Things you'll never hear an american say

Man, I sure love having an intact dick!

Hmmm... maybe we should give back to Canada their rightful land...

"I think it's time to pull out of Europe and let them decide for themselves"

Only good one itt

I don't want to see the manager.

let's talk through this calmly

I don't care about my heritage

I love public services

>(((they))) are not our greatest ally

this thread was supposed to be funny banter answers, not true statements

America number 2!

I don't think we should bomb those countries over there

Winners

Since we are on public transport, we should keep our conversation at an acceptable volume as to not bother others

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im not a fat fuck that shits in his hand and then eats the shit while being a dumb spastic cunt fuck

is this what passes for aussie banter these days?

based

"I should get some petrol for my car"

Not based

You lost your right to sovereignty when you murdered 6 million innocent chosen ones.

'Let's go for a nice walk'

Immigrants & faggots - they make no sense to me...they want to start some mini-Iran, or spread some fucking disease.

Oh, wait, they do say stuff like that...on audio recordings, no less.

B-b-based...

>Yeah, I'm not exactly a ''pure'' white, but I don't really care so much about race

Hmmmmmm. Maybe we shouldn't destabilise the middle east.

>I carefully thought about this with evaluating pros and cons and got to this conclusion

"I bought this European product."

I celebrate easter

>I'm not Irish

No thanks, I'm full

winner

No extra fries thanks

It doesn't matter what's the color of your skin, Mohammed

Turns out having a stricter gun control was a good idea.

You can't impose gun control on criminals.