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>exterminate all insects
no

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What's with the sudden increase of bender's? Something in the water?

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yeah but you're a virgin

do you have something to prove?

Used to be incredibly ugly but now I'm fairly attractive. Don't know where its come from most of my family are incredibly ugly

Girls make horrible friends cause they're all too dumb to hold conversions with

BRAAAAAAPPP

i sent the thread to your dad and his mates x

same

like I get hit on all the time

If I wanted to be a manwhore I could get out and get laid very easy

but I'm an INTP so lol to that.

twinks -> broke
burly musclebois -> woke

are you the guy who's brother moved here and married a black woman?

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genuinely one of the saddest posts I've ever seen in my life
bet you never had any mates and you just sat on your own in school and now here you are

.
imminent threat of nuclear war making people come out of the closet

wahey

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i know you are but what am i

Remember when I had a fight with a bender and left him with a broken nose and his dignity in tatters because he was making up rumours about me kek

→
but what if you have more than one friend?

>do you have something to prove?

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women and men can't be just friends indefinitely

decent banter x

god I'm such a fucking sad, boring twat

>punching people in the face

what colour is your skin?

the 'fu

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Dad doesn't have any good mates neither does my mum

Sad really.
At least they have each other and me

same

why would quantity change anything here mong cunt

would murder half the people here if it meant I could cum all over you

I can relate

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had a realisation earlier today and that's how all my good looks will do is make me have a prettier gf in the future

nothing more. Sad 2bh

my dad hasnt had a friend in decades. now i know where i get it from.

jealous of oxfords hair ngl

anime

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lads I...

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what do you enjoy ?

fuck off no one cares

imagine still being a slag at that age

some women just need something pointy and metallic between the eyes

stop posting this

because a third friend in the friend group will necessarily be the same gender as one of the existing friends unless one of the parties involved is non-binary in gender identity

>teehee im straight btw :v

honestly the only girls I can shag are my little nieces
amazing how no one remembers that

>1/3 of British women will have an abortion at some point in their life

Fucking hell.

cope

Isn't this exactly what has happened in Zimbabwe and now in SA?

I agree with Mark Easton anyway in that racism has been redefined and is not simply the "prejudice plus power" definition of old.

i identify as a basketball xdddd

this song has been in my head since you posted this

heard that one earlier. grim statistic.

underrated post

absolutely dire

american education

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all women turn out like this
breeders beware

*bounces your head off the pavement*

same

like I get hit on all the time

If I wanted to be a manwhore I could get out and get laid very easy

but I'm an INTP so lol to that.

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Reckon the abortion referendum will be a landslide yes over here
Shame but what can you do

youtube.com/watch?v=R11QDDtE3aI

>this pretty roastie is going to die from brain tumours

i actually feel a bit empathetic lads

not even close. she's clearly a smoker anyway fag

what if i am a lesbian

grim

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papists btfo

Christ she looks about 12

*sanctity and respect for life btfo

don't ever post these images again

>pretty

strange looking creatura

hello hello hello
what's going 'ere then?

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Was necking on with this lass in a club and she was all for it.

Then her friends come over and tell me she's 16

WHY THE FUCK IS SHE AT THE CLUB THEN

british women...

>less taigs are born
>this is a bad thing

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tfw will grow up to be a doctor or millionaire philanthropist

jk aborted

not really life though is it?

the lads

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hate making spelling mistaks

he posted the greek busts...

me (her m8) in the picture on the left

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you don't actually believe the arbitrary line-drawing of pro-choice wankers do you?

alri smiffy wahaaay
(this post is ironic, you clearly have no friends)

based

it's not arbitrary though is it?

wouldn't give a single fuck shes legal

literally me

When you turn 19 you can't really get away with necking on with 17 year olds anymore nevermind a 16 y/o.

When I heard "she's 16" at the club I nearly cried lads I was worried in case I'd get busted by nonce hunters

well this thread is just going to be an abortion argument isn't it

Wouldn't touch an underaged bird ever even if they paid me

me and the lads

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the burden's on you to prove it isn't, sweetheart. in the meantime lets maybe stop killing unborn children mmmkay?

mates gf is a absolute qt
he's a lucky man waking up to that every morning
bet her cunt and arsehole are pristine too

Would literally pipe all of my ex's mates

cowards