shows my septal perforation*

Shut the fuck up you stupid cunt

There's Turtle, Ed, Melvin and me

Melvin posts about Perth
Turtle posts himself
Ed posts weird tinder shit
I post about dates and socks

she's from a very rich family
i am council estate scum tho v well educated

You should be more worried about your heart.
Anxiety can happen during cocaine withdrawal. Your nose is fine.

dont know what to study

everything seems like shite

LMAO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

make me cunt

*puts england in red and the rest in green*

all melbournian, i presume?

Been skulling energy drinks to slowly wean my heart rate back to acceptable levels

*politely hides your post*

(Chinese) gf can't have kids so I've told her i want white children
that's okay right? she's kinda pissed

youtube.com/watch?v=wQ274umjhFY
tune

got accepted into the masters lads

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foy

i think id conflated you and melvin
why do aussie anons have actual names

Pretty sure everyone's Sydney except for Melvin

youtu.be/9LCaEherdlU

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detest those personality tests, pseudo-scientific shite, but I loathe the sad boring cunts who go on and on and ON AND ON AND FUCKING ON ABOUT THEM

No shit, thats a goodun. so I couldn't watch bombs hit London from Richmond park then.

You should smack the taste out of her mouth like the Rock

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I don't know, but all the Brit personalities are mentally-ill tripfags