2 stoned guys are sitting and talking with each other, one tells the other "i have been alive for so long i saw rainbows when they used to be black and white" the other tells him " i have been alive for so long i witnessed the dead see while he was sick".
is it a good joke ?
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a russian, an american, and a canadian walk into a bar
bartender says: i will give you drinks for free, but only if you answer what's 2+2
russian says: it's clearly 4
canadian says: it's clearly 4
american says: I dont know, I'm retarded brainwashed fucking faggot son of whore white male I wish mom aborted me so there was one less american white male in this world retarded whoreson
bartender pulls out shotgun and shoots dumb american in face
A woman wants to buy a parrot, she goes in a pet shop and see the prices : 400€, 350€, 375€... then she sees one for only 50€. She asks the vendor about him.
He says that the parrot was from a brother, and is very vulgar, which is why it's so cheap. The woman thinks about it, and decide to buy it anyway.
So she takes the parrot home.
The parrot starts to speak : "coa coa, a new brothel", as he sees the house.
Then anythime she passes by him, he goes "coa coa, a new brother; a new mistress"
Then her daughter comes home, the parrot got "coa coa, new brothel, new mistress, and new whores".
Later that day, her husband come home, the parrot goes "coa coa, new brothel, new mistress, new whores, BUT THIS GOOD OLD ROBERT NOW !"
i dont get the last part
10/10
nice
her husband is brother
Husband went to brothel were the parrot used to be