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>how's your head after all the booze yesterday?
Horrible.
I want to fucking die.

Might just go back to sleep.
Should not have gotten drunk last night.

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Sounds good, also make sure to stay hydrated

anyone know the replacement for backpage/cracker now?

I got taken home from my field work today :c

Don't have a clue what that is.
>I got taken home from my field work today :c
Why did ya get taken home?

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I was having seizures so I couldn't do the work

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Well that fucking sucks, hope you start to feel better buddy.

I want to stay in bed an never get up.

it was like craigslist, it was mainly used for prostitution but got shut down by the fbi due to fosta
newzealand.cracker.com
archive.is/MZWN4
is what it basically was
i dont care about the site but i dislike fosta as it isnt a simple ban on sites that host prostitutes.

I've taken meds and now I'm tired, but atleast it's under control
A noble goal tbqh

I"M FINALLY HOME
AHHHHHHHHHHH

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Thats what I'm doing until I work up the courage to get up and eat something.
Do the meds wear you out a bit?
>but atleast it's under control
I suppose thats the main thing isn't it.
Welcome back buddy.

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*jumps in your bed*

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Please do, it's a bit cold here and I could use ya for warmth.

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YES

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Laying in bed at noon, I've infected ya bones with lazy!
You're mine now.

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HEY!
I've been out for the last 3.5 hours!
I'm not a hungover lazybones like you!

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>I've been out for the last 3.5 hours!
Whatcha been doing outside?
I don't even wanna look out there...
>I'm not a hungover lazybones like you!
Yeah... my hangover is really bad...
I'm not gonna drink for a while.
AT LEAST three days.

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>Whatcha been doing outside?
I had my classes then I went into town for lunch and to buy a blender.
>I'm not gonna drink for a while.
Never doubted something more in my life

me and you in bed

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Finally got ya self a blender did ya.
How much did that set you back, I remember you complaining about getting one because they costed like 50 bucks.
>Never doubted something more in my life
True... I bought far too much piss last night.
I don't wanna look at the fucking thing at the moment.

>me and you in bed
Comfy....

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>How much did that set you back, I remember you complaining about getting one because they costed like 50 bucks.
Yea, I got some decent looking George Foreman one that the blender also functions as a bottle to drink from.
Cost me $35 on special down from $100

>I bought far too much piss last night.
How much did you actually drink?

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>George Foreman
Isn't that the boxer that sells grills?
He makes blends now too?
What an odd career change.
>Cost me $35 on special down from $100
Fuckin' bargain mate.
>How much did you actually drink?
Too much clearly...
I actually dread to know.

you feeding me.

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>Do the meds wear you out a bit
Yeah, they conk you out almost completely

>Isn't that the boxer that sells grills?
>He makes blends now too?
Apparently so

>Fuckin' bargain mate.
Seems so, should be able to make some nice smoothies now, bought some frozen berries at the supermarket on the way home.

Now I think I need a little nap after reading those cancerous newshub comments trying to defend potential warcrimes.

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>Yeah, they conk you out almost completely
Thats not pleasant at all...
You're not out to it?
Just tired?
>should be able to make some nice smoothies now
Yum yum.
Yeah go have a nap mate.

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Ahhh yes, the iconic New Zealand town...
Greymouth
Thats the place they think of when people say New Zealand.

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what kind of geography fedora flyover state town is manhatting?

i doubt people think of yokohama when you say japan but yeah its an obscure place to choose

Well I just missed out on walking through muddy bush with an antenna. I am truely devestated

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Yeah true, I just had wee giggle.
>I am truely devestated
Are you really?
Really really?

Sleepy thread...

IM AWAKE BUDDY!!!!!!!

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yay the rain has stopped for a bit

Not really, instead of getting muddy I was trying to fix this bastard broken server but it was warm and inside so I'm happy

Did ya have a nice nap sleepyhead?
>yay the rain has stopped for a bit
Well it actually just started here....

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I want a hug

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It was alright

What the heck would you be doing with an antenna anyway?
I could give you one...

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>I could give you one...
I'd like that

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why are all the generals full of homosexuals

>I'd like that
Then it's settled!
I'll give you a bug hug.
We're not gay, I just like getting intimate with my good buddies.

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Testing the broadcast range of some device, fun fun fun

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gays are social outcasts
Jow Forums is for social outcasts
generals are where social outcasts meet up

>fun fun fun
Does sound that way, you'll be bloody happy then.
Warm inside, you have no business going outside, far too rough.

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Wish I was a girl

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I have 95 points in you immigration points calculator + an Uncle/Aunty who are citizens

is that enough for me to immigrate

no idea, but this might help
immigration.govt.nz/new-zealand-visas/apply-for-a-visa

I genuinely hope not.

ew, girls are yuck

Um sweaty I was talking to Australia

so youre different people?

Yes

Thank god for that.
Have fun with 33% minimum tax on everything and no healthcare or government services and no functioning internet and paying $500 a week in rent.

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Is the internet better in new zealand

much better

How do I move to nz?

I hate to break this to you...
But I'm secretly a girl, do you really think I'm yuck?

Think about it this way.
In my city I can get 1000mbps on gigabit fiber, the aussie equivalent NBN guarantees a maximum of around 50mbps, note this hasn't been implemented yet either.
So 20 times better if they even have it hooked up.

okay rape u next week

Good luck getting a visa Abdul

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only a little yuck
please don't give me girl germs

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I'm on the skilled worker list tho

you need my degree

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>Australia still has data caps
>100GB per month
Ahahahahahahahahaha
Imagine paying $80AUD a month for that

I'll give auntie Jacinda a call and get her to reject you.

too late on my way

we can bunk together

>please don't give me girl germs
I can't do that I'm afraid
It's what I'm put on this earth for, you're gonna get germs sooner or later.

>mfw I hug westy

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rare pic of chalmers I took when I woke up on Wednesday

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>mfw I get hugged

Chalmers is too cute for his own good!

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>Chalmers is too cute for his own good!
You can say that again

Are kiwis actually little girls?

Rare pic of me and lanklet

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yes

You're looking awfully pleased with yourself in this one.

s-scarily accurate

Of course I am
Indeed

>want to get a skills shortage/skilled worker visa (no, not one of the other brits)
>4th year of a degree in politics
yeah bet i'll get in, bet they're just DESPERATE for someone to write shit essays about elections that happened before i was born, bet that's top of the skills shortage list. bet i'll get off the plane and domestic passengers will be begging me, screaming "oh please, please, please explain the changing opinions of female voters in the 1975 election! we simply HAVE to know!", clawing at my heels, trying to steal my bags in the vain hope of finding some arcane knowledge within them.

i'm pretty sure it's an accident the governor general sent me an e-mail saying that if i so much as glance towards Indonesia on a globe they're going to send a short man with a short temper and a long pointy stick to disembowel me.

Politics is fun though.
You seem alright, you can be my historian whilst I become supreme ruler and purge all the ethnic undesirables.

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>ethnic undesirables.
aside from the obvious (yanks) who are these undesirables?

Haven't had any lunch today.

>I become supreme ruler
You're dreaming mate, I'm the one that'll be the ruler.
Haven't even left my bed.

Actually I did once, to use the toilet.

That's a hard one.
I guess the Chinese gotta go, so do the French and any Russoids.
Might thin the numbers of islanders and SEA's.
But I am a equitable ethnic cleanser, no matter how degenerate your DNA is if you were born in this country and have a kiwi accent you are safe.

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not bad, never see any french/russoids here though so dont know what they are like

Antipodean politics is more interesting than it has any right to be, especially historically.
Which makes it all the more frustrating that I'm sitting here in Britain where the weather is shit and the universities don't keep primary sources on hand. Weird leaflet that uses the letter "k" as a vowel from Poland's 1995 election? Yeah, it's on shelf B381 upstairs. New Zealand First? Never heard of it mate, try the travel section.

I have awoken

WELL I fell asleep if that says anything
Doesn't look like greymouth either

>New Zealand First? Never heard of it mate
If only that was true here as well...

>"Honey, can you come & fix the printer? It's saying it's offline"

Thinking about learning some Te-Reo lads

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Do it matey, learning another language is good for ya

Welcome back sleepyhead.
You were out for a bit.
Go for it buddy.

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if you want to go for it, but there are a lot more languages id recommend