/brit/

haven't wanked in FOUR days lads!
that's the longest i've gone without a yank in nearly 20 years

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bollocks poo cunt shite willy

youtu.be/E0HzNePL-XM

life
used to be gooooood
now look at what i've done

She looks dead inside 2bh.

british girls are almost always either ugly or shaggable but rarely ever qt

>tried to get with girl on freshers
>she asks what tyre pressure my front tyres have
>tell her 31psi
>she suddenly remembers she left the oven on in her accommodation

Nowt wrong with anime

upperclass ones usually are cute though

Wanked literally 3 minutes ago and I feel GREAT

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*revs the engine*

most female pornstars are
it's why I can only cum over gay porn

wish I could shove a stick of dynamite up my arse, at least I'd make the evening news

The year is 2020 and you awaken from cryostasis just in time to see the view as you pull into Neo York Bay
youtube.com/watch?v=Ko6aCLVDUYM

Unironically fire.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=dmojA7pLvsc

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because they're french

proper peng tho

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Gay porn is worse. They can't even maintain an erection during sex.

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wouldn't know

I want to stab you to death
literally disembowel you and make you watch your own guts spill out

the so-called "gf"

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reckon if slags weren't slags and didn't lather on a tonne of make up there might be a few more cuties about

BIG DOUG'S IN THE HOUSE

That’s why I think all gay pornstars should use viagra, I can only cum if all the willies are as stiff as a board.

>325
wow I'm surprised

yeah a lot of them do
different strokes for different lads

*barks at a sea gull*

do sub/dom relationships ever work in reverse
I've only ever seen the girls as the subs
asking for a friend

stealing my jokes are we, alright lad alright

m.youtube.com/watch?v=dmojA7pLvsc
This is literally a good song though lads despite what he looks like

girls are always subs unless they're mental cases

I think that brexit should mean brexit and the bloody government should just get on with it!

no it isn't you fucking degenerate piece of shit
it's fucking awful and rotting away the moral fabric of society
it's muttcore

*Plots a scheme with all the other Dougs*

can't stop thinking about her lads

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the quality of posting in this general took a real nosedive this thread

it wasn't me, it was an impostor but i will suck your willy to make it up to you
*gets down onto knees*

brothers recall to me times of deep sorrow for it is good for the soul to speak of such things and brothers if ye need to weep than ye must weep for we are all animals clothed from being naked and but still babes upon soil so tell me brothers talk to me I Love You

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can a nigger get a which-order?

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Why doesn't the government just admit they got it wrong!?

think brexit should mean the liquidation of parliament and the accepting of Brussels as the single governmental authority

*kills u*

gonna have a wank, then got my self employment meeting tomorrow, but nervous desu. Woman told me to print of stuff but not gonna and just gonna bring my laptop in lol

feeling frustrated that i'm not living in 90s australia

You gave away you aren’t the real doug, we are all aware that i the real Doug absolutely love and dare I say it fancy 6ix9ine.

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do you see anyone else replying to these namefags?
no
don't give them a way around my filter please

sounds a bit gay desu

he can fuck off
the lad you need to suck off is ME
wrap those cute lips 'round my eight incher right now

ADVAAAAAAANCE AUSTRAAAALIA FAAAAIIIIR

Shotgun the uggo in the white

youtube.com/watch?v=GLQcThRLmjw

nottingham accent

better turn on the old wiggum charm

youtube.com/watch?v=9h_4sgVw58s

really makes you ponder

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can't wait until this grim spic dies of a fentanyl overdose

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I don't get it

>told to do one thing
>doesn't do it

real go-getter here

pengstralia

mate she's the pengest of the lot

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Fookin' 'ell that's a lot o' grass
Reckon I could smoke it all in one swift inhale

Your flag looks like a cheap knock off of my flag.

brothers let me tell of you when i was in love she was the daughter of a rich man and one day as we sat in the greenery of the garden, and brothers it was a fine day for grief for she wept into my arms and said, "campenero, father says he knows of us and will kill you if we see eachtother again" and brothers i said unto her "let him kill me for without you i would rather die 10,000 times" and we wept into eachothers arm until the navy of the night

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>kill the sojko
what's a sojko?

Not heard of Resexual before.

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Me on the left

he's making a reference to an old Jow Forums joke that paralleled tire pressure with force of erection; you'd know this if you weren't a noobie

Unironically a hype banger
m.youtube.com/watch?v=rFzSVcfrZ0Q

youtube.com/watch?t=63m42s&v=LZuKismKj_c

1 hour 3 minutes 42 seconds in for a giggle, lads

Sick fit desu

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durham mentioned

Nice eyeballs there

Shit eyes

>BRAAPP

that has to be a joke

>Resexual: to feel attraction towards an ex, or to someone after significant time away from them has passed
Literally /brit/

it's being into your supposed gf responding to your texts and messages; it's really fringe and bizarre, don't know anyone in it

How do brits listen to this depressing shite day in day out

All real dougs love 6ix9ine you imposter.

Flat as a board

What are you listening to?

what depressing shite?

what depressing shite?

youtube.com/watch?v=6JCLY0Rlx6Q

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj39BNe5SCw
Unironically love this m8

>Jow Forums
never go there I stay in the Chad boards like Jow Forums /sp/ and /ck/

This is true Dougcore
youtube.com/watch?v=LjMguKlazBg

fb.com/ThisMorning/videos/10156474546007122/

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I was making it up you buffoon

*uses the n word*

do queers not look at this and feel deeply patronised?