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My cat's pet rock's distant cousin's best friend found it quite a challenge. Hard to finish without being interrupted by continuous waves of mind-blowing epiphanies.

fuck drumpf he's basically hitler and satan rolled into one

Have you heard of the High Elves?
Yes!
*COUGH*
Any news from the other provinces?
I saw a mudcrab the other day, horrible creatures, I avoid them whenever I can

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youtube.com/watch?v=R1zFweEIR2k

hello friend

the manor are top draw

respect

Girl. Before:

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gq-magazine.co.uk/article/facebook-and-consent

seeing them in Dublin later this year
cannot wait

SAAF LOT SAAND LIKE WE'RE FROM SAAFEND

Is the special relationship still real?
What do Brtibongs think of Amerifarts?

good recollection of dialogue

bad choice of pics, they don't look like oblivion characters

that looks more like a female to me tbqha

heavy compounds: NOT EVEN ONCE

fuck off Henk

moosefix is near perfection but mentally screwed up and says she's asexual (yet, surprise, has a boyfriend)

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mi cocki feels like a weird slug when im high on acid
tried to masturbate but it feels like im playing with a massive worm coming out of my crotch

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wish i'd gone kentish town town on saturday night desu

hope you weren't expecting me to read this literal novella

Lisicki bombs a .3 of mandy and wakes up in the St John's Ambulance

me cregg and gramm were gonna pick up some chicks

screeching

wait how is she screwed up

>no fucking nuke to obliterate me

sick of this

cold out

If you've got to travel, by the Nine Divines stay on the roads. It's the Daedra, you see

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whats the current obsession with Due Lipa lately? She's bang average

unironically have better self esteem for the day when i get more welcoming yous on this site

if you wear glasses you're a runt simple as

don't really know what else to post rn

might go back to bed.

>MDMA

ching is the patrician's choice

t. neanderthal

pfm

imagine being a fucking billionaire and the thing people are most interested in about you is your height

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almost never seen an Israeli flag get welcoming you's so I don't know how you function on a day-to-day basis

it's a weird feeling looking like a literal model.

everyone around you looks horrifically ugly

so hit and miss, been sold some dreadful gear recently, nose starts flowing

feel bad for "men" with no jaws

girl I've admired from afar for five years is a lesbo fellas

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mate was scouted to be a model while on holiday today, had photos taken and everything
>tfw face like dot cotton licking piss off a stinging nettle

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how can i become an anglo?

mental how good my proportions are, not to mention my face

clothing looks so amazing on me

my girl talking about my girl my girl

Today's birthday:
1550 – Edward de Vere, 17th Earl of Oxford.

In August 1564 de Vere was among 17 nobles, knights and esquires in the teenage Queen's entourage. Elizabeth issued de Vere a licence to travel in January 1575, and provided him with letters of introduction to foreign monarchs. He is recorded as having introduced various Renaissance fashions to court. Elizabeth had perfume that for many years was known as the "Earl of Oxford's perfume".

He fell out of favour with the Queen in the early 1580s after impregnating one of her maids of honour.

The Oxfordian theory of Shakespeare authorship proposes that de Vere wrote the plays and poems traditionally attributed to William Shakespeare.

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which is more degenerate? Channel 4 or BBC3?

Cannot believe there are people in my family that think evolution is real and that the lord our God didn't create the earth in 7 days.

THIS
nearly everyone around me is a troglodyte in comparison

Imagine that
She can beat up your bullies then make your spag bol then have sex
*bites fist*

>merifats on le reddit doubt that anti-Americanism is real

...if only they knew

papist scum

dutch can't become anglos, hence yanks, friend

>working class jobs
>in canada
i know 3 leafs and they all work at foodland

any raging at the current political situation man in?

grim

guffawing
post your face

Then 190cm turned his trip off and finally started getting (You)s.

This ironically but unironically.
Like, ye, a fish just decided it should walk on land and grow legs lol ok sure

In dire need of a canuck/yank gf

remember when i was in school and american was quite literally a synonym for retarded
good times good times

Clit too smol

yes
I legitimately want a nuke plowing into my skull, ground zero

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don't post on this board solely
posting with this flag is addicting anyway. my posts are usually ignored in other boards

white american families are genuine anglos mate

before coming to Jow Forums i was a diehard ameriboo and a huge believer in anglo-american friendship desu
now i wouldn't piss on a yank to put the fire out

pewdiepie hasn't uploaded today. Bit concerned.

BASED
Retake the thirteen colonies

Don't get why you Protties are told (incorrectly) that us Papists do not believe in evolution. This is not true at all. The fundamentalists are Protty sects. But I encountered this misconception amongst lots of Lutherans. Don't get it. It's fake news.

Juve are going to do it

>Yulia Skripal turns down offer of assistance from Russian Embassy

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good for them? i work for my city doing odd jobs like grooming trees and taking out garbage and stuff. drive a truck around. pretty comfy job, get 16 bucks an hour and basically can't be fired unless i total the truck or something stupid

if a Yank gave his life to save mine I wouldn't donate the steam of my piss to his funeral costs

WRONG
we are proud dutch people like you

the a*Lgo pigdogs will face our wrath brother

J U S T

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fucking hate yanks haha do i fit in yet memes lol haha

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>shouted "FUCK ME" in an angry outburst at work the other day
>female superior looked me up and down and said "nah... well maybe" in a flirty kind of way

does she want the D lads?

Just wish I wasn't so good looking sometimes so I could fit in more and not feel so much pressure to be out on the pull all the time, you know what I mean lads?

might be bad at geography

>grooming trees

fucking nonce

don't get why these amerifats take it personally, either

like, their yank-tier government and their yank-tier businessmen, fuck with our shit; why should we be happy with that?

probably their media does not tell them about it

a shame that low german language and identity were too far gone at that point, or else they should've created a Northern Low German state

sounds comfy. good for u lad

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Unironically like candians and yankoids. specially the qt girls

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no

would love to have her abuse me desu

she might have just been joking
females are just really bad comedians

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fat greasy shart stained talons constructed this abomination of a post

bet you do not adhere to a single tenant of Dutch culture and would be disgusted by it