You must move to a Latin American country. If you already live in one, you must move to another one...

Chile

yes, it is full of chileans.

Mexico

that's the worst part

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU'LL STEAL OUR JOBS AND RUIN OUR RACE

Costa Rica

Costa Rica.

merida yucatan mexico :)

Antofagasta, Chile.

Chile, when WW3 starts

Puerto Rico, Panama or Costa Rica

Been there. The polluted air from mining operations gives a greenish hue to the light, just like in The Matrix.

easy Argentina

I have a great uncle living in Buenos Aires, so Argentina, probably.

where the biggest culos are

fuck it, if I have to, then I might as well go all the way, balls deep

BRAZIL!!!!
I want to live in a bungalow like this

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triple frontier

Antofalombia

Uruguay

Culombia or Bundazil

Uruguay or Chile they seem the least shitty.

Texas.

Why not at your Colombian colony (Antofagasta)?

mein bruder, but since I'm already there, off to Meh-heeco I go, spread social justice and civilization to poor changos chilangos

> lives in a pretty and comfy bungalow
> but then remembers there is a bigass favella 200 meters away

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r they considered latin american?

*Contracts an exotic form of antibiotic resistant Malaria*

Surely there are towns without favelas right?

chile

Chile then

United States of America

Brazil
Colombia close #2

>towns
if you use that keyword yes
there are countryside backwater places without extreme poverty, they're meh towns btw
but on most metropolis there are slums because internal migration (and yea external lately) is a big deal in Brazil. everyone wants to move from no-harvest places to the big city with """"jobs""""

>United States of America
Que?

Do they have a maid/servant system like SEA has/had?

Québec

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yeah even in my cunt
my house has a 16 year old maid even. she's at high school now, since we're not slavers

Eres gay

Sounds kind of nice actually, better to give them some kind of job than to rot in a slum.

What do you guys do to get enough money to hire one? Nobody but the obscenely rich has one here.

Panama, their nature is a amazing and I like the fact that you can fish two completely different oceans on the same day

I dislike large cities anyway. Small to medium towns are usually superior in every way.
>everyone wants to move from no-harvest places to the big city with """"jobs""""
Why is that a meme?

Uruguay

i know why only the rich can afford maids there: because you actually pay them proper wage plus social security
we don't :¬|
that's another reason to let her go to school and not force her to work too hard, plus bed and food: because we underpay maids
lately most work as cleaning lady (per hour): because of the low pay, they only can make ends meet when they clean out lots of houses

money dear boy, what else?

Peru or Brazil
Then i will become a plastic shaman

IDK it sounds like it would be nice to have a live in assistant.

I bet your police get a lot of sexual assault claimants over that though.

Argentile

it doesn't. if there's no sexual assault there won't be any claims because countryside girls aren't that westernized here..... yet
my country is so backwater only now the maids are talking about forming a syndicate though. damn, life will be more expensive after that

Haha gotta move to the next shithole down the chain I guess.

Seems like a comfy place for a reasonably well off person.

Los Estados Unidos since I really like their burgers

>Seems like a comfy place for a reasonably well off person
and it is, but only for that kind of people
which is what we repeated on every post about Latam ever: "it ain't so bad if you've got cash"

>United States of America
Spanish language only gets you scrubbing toilets, mowing lawns or washing dishes here for less than minimum wage.

Southern Chile/Argentina

None, they are dangerous and they hate us

Argentina.

Chile

Cuba

Chile because I have family there.

Wow I want to move to south america now.

Costa Rica or Panama or Nicaragua.
Central America has countries that have surprisingly high growth potential

Bahamas?

we love you.

Fascinating fairy tale, chicano

>Central America has countries that have surprisingly high growth potential

don't fall for that. they grow until they reach a "decent" status and then they stagnant

I value freedom and there are only 5 countries in the western hemisphere where I could enjoy more freedom than I do here.

In Latin America though, the first option for me would be Estados Unidos. In South America I'd go to either Chile or Uruguay, in that order.

However, I appreciate what I have here and I don't see myself moving abroad at least in the short to medium term (unless a socialist or progressivist wins the election, in which case I'd need to start evaluating the possibility of immigrating to one of the countries I previously mentioned).

> they are dangerous
false
> they hate us
false. Stop playing the victim, pussy.

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Costa Rica, or Uruguay/Argentina

>Canada
>Free

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They’ll be considered Atlantis soon enough.

They're anglos like jamaicans

Lmao can't believe people are still falling for that meme in

>culombia
>not hell on earth

the fact that you are used to walk alongside corpses and have to reclude yourself after the sunset doesn't make it safe

> 5 countries
I fucked up, it's actually 4

Keep falling for memes and believing all the media tells you

>and then they stagnant
THEY SEE ME GROWING
THEY'RE HATING
PATROLLING THEY TRYING TO CATCH MY MONEY DIRTY.
TRYING TO CATCH MY MONEY DIRTY.
TRYING TO CATCH MY MONEY DIRTY.

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Panama is honestly the most civilized country in Latin America, by a landslide. Great to have you as neighbors

ur gay

not LOS

La Florida, Los Estados Unidos De América

Argentina because 1 de cada 10 hombres argentinos es gay

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Panamá is basically Colombia (South América)

I would like Panama but there are way too many wh*te drunk tourists.

Chile
Le voy quitar el chajo a algun cornudojaaj

Culturally, in some aspects yes. But their economy is much more developed than ours and the place is safer as well

>You must move to a Latin American country.
none, i could die there

Mexico

rare!

blan*Uito sin aguante

>Lmao can't believe people are still falling for that meme in
he is right

We have based Black tourists as well.
youtu.be/XsLAlDV8wMQ

They only hate you if you try to throw your weight around and boss them around. If you do your own thing, no one will care.

I had that exact guy in mind when I wrote the post lol but yeah, I don't like the idea of a country being overrun by expats. Is that a problem already?