/brit/

dont see how i assumed your gender?

pretty kino series of posts desu

just buried a stinkin great hatchet in the backgarden

holding out hope

op you fucking cunt what did i say last thread?
i need a 3 minute warning before you link an early new
otherwise my post winds up getting lost in the post-link detritus
we all deserve better than this and i think you owe all of us a heartfelt apology

heh am actually following this person

need a girl to brap on my balls while i fug her missionary

twitter is funny and you can actually learn something about British culture

never would've though it, and maybe its just a phase, but yeah i definitely always thought a girl im happy with would've been enough.

Idk, see a lot of fit girls, and get attention from some on occasion and it makes my mind wander.

Id definitely never cheat, but itd be nice to date someone that im incredibly attracted to, not just someone that has a pretty cute face.

In the end, if I broke up with her id probably fuck around and then be devastated that I ruined a good thing.

family and friends love her. probably couldnt get that agin.

follow me lad
twitter.com/SiphNdlovu

Want to start a punk band named Generation wank

/brit/ is honestly the closest you could ever get to meeting a load of young British guys without actually being in the UK. you have all the cultural info you could ever need right here.

Why isn’t watching porn in public socially acceptable yet?

The sexy girl in my class today got me horny so I wanted to watch some porn during lecture but couldn’t for fear of ridicule.

need a wank but the spaff rag is in the wash

falling deeper in love with the oneitis lads

why are kikes so disingenuous at all times?

>EYO WHITE BOI, COME HOME TO MOMMA

>I NEED ME A LOL WHITE BABY

>I'M A CHICK, I SWEAR

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puttng my mind over matter (dont even know what this one means)

hope no one has booked a flight to Beirut after thursday

*Messes you about*

Alright but you follow me first
twitter.com/MAXIMUMKRUSHEV

Giving it my best shot

Cum into ur belly button then crab walk to the bathroom

pretty frustrating situations to be in. wish you the best of luck chaps

Have the option at work to wear business casual instead of the usual dress pants and shirt. Not sure whether the stress of having to pick out casual outfits is worth it, vs. just putting on standard work stuff.

youtube.com/watch?v=rOjkgLH7V-k
hmmmmmmmm

said it before and ill say it again
need her to crush my head like a melon with those thighs

ah yes British culture......

Only thing I look forward to in life is GTA 6 and losing my virginity

alt-right.com/2018/03/30/american-alt-right-still-blind-russia-putins-treachery/

huh...

honestly though, thats accurate. what else do you need?

That milliondollarextreme lad has gotten AWFULLY esoteric

Whats a good detective film to watch lads?

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had a big cry today lads

nose got all stuffy afterwards and i couldn't breathe through it

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stop defining yourself by what you're against and start defining yourself by what you're for

that's not you but i'll give the profile a follow

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french connection

>come on user. have a go then

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fush n chups
the queen
Sherlock

Just spied at the Facebook of my ex from 5 years ago. She's got a kid now. Fair play to her.

who has the best chang on the DNMs these days

everyone who posts in /brit/ apart from the so called "personalities" are girls
prove me wrong

Wonder if Jow Forums exacerbates the attention-seeking tendencies many of the posters here seem to exhibit

>el sog follows this account
>el sog also follows Alan's twitter

what the fuck is going on
maybe it wasn't a leftypol discord after all but a leftypol twitter community

*puts on lofi hip hop radio - beats to relax/study to*

probably doesnt

boys don't cry. sort it out, pal.

this pic inspired me to think of a new use for a pillowcase

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>WHITE BOI... GIVE ME YA PUD PUD

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*cuddles up with you*

oh shit
thought this was just gonna be another fake meme

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tried my hand at pixel art lads

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. r
r a r e
r
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>alt-right.com
You repost your retarded cuckservative trash, I repost my hat.

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>YOU'RE NOH 'AVIN ME FOOKIN' PUDDIN'

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You'd be better served with soma.fm honestly. Groove Salad is closest to that kind of stuff.

m.youtube.com/watch?t=22s&v=eGKDBKIUSs8
Unironically good

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having a crack at it

Pretty neat lad

have my eyes on the prize

Isn’t that kid half reddit?

will be curious what will happen to this lad if he actually manages to grow old and not die young
he'll look like a weird old man with all those tattoos ahah

She's either vomit-inducingly hideous or intensely shaftable, there's just no in between

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poo nigger

subscribe for more

going to grow my fingernails out so i can slit my throat with them

staf-ford-sheye-er

It actually is. Its my futile attempt at getting closer to commie slags, but I have too few followers.

Whats alans twitter?

the word lad is used so often here to try maintain the illusion that we're all male

cuntessa

thick cunt

I miss emo kids. They made me seem cool by comparison in high school.

Going to grow my nails out so I can sever the clit of any girl I finger

Yeah lol

Doesn't make any sense as pairing but at least he's white

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London?

drag a razor across your throat

to try to*

thick cunt

need a pool but there's kind of an unwritten rule about not pooing after 9pm

just joined the davepol discord

Wish I could cry

Got a lot of stuff to let out but I'm emotionally constipated

She probably weighs more than him Jesus.

i am not aware of any such rule

love seeing losers wandering around campus - makes me feel so much better about my pathetic self.

twitter.com/N13706542

*choke slams you onto the ground*
*wraps my hands tightly around your scrawny neck and squeezes as tightly as I possibly can*
*I crush your windpipe and you die horribly*
fucking yanks...

good post
you sound very unfemale

Bet nobody else here has actually seen the Queen before

Really wondering at this post

been edging for 3 days so far
bit worried my poor willy wont work when the gf gets back from abroadon Friday, but its too close to wank now and risk being wornout when she arrives

wish
me
luck