/brit/

I don't understand the finer details of this language. Supposedly 'not' is a verb.

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i wasn't ready for this new
please give some warning next time, like a 3 minute countdown or summat
my post went up after the link to your new thread
you've made me look like a right divvy

How about your fifth eye?

>The Five Eyes, often abbreviated as FVEY, is an intelligence alliance comprising Australia, Canada, New Zealand, the United Kingdom and the United States. The former NSA contractor Edward Snowden described the Five Eyes as a "supra-national intelligence organisation that doesn't answer to the known laws of its own countries". They share military secrets and data collections.
>According to reports, in 2009, France attempted to join the Five Eyes. This requirement was approved by the director of the NSA, but not by the director of the CIA.
>Israel is, reportedly, an observer in Five Eyes.
>Singapore is reported to have partnered with the Five Eyes.

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it's not happening, it never will

>wohl
curious name

because they're all fucking legends

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Watching CL highlights that penalty was definite refball

alt-right.com/2018/04/11/compromised-rightists-support-assads-liberalism-syria/

Fucking BASED

is rich yank here? how are you rich

give me money and i won't pummel your head in

doxxable but its a mid-tier russell group doing history and english

joan was quizzical

sweating like poleaboo in a preschool

given up on footy but this doesn't surprise me.

WTF I love Islam now (Mashallah umayyaed'allthatequila umambah)

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any /oxford bender/ man in?

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>alt-right.com

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pretty rich lad.

its all inherited money though

Ah decent. Got plans for afterwards?

I need to put my hatred for pakis to one side and try to evolve as a human being

3 sentences, 2 ended with a preposition. Disgraceful.

Watched Ready Player One earlier lads, thought it was brety gud

Doing a research paper on /brit/. Please answer accordingly

strawpoll.me/15484013

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I don't like ribena but he's not a nonce.

Das rite

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libdems are bugmen

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>history and English

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this is the most severe case of oneitis i've ever had lads....

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yes I am rich yank
family has a lot of money in real estate companies and has had for a pretty long time. prepped and went to an ivy, and so forth

someone post it

>>Israel is, reportedly, an observer in Five Eyes.

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want all yanks dead no exceptions

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" Rich Yank" was un-PC and offensive so he's now changed his name to Rich Manuel

saddam's ba'ath party had a lot in common with national socialism
expansionist, militarily aggressive, likes to genocide minorities (with gas), drags in his neighbours into his wars
mussolini and gaddafi are almost philosophical types, and very misunderstood by history. their bark was greater than their bite as they didn't actually cause that much destruction but were very interested in aesthetics and appearances, showing off, creating good infrastructure and a good economy. also ended up being humiliatingly butchered by their own people when they were defeated, their corpses shown as trophies
assad and franco, basically watched their countries fall into a civil war, willing to side with some extreme elements and let in powerful foreign governments interfere in your war as long as you can help bring an end to it. actually not that ideologically extreme themselves, just stuck in the wrong crowd

>typical lib dem voter

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either go full meme and teach english in japan after getting a tefl qualification or try to get some job in southern europe on a campsite

no real plans though just want to be shot of uni first

it has been posted

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CORNWALL MENTIONED

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>writing good in a dickhead chatroom

would sweep your legs, rocket a swift downward punch into your throat (im agile) then dig my knee into your sternum like jason bourne

kot just caught a mouse

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((Qantas))

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youtube.com/watch?v=8r_bZTbsv4w

finished watching batman and robin (1997) earlier this evening
the lads from the worst idea of all time podcast did a silly director's commentary for it so i watched along
let's just say i know what i'll be wanking over tomorrow morning

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was thinking about this image and head forcing at toil earlier
weird

Don't shoot the messager, also that guy isn't even bad looking though he is a complete dweeb so I don't even know what you are trying to say here.

relations between Moscow and my bollocks are the worst they have ever been
Expecting nuclear detonation any minute

glkglkglkglk

lol, once you strip away the fluff about "ethnopluralism" from the alt right it's clear they're nothing more than attack dogs for the US in its dreams of world conquest
that article is no different from anything the US state department puts out, right down to pretending ISIS isn't a US creation

no I mean poleaboo's posts when he was acting like a nonce
post it

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east yorkshire mentioned
no surprises there

Japan would be class

Feel your pain tho, uni is a bit overrated - or maybe that's because I'm in the pre exam lull/self hatred phase

can we hold off until after Friday night? I'm going out for the first time in ages, kind of wanna see how it goes.

Do you want a british mate who sleeps on your couch, eats your food and gets you in hilarious situations by any chance?

>secular dictator

Cannot imagine how much of a brainlet you have to be to believe this.

Let's examine the evidence shall we

>Saddam, literally claimed descent from the Prophet, engaged in sectarian genocide, had a copy of the Quran written in his blood
>Assad a member of the hardline Alawite sect, stuffed the upper ranks of his army and government with other Alawites, also engages in sectarian cleansing regularly, is supported by an Islamic theocracy which executes people for sorcery
>Gaddafi, coined "Islamic socialism", tried to revive the Islamic dinar and wholeheartedly supported the Islamification of Europe

Ah yes, just the kind of secular dictators who should be in charge of massive oil reserves and will certainly be friendly towards the West which relies on them.

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did you go to a New England boarding school?

Orchards gay with blossom,
Beauty, there to see,
Hollows where breeze is tender,
Moorlands where wind breaks free;
Sowing, Lambing, and Harvest,
Overlooked by Giant Clee,
Hop Kilns, Farmsteads, and TENBURY,
This is happiness for me;

>Lincolnshire
>Shropshire
wasn't expecting that

Except he is. Have you been absent the past fortnight?

How much most porn involving black girls has them get all oily?

are you the rich yank?

think they use oil

>he doesn’t vote conservative
Imagine being such a pleb

alt-right.com/2017/11/17/putin-refers-to-torah-as-basis-of-his-values/

alt-right.com/2018/03/30/american-alt-right-still-blind-russia-putins-treachery/

huh...

>intervening in the middle east
>ever working out in our favor

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East Yorkshire is really nice though, outside of Hull anyway

it's spelled cat m8

girls

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>>he doesn’t vote conservative
>Imagine being such a pleb

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business idea: Yanks have to pay an excise to post in /brit/

no I'm a turtle lad

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hull mentioned

it is utter bullshit

and yet rorke will continue voting for tories and ukip to sustain this inequality

Poleaboo's blog is so entertaining. It's nice to laugh AT someone, rarely get to do that IRL.

>alt-right.com
didnt even hover near the link

>had a copy of the Quran written in his blood
this was like the most sacrilegious thing in the history of Islam though.

Don't have a job or any money

Cause if you're not really here
Then the stars don't even matter
Now I'm filled to the top with fear
But it's all just a bunch of matter
Cause if you're not really here
Then I don't want to be either
I wanna be next to you
Black and gold, black and gold, black and gold

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mad how Brits still go to Cyprus when it's just off the coast of Syria

the image is hugely cherrypicked and massaged by various things, mostly the date it was made just soon after the financial crash. shropshire in particular is wrong, it's not poor at all.

damn it

>also engages in sectarian cleansing regularly

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>alt-right.com

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that's not the official website, that's some blogger copycat

altright.com/ is the official address

dont care what happens in the middle east as long as it doesn't spill into europe

That's a Tarq, yep.