/v4/+balt+friends

pyszne.pl aka damejidlo.cz aka Uber Eats is one of the best inventions of this decade

youtube.com/watch?v=4wDw6su4DtM

reposting because its a great song

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W E A K

I had never liked meat, I really ditched it altogether, so take my tips with a grain of salt, but get some cheese pizza or Kaufland mini pizzas, they taste great and they are cheap too

why do you fast? Are you a christcuck?

>including balt in the op

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this but unsmugly

hi frens, just got back from work and lidl
bought 2xzubr and bunch of pork
it's really hot outside
happy birthday hungaryan user

Been fasting for 5 hours lads.

post hand litvin

Sober for 48h at this very moment AMA

I fast for physical and mental health

What's your favourite colour?

blue, light blue to be precise

Prosím

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are you overweight? I'm slightly (67kg) but it isn't really unhealthy and I don't mind it.

wait a minute this is not /balt/

>67kg
>overweight
just how tall are you

>I'm slightly (67kg)

Are you

fashionable af watch

180, but I have additional fat on the belly.

Yes
R u a girl?

cringy as fuck watch

183/97 here

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litvin never disappoints
I like your shirt

no, I'm the fingerless gloves guy. All the romanian Jow Forums girls XD are sluts. Anecdotal

he's most likely a hipster normie so not my cup of tea, but each to his own.

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If you are 180 cm tall and with 67kg, you need to start stuffing yourself with some McDo mate

>he's most likely a hipster normie so not my cup of tea, but each to his own.
Agreed he probably even uses facebook, reddit and shit like that

dziękuje kolega
it's a fun gimmick I got for /free/, Jow Forums is one of the most normie sites out there and I'm anything but a normie
but I grew out of 'website loyalty' in my teens so w/e
thanks, I wear it nearly every day, gonna have to buy more stuff
gf already bought similar one but reddish at her place for god damn less than 2 €, new. Czech prices never disappoint me
fuck I almost forgot, the one I'm wearing now I actually bought in Czechia

Nice hobo gloves pffffffffff

>Jow Forums is one of the most normie sites out there
is he retarded

No he's in a healthy weight range already. He probably just has a beer gut.

Dude i'm 190 cm and 75kg and i look like i just came out of fucking Auschwitz. Friends call me "lizard" because my spine is so visible even with a shirt on.

>190 cm and 75kg

You are too, you're both on the skinny side but it's still not unhealthy.

I think a girl at Drogas was hitting on me today.

I am 190cm too, but weight 88kg

hello everlurking russian

Adolf would be proud

my friend weighs 58kg at 180cm and he can't do a full push-up and has a small belly too. My belly is conspicuous only when I am shirtless so only for me, otherwise I look slender when wearing a t shirt

I eat only high calorie food if I am to choose, biscuits, energy drinks, soda

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I am 200 cm and about 80 kg
I have huge titties and tummy
No petruding bones

you're a true man after r9k standards! do girls leer at you or glance shyly in your direction?

I fuck girls who have boyfriends only
And for money
Girls are interested in what im selling but im not interested in them because i feel like i cant let anyone near me as they would hurt me or the other way around since i am for a fact mentally ill

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Have mercy, baby

ummm annnooo...

Why is balt in the god damn title again STOP

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shitkoto

because you sucky sucky dicks at night, mikoto

this general belongs to us slav boy

*slave boy

/v4/? more like garbage can of europe

doompeet

very true

thx Polan

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/v4/ is that place that you go to, to make fun of people poorer than you

fat trash

how will they ever recover from that

>be lithuanian
>eat shit

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>be polish
>can't even afford shit

>be polish
>get raped by russians and germans
LOL

>be polish
>be forever shithole because you're surrounded by more relevant countries

>be lituanian
>be the bitch of poles and russians

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>be poolish

>be polish
>actually a german and russian mutt

Weve all learned a lesson here

Fuck off /balt/ nobody wants you here

>be czech
>just a german province actually

well
I guess I'm just gonna avoid posting for a while and just drink a pint of good ole Zubr

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Yes hello why neo balt is here

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why are "people" from /v4/ "countries" such criminals?

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I don't wanna mention drugs on fb or phone so i always just write my dealer if he wants to hang out, and i'm terrified that some day he will actually think i wanna hang out and we will meet up and there will be this awkward moment when he realized i actually don't want to spend time with him, i just want the drugs

Is the Bulgarian in Czechia here
Show yourself

in times of need you should be able to use "people" from /v4/ for coal fueled machinery

What if he just says no and you have to awkwardly hint that it's code for drugs.

>slaves do drugs
and nothing of value was lost

There are like 10k Bulgarians in Czechia.
One of them once told me that when he brought friends from Czechia to visit his grandma back in Bulgaria, she took a shotgun out of the basement and started firing it in the air, to let the neighbors know she has visitors. Was he pulling my leg, or is that really a thing there?

Why the fuck is it that when I post from my phone, everytime I missclick on the "name" field it suggests my real name/blizzard name+tag, and when I click on the "options" it suggests my emails. For fucks sake, one of these days I'm going to dox myself accidentally.

remember
no /v4/

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If he says no i assume he got no drugs

racial superiority
balts >>>> shit >>>>> /v4/

Never had this problem.

AND EVERYTIME I TRY TO FLY I FALL
WITHOUT MY WINGS I FEEL SO SMALL

I understood this reference

that's what you deserve for phoneposting

i like v4

Goddamn it my fingers hurt like hell from playing the guitar too much these days, but it's so fun and I basically got nothing else to do.

Whoever made this thread end your petty life

this general is trash wow