/brit/

had a good day lads?

feel like pure shit just want them back x

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lol i get it because jews stereotypically have big noses

been a dull one, you?

alri Brigantes

hope that isn't gravy

fuck off you thick pathetic kangaroo fucking retard

How did your first job centre appointment go lad?

pakis need to go back to their own countries

LOVE hitting on 16 year olds

Technology does not free me, it enslaves me!

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so its war, then?

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Got told I didn't qualify because I was a student and students can't claim during summer break. Bouncer told me to piss off when I asked him where to wait.

yeah me too

made some progress on the 'is

based dave

what's wrong with gravy?

The final war
When Putin gets tired of the perfidy and brutality of the us/UK/Israel axis and pressed that big red button

lol i remember this

it was funny because he had a weedy voice and pronounced it "wetard"

another excellent post

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will literally never happen
the rich russians own loads of property abroad
there's no reason for them to nuke their own property

Do you drink before a first date lads?

the kikes control putin as well m8 it's all a big game

youtube.com/watch?v=scLm0eY1Jxo

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the final war
voldemort and harry

money's on the anti-christ
name says it all

no i take speed

deh!

DEH

you're not allowed to post in /brit/ unless your flag is on this list

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if you think of it, assad is just like voldemort, and russians are the death eaters where israel are the order of the pheonix
you dont want the bad guys to win do you, dont you want to be harry potter?

where are these ugly girls i hear so much about and how do i get one to be my gf

the guys clothes are sick 2bh

you take her to drinks

why is finding a gf so stressful?

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sue aaaaaAAAAAAAAAA

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who /votadini/ here?

this

2-3 drinks at a bar is objectively the smartest first date

>will literally never happen
>the rich russians own loads of property abroad
>there's no reason for them to nuke their own property
Very telling that you'd think a nuclear Holocaust won't happen is London property lol

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havent had a gf in 10 years. basically a virgin again

Putin wouldn't dare touch Israel
all the most powerful oligarchs in Russia supporting Putin are Jewish

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Yeah, GHB

haha rawr!! >.

fuck off poorthern scum

mine is

very much in the mood to have a wank to black women tonight

anything worth having is difficult to get

have never had sex, I'm basically a virgin

what was meant by this

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assad is a good guy just like saddam and gadaffi, since they died iraq has gone to complete shit and half of lybia has moved to europe, the kikes just want to remove middle eastern dictators so that Islam will invade europe

Put in is a CIA operative

not true
i caught Pikachu in the first forest first try

once i passed out drunk and woke up in a stranger's house

i didn't get raped or murdered but

I clearly have a better understanding of geopolitics than you do

same i got sent a new v-card. cried when it came in the post.

gf on The Chase

where in england do people talk like this?
seems a weak accent

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love aspartame

gladimhere putitin

During this age humans live an existence of toil and misery. Children dishonor their parents, brother fights with brother and the social contract between guest and host is forgotten. During this age might makes right, and bad men use lies to be thought good. At the height of this age, humans no longer feel shame or indignation at wrongdoing; babies will be born with gray hair and the gods will have completely forsaken humanity

It’s sad that some people believe this shit

really? that's mad that is!
*walks off and talks to the nurse*
he's going to need a higher dose

gonna watch Game of Thrones season 7

bluepill shills

get her number while you're there

>W-we're not the only cucks
>Despite all evidence to the contrary
>I-it's 9D chess
>*resumes powerlessly sucking his bull's cock*
You're on your own sweaty. Russia has proved times and times again that it has it's own imperialist agenda which is an excellent thing for multipolarity and world peace

hebrew claws

>multipolarity
>world peace
oh sweety

a knot

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i dont care

i little don't give a fuck you mentally ill fucking paki why don't you jump in front of a train

>times and times again that it has it's own imperialist agenda

yes

>which is an excellent thing for multipolarity and world peace

wtf no

Who /nopoo/ here?

a bum knot

anyone seen my gay card?

CAN I JOIN THE NI LADS IF IM AN ESSEX LAD?

youtube.com/watch?v=IHRncab3Cdg

youtube.com/watch?v=gA5PWRPeMOk

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>a fucking pretzel

no they want to remove Assad because Syria is in the way of an oil pipeline between Turkey and Qatar
if the West doesn't get this pipeline, they'll be reliant on Russian oil so they don't want that

yeah

this lad:
has it

- patronising epithet for use in online memes: sweetie
- causing sweat or stained with and smelling of sweat: sweaty

LEARN THE DIFFERENCE

fucking hate pakis, why can't we just genocide the all?

I don't shampoo every day, usually every 3 or 4 days.

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russian shill

i haven't used shampoo in three years. i condition my hair twice a week.

I've been with Reviewbrah since the beginning. I even have a fanpage with 5,000 followers. I might drop him desu, fame seems to have gone to his head.

WHO /ESSEX/ HERE?

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thanks for the advice cuppiecakes, i'll be sure to take it to heart like i do with everything you say, honeypie :-)

why do fun things have to cost a lot of money