NON LINK HOLDERS

Intermittent fasting, Hit the gym 4am, took creatine as pre-workout, listened to Beethoven Ludwig Van the entire time while lifting the most weight, protein+BCAA's post workout, mediated 30 minutes, went to work, chicken and rice, came home ran 3 miles, eating steak, sweet potato, esparagus, water only. Will browse all ChainLink forums, slack, telegram, biz, r/linktrader and check github and medium. Sleep. Repeat.

This is a typical day for a LINK holder who's ALL IN we are acutely focused, knowing we need to prepare for the biggest transfer of wealth the world has ever seen and become the new 1%.

Soon there will be /CLG/ ChainLink Official General teaching everyone how to set up a node because Link will have captured 10% of the API economy.

This is your last and final warning. Nobody knows the time or day but everyone knows it's happening. The question is, will you be the one left behind.

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>be me
>all in on LINK
>wake up 9AM
>drag my feet to tech startup
>browse biz on my phone on next door company's free wifi
>try to do as little work as possible
>come home
>shitpost on biz
>sleep
Each day brings us closer to the singularity, and for once in my life I'm looking forward to my future

>be me
>read link memes
>buy and hold 10k
>stop going to classes
>no job, parents paying rent
>smoke weed all day
I have given up working already, really stressing this singularity, it'll happen before grades get posted, r-right?

>stop going to classes
are you me

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we can't forget that this is Jow Forums still,
50% of us are proud body-pillow waifu owning neckbeards and the other 50% are liars

>I'm looking forward to my future
I don't have the heart to tell him.
Anybody??

its the same process that led to the Raëlian mass suicide i'm afraid

>hold 10k link and 10k req
>gonna buy more soon
>not bad

>be me
>read link memes
>buy and hold 32k
>no job, parents paying rent
>smoke weed all day

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>be Jow Forums neet
>be rich later this year

>all in with 20k link
>close to getting kicked out by parents with no job or education

im gonna make it or end it all

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Is 3k enough as a suicide insurance?

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stfu for god's sake. chainlink doesn't solve a real problem, if you knew anything about how market data feeds work you'd know this is retarded. this whole decentralize everything bs is fucking retarded. and yes you moron trolls i know wtf i'm talking about as i deal with market data feeds every single day.

that's fucking comfy. as long as ma and pa don't kick you out you'll have made it in 24 months from now desu

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>my dad works at nintendo and

meanwhile:
youtube.com/watch?v=O8IavGgtQMA

are you me, dude? just replace "smoke weed all day" with "read philosophy books all day" and its my life

Ma man. the only difference between you and me right now is that I'm not all in on link. If i put in around 1k USD... this is my life fucking savings... What kind of crazy returns should I expect by EOY? Really need some Karma my way bro.

I'd like to do all of that too but I have a job.

Rule still applies, treat it like going to the casino.

Would you put your life savings on a blackjack table?

>he hasn't heard about the Chainlink suicide pact.
If we can't get rich, the plan is to not be poor either, if you catch my drift...

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Id put what you can into LINK. worst case scenario you sell the LINK back for 10k in 2 years. Unless you'll need the money at anytime in the future it's a good Hail Mary play.
Poker player here. Going ALL IN makes perfect sense when you have the correct odds to do so. In this case I believe ALL IN is +EV play in the long run.

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100% Same scenario, parents paying rent, failed all classes for not going, bought 10,000 linkies, drink beer, fap and browse /biz all day.
> If this shit doesn't moon I'll just kms

Similar position here, godspeed bros

I became a linker just yesterday and went 100% in, now I don't have the desire to daytrade anymore and all the other "coins" look like shitcoins. I finally can relax and do other things with my time.

bcaas are the biggest scam in the entire supplement industry, go eat 300g of chicken breasts youll get all you would need
no reactors is where its at if you want that extra x%

This. I was tethered trying to swing trade and I realized LINK was NOT going below 25 cents or 3500 sats anytime soon, back 100% LINK, 90K stack. Been relaxing enjoying life with family.

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It creates a backbone for the trustless economy for the internet of things era that will come soon. I'm sorry you're too much of a brainlet to understand.

Keked and checked.

Way to represent the link marines! Kek is proud

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>be me
>missed all classes
>weeks behind on homework
>spend day free lancing small jobs
>buy LINK
>stay up late working
>sleep in and miss classes all over again.
How do I fucking care about classes at this point? It’s only taking up time I can be earning money.

can't wait to soon enjoy my new life. thank you sergey. this has been the most surreal experience i've ever experienced.

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how do you find jobs? and what do you do?

Why’s LINK mooning?

I make art (not that porn artist) it’s pretty comfy I can start and stop whenever.

Logically I can take on as much work as I want, logically I can set time aside to do homework, but LINK has gone from $0.27 to $0.32 and the singularity feels closer than ever.

Just keep your mouth shut and be patient

How many links do you own?

too many.

shhhhh, you'll scare the bull away

Yeah decentralization is so retarded and businesses totally will not benefit from it.

Link related:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015–2016_SWIFT_banking_hack

How can you guys afford so much without working? legit question.

How. Many.

A lot of people here larp as NEETs, don't be too hard on yourself.

i cant reveal my power level. lets just say eth helped me get where i am.

How many do I need to make it and should I buy anything else? I'm all in on link and thinking about putting money into EOS and BTC just in case

Min. 10k

Can anyone here actually EXPLAIN what chainlink is? Every time I ask people get as shirt as fuck and then post a bunch of autistic pseudo intellectual jargon that actually makes no sense when you parse through it all. If you can't explain it to a child then you don't understand t at alll, and why would you ever invest into something you don't fully understand?

>too many
>Links

Pick one

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I could 100% explain it to a child and they would 100% understand it. But you're retarded so I will not waste my time on pastamyasta

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>Doesn't understand it
>Claims other people don't understand it
>Baits by asking for your childlike explanation
>Has the IQ of a child and desperately needs an explanation.
If you can't understand it why should I explain it to you? Someone explains chainlink literally everyday on this board.

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2.4k here.

We'll have something to our name at least.

Neh just link

Wane bet on hyperledger buy link

in a nutshell, LINK will connect real world data onto the blockchain so that smart contracts can be used in numerous industries. if you dont know what a smart contract is or a blockchain is, you need to do some more self learning and research more about this whole space.

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>muh trustless
>trusts an api data source

atm, smart contracts are a meme and are in their most basic, primitive form. chainlink will allow them to be used to their utmost potential.

>I Totuly understood how chainlink wurkz because I read the white page and it had a bunch of smart words and smart contacts and stuff
>oh what u want me to explain it? lol as if. Only smart peopul understand the TRU POWER OF CHAINLINK

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datasource api is down. Hui bub, who would have thought that delivery without something to deliver would not work.

i cant wait to kill myself with you guys if LINK fails. for the first time in recent memory, i dont feel alone

you're super low iq. It's not your fault and you can still copy what smart people do so there's that

please sir buy mobius sir, link is a scam sir

If link fails literally everything fails. People will understand eventually. You're not alone at all. Even people that don't own link, don't know it yet, but it's there last hope for their dying shitcoin.

Will early June be too late to buy?

You can't "explain" Chainlink, properly in a Jow Forums post. It takes a grasp and a worldview, to imagine the implications.

As with anything in the world, learn to be an independent thinker. Or stop asking stupid pajeet tier questions.

Word, same bro. Going full monk mode training hardcore, got my lifting buddy and we increasing on bench hard with spotters. Kickboxing, and its fucking spring. Letsgo.

you cant even spell asparagus right you stupid, stupid, faggot.

Pic is you.

At least do yourself a favor and market sell anything you have.
I need it.

any poker player that puts their entire bankroll on the table at once in a NL game will be broke soon enough

start stocking up on sleeping pills now

Intermittent fasting doesn't just mean you skip breakfast faggot

Probably bro

I'll explain it

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Trip sev

That's not vitalik
Arms are too thick.

Seriously though, is he on calorie restriction?
I am horrible with food but even I'm not that sickly thin.

Larping?

Is this the greatest combination of digits ever? Maybe if the 14 and 88 were switched.

Either way, keked and checked. Put me in the screenshot

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about ChainLink, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my crypto economics class, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret pump and dumps on BitBean, and I have over 300% confirmed gains. I am trained in gorilla fudding and I’m the top Link bagholder on etherscan. You are nothing to ChainLink but just another shitcoin. I will wipe your markets the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Linkies over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Pajeets and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, no-linker. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your wallet. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack your private keys in over seven hundred ways. Not only am I extensively trained in cyber memetics, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the blockchain and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn brainlet. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

> last and final warning
if only

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Living in some rich western country, for us poorfags from shitholes this kind of life is out of touch

what philo exactly ?
are you me ?

nice tldr dude

I am a NEET why do you hate us?

nature hand selects a chosen few to be crypto NEETs.

you should be worshiping us for gracing you with our DNA

>Link will have captured 10% of the API economy
Enough of this fud already. 1 link will be worth 1 Nathan Rothschild eod and there's nothing you can do about it

This was actually very helpful. Thanks user.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Cryptoeconomics, and I’ve been involved in numerous DLT projects, and I know of over 300 confirmed NDAs. I am trained in GoLang and I’m the top coder in the entire cryptosphere. You are nothing to me but just another pajeet. I will wipe you the fuck out with coding the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of bogs across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in Ledger Tech, but I have access to an entire arsenal of chainlinks and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

So what are you actually purchasing with a ChainLink token? I now somewhat understand its applications and use with smart contracts, but what kind of data is actually on the token? Can you Stinky Linkies answer that?

>Open White paper
>Ctrl-f token
Can you manage the bare minimum?

I put in my life savings of 20k then I maxed out my credit card for another 3k.

Deluded.

I'm gonna help you.

Companies will buy LINK tokens then pay nodes in those tokens to provide them their data.

The tokens have no data. It just used as payment.

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chainlink is a song in a jukebox. the only way to make the chainlink song play is to insert chainlink tokens.

Ooooh. Now I understand.

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brilliant

>be me, 60k LINK since October
>just woke up and had a shower to wash off the remenants of last nights deep dicking I gave my European girlfriend
>drinking my vitamin fortified fruit drink and vaping while eating protein rich oats with milk after dropping 100mg of Modafinil I bought with bitcoin
>meditate for 5 mins after this
>about to drive to work in a startup I bailed a big finance org for after becoming disillusioned after 6 years there, in part due to the movements in the industry not only tech wise but which influenced a significant part of the decision
>put in solid work with a great bunch of lads
>drive home to my girl who will have a freshly made healthy meal ready for me as I return
>greeted with a kiss and food
>eat and then get a nice blowjob
>read the economist and check up on Jow Forums
>comfortable to know each day is closer to the singularity

90k family man, I see you in every thread lately.

Godspeed to you and your family.
If this works then you will be setting up your lineage.

>tfw lost some of my link because thought it would swing back but it didn't

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Are you me?