/brit/

weak bait

What do people without depression/anxiety even think out about all day? What do they do with their lifes?

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What is a good recipe for crumpets?

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SHE DONT WANT LOVE... SHE WANTS MY HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS

lol

Buy 'em from the shop

who is she

>small brain
assad junior
>big brain
assad senior
>ascended brain
gadaffi

The Stewart’s were 100% British. They also had class and cared for their people. It took hundreds of years for another monarch who cared to take the throne, George V. Victoria was just an old fat Russian. In fact, all the Hanover’s were extremely fat. George V was a good lad, but still just a lad compared to James II

America would have never rebelled if Cromwell didn’t rile us up, and the ((((Hanover’s)))) didn’t push us around desu

hope a nuke goes off course and lands on london

Footy
slags
Pints

Dunno. Ask Warburtons.

OOOOOOOOOH SOMETIMES

roaring

Floored Assad hasn't been nicked by a rogue draganov round

britain cries out for anglo ba'athism

WHAT

WETHERSPOONS RAN OUT OF CHIPS YOU SAY

Chick off vikings

>stewart's

bait or clinical retard

Truly happy lads. Truly.

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this but unironically

In their content, too, the works of Hesiod are as much Eastern as Greek. The creation myths evoked by the Hesiodic Theogony clearly echo similar Hittite stories, preserved on cuneiform tablets, about a struggle for succession between multiple generations of gods. It was the much-earlier Hittites, not the Greeks, who first explored the edifying theme of the divine ruler who is deposed and castrated, and of the final victory of the storm god—whom they called Teshub, not Zeus. The Babylonians told a related story about the divine struggle for power at the beginning of time. The moralizing maxims and proverbs of Hesiod’s Works and Days often come from Eastern traditions; the genre of the animal fable, the myth of the Golden Age, and the stories of Pandora and of Prometheus, as well as the cataloging of lucky and unlucky days, all have non-Greek parallels and likely originated from earlier, non-Greek cultures. It is inspiring, in the current political climate, to remember how much of “our” early heritage is adapted from the great archaic cultures of what is now the Arabic world.

>rushcliffe
fuck off billionaire

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because most syrians support him
the "syrian civil war" is more accurately called a nato-wahhabist-zionist war against the syrian republic

*Gives you a right bollocking*

youtube.com/watch?v=DZty5DTmpMY
sick bass

me on the right

>America would have never rebelled if Cromwell didn’t rile us up

are you genuinely insane?
like 1/8th of the men in the Massachusetts Bay Colony returned to fight for Cromwell, the Battle of the Severn in Maryland was fought by Protestants supporting the Commonwealth against the Royalist Catholic colonial government.

It’s called auto correct. Get you an upgraded computer

GET THE CHOONS ON LADS

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FOY FOY FOY

thinking about things that you fucked up years ago and how well everyone else is doing compared to you. Also spend a lot of time thinking about how to improve my bad skin.

we live in an age of sluts and here I am a virgin

such good music for an average game

sweetie only I post Pere Ubu in this thread, go back to listening to lofi anime playlists

youtube.com/watch?v=Mnv2b_3dbr8

>ukrainian
she doesn't look it

That's what I thought

Don’t care

Yep, also an age where internet culture is mainstream and I'm still a social outcast, beautiful

the game was kino in the beach zone
complete shit after that

i can guarantee 100% despite all this flowery justification the real reason you like the stewarts is for something involving heritagefaggotry

Skyrim: Syria
Nords: Sunnis
Stormcloaks: FSA/Rebels
Imperial Legion: Syrian Army
Imperial Jarls: Syrian government
General Tullius: Putin
Titus Mede II: Assad
Forsworn: Kurds
Imperials: Alawites
Dunmer: Yazidis
Orcs: Druze
Thalmor: Israelis
Dragons: ISIS

So user, What is your role within /brit/?

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got bored of it by the time i got to moresby

Red eyes and I got them zoes with me

>just comes up with wacky shit he wishes were true
>claims to not care when he's called out on it being delusional

yeah okkkkkk

angering the janitor

i watched the un security council meeting about it and it was clear that syria want to cooperate with any investigation, aid effort, whatever people want
it was also clear that the syrian ambassador considers israel, the usa, uk and france to be conspiring to false flag and lie an invasion into happening

it was:
uk, usa, france etc: "gassing children is unacceptable"
russia and syria: "no shit, we never said it was acceptable, and you lot are lying about who did it"
the news the next day: "TRUMP'S LAWYER GOT RAIDED BY THE FBI FOR THE MUELLER INVESTIGATION!"

Yeah. The city area was such a clusterfuck. Couldn't move 2 steps without a gang of zombies trying to rape my face.

the voice of reason

rate me lads

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rich yank, unsuccessful gimmick inventor

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just hanging around, being cool

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Vocaroo autist

violent/shocking webm poster

Need this but with Harry Potter analogies

>stewarts
honestly fuck off all of you

good track

Just bought this lads, apologies for phoneposting laptop is installing update

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depression poster

>can't mossad the assad

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I'm the designated driver

wouldn't it be sickening if she accidentally released her bowels at that height down onto your face and into your mouth??? woops, ewww!!

watching naked attraction....

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what top?

love a good update
nowt like watching a frozen screen for 20 minutes and having no say in whether or not i can use my computer

pogba dabs with assad

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You bought what?

nice upper pockets

how much?

Next thing you'll tell me not to go into work tomorrow haha.

But seriously, should I not?

India is getting stronger every year.

Superpower by 2020

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who's the 2nd ardest lad in /brit/?

I mean I'm obviously the first, but who's second?

deh!

peng

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so lonely
so alone

The concept of monarchy is inherently racist. Stuart’s were the rightful rulers of all of Britain

Hanover’s were chosen because they followed a very specific form of Protestantism. And even then they emancipated all the Catholics so what’s the fucking point

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EDL Standard white T

le BASED assad XD

*yells "nigger" at the top of my lungs in the middle of brixton high street*

what a sappy gay film Paddington is
despise Londoners

youtube.com/watch?v=4WXYjm74WFI

you'll never catch me using the word 'kino'
I know it is part of the Jow Forums lexicon now but I simply won't do it, I am putting my foot down

Paddington 2 is anti-Brexit

ah, so you're the so called good yank

hmmmm lets see
depressive poster
toilposter
esoteric gimmick creator
occasional drugposter
all around mental case haha x

£9

le based trump xD