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third dream in the span of three weeks of me committing mass murder on the unicampus. this one was the most graphic. I was in the library with a machete and killed at least 10 people on the third floor and painted the elevator red with blood. i'm scared of what I'm becoming lads

bring it on dmitry, the soldering on your nukes will break before it leaves the silo

lady get out of this isle this instance. why. because its the isle of man.

This day in history:
1877 – The United Kingdom annexes the Transvaal.

On 1 September 1900 the British declared by special proclamation that the name of the South African Republic be changed from to "The Transvaal" and that the entire territory shall henceforth and forever be known as "The Transvaal".

Chamberlain's argument for black people's political rights to be considered at the end of the war was ignored in the interest of reconciliation. The debate between the Boer generals and British delegation would continue for days.

The Boers were presented with the terms and given three days to make a decision of which the answer required was either yes or no. 54 delegates voted yes to the terms of the treaty but six voted no.

Terms of the treaty:
>Everyone had to swear allegiance to the Crown
>No death penalties would be dealt out
>The use of Dutch would be allowed in the schools and law courts
>To eventually give the Transvaal self-government

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>Please choose a 15-minute time slot and send me a meeting/appointment request using your email client. If this sounds complicated, send me an email with date/time slot when you would like to stop by my office. Thanks.

love indian professors me

Deano

don't care

reported to the relevant authorities

anglos are such benevolent occupiers

You'd kill for my life mate

post some wiki articles for me to read lads

t. ivan ivansky slavskovskolov

thanks lad, somebody better stop me before I finally snap (i.e. by 9 am tomorrow at professor toilbergs final exam)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_731

Braaaaaaaaaaap

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someone tarq post this cunt

Post more chuckie

not replying to that psycho canadian as I don't want the FBI tracking me

nah m8 he's not using a gun in the dream innit

can't believe there are unironically people here in their THIRTIES

how many poor decisions have they made to still be posting on a forum full of teenagers when they should have a house, a job, a wife and kids??

unspeakably fucking grim...

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>2000 more words on an essay due tomorrow
Feel like getting jumped on by a dude in a ghillie suit instead

imagine being one of the poor fucks they captured in borneo that gets attached to a pole and have grenades exploded near them

is fat cat poster the owner of the fat cat?
you know, the disgusting, grotesque, morbidly obese creature sometimes seen cuddling the abused creature

just ordered a curry to tims flat

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gropecunt_Lane

hello fellow accomplice :)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Badfinger

thought the same about people in their 20s when i was posting here as a teenager and now i'm 23 and here i am still

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia

love me a bit of pulp fiction lads

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1523287513417.webm

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4m3n br0v4

How does British pussy taste?

the aussie who stays up all night is an awful poster

grim

Gooks have no imagination, fucking copywriter race

Hope you haven't

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TV_pickup

Just slowly slid la creatura over me like a glove. Don't know why she was trembling, though.

you know what would be funny? if it arrived while he was making a video
in fact there's a decent chance it will

CHOOOOON

youtube.com/watch?v=OeNNfS0ZTnU

repugnant

ok now what

Just got paid to sext for a hour

youtube.com/watch?v=E6eHvbOT2uM

japan is unironically a fucking horrible country

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develop an intense hatred for nips

asked to sniff shawn mendes' armpits and he actually let me
what a lad

>This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Warner Music Group.
what is this 2009?

hi

big boys

hitsebeats.net/hip-hop_rap/young-thug-anybody-feat-nicki-minaj-single-itunes-aac-m4a

nuking japs was completely justified, debate me

only bad thing the US government ever did was annex hawaii

for fuck sake the girl at the till at sainsbury's local commented on the size of my tiny hands and laughed at them. my index finger measures at 2.5 inches this isn't fair lads

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and WHY exactly does the Isle of Man get its own flag?

hello rabbi

i don't care that much

such a horrible and ugly leg

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lmao holy shit are you me i get randoms commenting on how short ugly etc iam lol

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why would anyone in their right mind click that link

>Instead of being tried for war crimes after the war, the researchers involved in Unit 731 were secretly given immunity by the U.S. in exchange for the data they gathered through human experimentation

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the toes are unbeliveably grim some people just have some incredibly ugly toes

ive been told my hands are small... and my index finger is almost 4 inches
hate roasties

sue

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old and plastic

that's my image and it's called 211.jpg you fat ginge

can i come to the isle of man and kip on your sofa
not part of the UK, jersey and guernsey do
new cunt

chinamen btfo

genuinely consider obese people to be subhuman

This day in history:
1945 – U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt dies in office

During the 1944 re-election campaign, while campaigning for his 4th term as President, he told a confidante that he might retire following the end of the war. When Roosevelt returned to the United States from the Yalta Conference, many were shocked to see how old, thin and frail he looked.

On the afternoon of April 12, Roosevelt said, "I have a terrific headache." At 3:35 p.m. that day, Roosevelt died at the age of 63. 18 days later, on 30 April 1945, Adolf Hitler committed suicide. The Tact of military surrender was signed on 8 May in Berlin, Germany.

President Truman kept the flags across the U.S. at half-staff, saying that his only wish was "that Franklin D. Roosevelt had lived to witness this day". At least a 500,000 people attended his funeral.

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i have had more than one girl insist on putting palms to palms to laugh at the fact her hands are nearly bigger than mine

Tarantino's whole career is based on copying other films.

The Eternal Mongrel at it again mate...

youtube.com/watch?v=zOujzvtwZ6M

what the girl does to lil peep in this video I've done myself to so many girls

like incels go I hate females

nah, they should hate humans, i've played with so many female feelings without even meaning to.

yanks are dutch people

at least you get to touch girls

Leave US alone and do Mexico instead, I heard them saying about how Russian vodka was shit compared to tequila.

youtube.com/watch?v=XE8bL4_s23M
feel like pure shit just want him back

yeah my ex did this
dumb cunt im sorry i dont have the hands of shaq

Don't answer back.

Yeah he took inspiration from those gooks

Might go to /fa/

struggle to believe you're a real human being

>what the girl does to lil peep in this video I've done myself to so many girls

>like incels go I hate females

>nah, they should hate humans, i've played with so many female feelings without even meaning to.

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they made sana look better than chewy

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