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Love me some penalties

nonce freak weirdo

i didn't want to wank today..

yeah, insult people, that'll get them to do what you want
worked for hillary

lisicki on the right

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ESSEX MENTIONED

just been to a gym usually only ever do bicep curls with dumbells at home so the chest he is in pain

small dick losers turn me into a woman so i dont have to suffer from small dick humiliation and social exclusion

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y'all cowards don't even carry shivs

wonder what the essex redditflagger is doing now or if he still lurks here
hope he's doing well at gchq

when I have kids I shall either name my son Oliver or Oscar, and my daughter shall be called Lily

Kneedeep inside the man.

my dog's called lily

Mmmm I bet she can do wonders with those lips

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rip viper

Report kshitters for spamming and rule violations lads

how was your date?

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my dog isn't, her name's molly

can soembdoy give me you perhabs?

Post doggos

House keys are legal (for now)
Kinky

Those who call themselves "Orangemen," they sicken me deeply

>when

:')

youtube.com/watch?v=NpR0_T2eYUU
any mc vapour man in

OI M8 WHERE'S YOUR SUGAR LICENSE

Not gay.

DID SOMEBODY SAY DOGGOS?!

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Told her to tell her friend to get a job and I got blocked.

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haha... mate...
youtu.be/0Vif-QDuo4I

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Poo

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My dog was called Honey

I miss her

youtube.com/watch?v=M3vAvsep62c

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Very funny and strange how people joke about being heavily intoxicated with alcohol and dealing with the withdrawals the next day.

Strange for a virgin freak to understand? Yes, I agree

jews have the holocaust
blacks have slavery and colonialism
native americans have colonialism and genocide
what do we have?

*blocks your path*

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fucking STATE of this game lads

JOIN THE POLICE, GET A BLACK GF

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With that forehead you could block anything

Should sign him up for Real Madrid

a hangover isn't 'withdrawals', if's the effect of alcohol metabolising and producing toxins, in combination with dehydration etc.

mong.

FUCK OFF MADRID

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chadlington

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okay im calm now

who is this

being rapists of every land, maybe?

GUH
gun make some fashwave

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deh

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

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snuh

hate sue

>projecting

can i come back or do still have time out?

chile out dude

How many of the British posters here are actually British?

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Hate poo

how big is your willy?

anyone remember ossie who used to post here?
god I miss him
and that Bruce who used to do really good posts, think his name was Ed

last I heard he got a bird and left Jow Forums for good
miss them every day

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wish the sad cunt would stop spamming her ugly fucking gremlin face

your mum's disgusting, worn out minge that's also full to the brim with my CUM

none theyre all proxies
0 meter

>not drinking enough to go through withdrawals later
Lightweight.

ngl I cant even rip into gays for doing this because if they were women my willy would be wanked

>just looked on 'brighthouse'

There are people in this world that have so little money that they can't afford a tv outright, they have cash savings of less than £2000 - given that, they choose to spend what little they have on a 65" TV (RRP £1900) in monthly instalments (total paid £3000)

You really cannot make this shit up.

very tempted to right an anonymous letter/email to my old school to out one of the staff (a married man with kids) as a sexual deviant. Have it on good authority that he chatted up a far younger women and propositioned for sex. Keep in mind this is a senior member of staff at a catholic school and I've always suspected him of such stuff when I attended the school about 8 years ago.

Wir sind geboren, Taten zu vollbringen
zu überwinden Raum und Weltenall
auf Adlerflügeln uns empor zu schwingen
beim Herzschlag sausender Motorenschall
Drum höher und höher und höher
wir steigen trotz Haß und Hohn
Ein jeder Propeller singt surrend:
„Wir schützen die Sowjet-Union.“

Wir reißen hoch die Riesenapparate
mit eisern´m Griff die Hand das Steuer hält
So kreiset, wachend überm Sowjet-Staate
die erste rote Luftarmee der Welt
Drum höher und höher und höher
wir steigen trotz Haß und Hohn
Ein jeder Propeller singt surrend:
„Wir schützen die Sowjet-Union.“

Ein jeder Atem, ein jeder unserer Blicke
jede Faser voll Entschlossenheit
Was man uns für ein Ultimatum schicke
zur Antwort sind wir jederzeit bereit
Drum höher und höher und höher
wir steigen trotz Haß und Hohn
Ein jeder Propeller singt surrend:
„Wir schützen die Sowjet-Union.“

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Snitch nigga

we all do

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A disgusting refball

im only living here for 3 years before i go back to italy

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Why is never an actual discussion going on in these threads?

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Big Dick Wilson is what all the ladies call me

>reicieves 3 day ban
hey! why did you report me for spamming am your best friend??

I really miss ed
his posts used to make me scream with laughter

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post pics of it

the irish have the famine which we need to capitalise more on

ballon dor for penaldo
how DOES he do it?

us specifically? normans, vikings, that's about it.
europeans in general? turks, moors, arabs, mongols. can't think of anyone else but i'm sure there were other invaders too.

we're on the very fringe of europe, quite far from anyone else. as soon as the renaissance started the world never really stood a chance desu.

uhm ask big dick wilson

God damn

I love her lips

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You guys capitalize on that more than enough

>Status: Thanks for applying

y-you t-too

been here for nearly 5 years now
what on earth are you meant to discuss after 5 years doing nothing but discuss things with the same people

please leave us alone

practising the tuba

white genocide by mass immigration and low birthrates
though technically it's white suicide
the only race that could bring down whites were whites themselves

What is bad about being bourgeois? It sounds lovely.