El Güero

I just got back from living in Guadalajara, Mexico for almost a year. Ask me anything.

And remember, Latinas master race.

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How many different HIV strains are you currently harboring?

What have you been doing there

are you a MAGApede?

No scares so far.

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I've been teaching English and trying to learn Spanish. So hard, people mumble a lot down there. I'd say i'm conversational.

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Tell me about the grills

Why is the city so god dam dirty?

>implying you aren't a proxy troll

How many did you fuck?

Why you don"t marry one?

Only 4, mexican women are awesome though. There are some fine ass chicks in Jalisco.

Honestly, Mexicans are pretty sloppy lmfao. Even Mexican neighborhoods here in the States are dirty. But yeah, that city is filthy in some areas. Once you get outside of it though everything changes.

How are they in bed?

I think its hard. Finding a girl down there is easy, but actually committing to her is different. Then i would need to get her to come all the way to the states with me without her family. Mexican women are very traditional. Defiantly possible, but man when you date Mexican women, you basically dating the entire family.

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You're white, you can get every pussy you want in Mexico

What about the beheadings? Werent you afraid of los zetas or also kek

¿

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They are shit, ugly as fuck, uneducated, fat and will only want you for your money/citizenship. Be prepared to wake up without a kidney too.

This also MAGA fuck Mexico we're going to pay for the wall

cute mexican girls thread ?

also mexican school girls are the best thing in this world

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MODS

Fuck yeah, the cartels are terrible man. If you stay out of their way your fine. Their real beef is with other cartels, and even the police.

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Have you tongue fucked a latinas spicy guaca dot yet?

Fuck... i need to tonguefuck a latinas asshole before i die

>Ass injections
Disgusting

nice
is there a set of her or something

Evidence you nigger.

That thot is more plastic than my fleshlight

man the beaner posting the good stuff got banned

Aside from the fact here ass to waist ratio is beyond a pornstar's, it's all fat. You see the "cottage cheese" effect on the sides a bit. We're in a new age of thotery, Amerilad. One were hoes with dough get liposuction and have the fat relocated to their asses. It's what the kardashians do, for example

Hahaha! There is more STDs in your country than in tacoland mohammed

>clearly edited boobs and waist
She should take a photoshop tutorial tbqh

jlksjal

They just deleted our posts

Mods with shit taste at it again. Letting el plástico stay and deleting everything else

Reporting you to ICE

Streets are full of dog shit

where in Guadalajara did you lived, what other parts of Mexico did you visit? (im assuming you at least went to Tequila and Vallarta)

provando si no estoy baneado

>Mexicans on Jow Forums have spent months accusing each other of being the gringo sexpat who lives in Guadalajara when they don't like a post from other Mexican flag
>Gringo sexpat finally reappears
>everyone rushes to suck his cock

Wow, so this is the power of being Mexican...

Es bueno sí

MERDA?

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