/dixie/ Southern US & Friends

>KoTH called it years ago
Hank is a prophet

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Dum dum thanks

Wow, G*rgians fall to mere watermelons? You are clearly no match for the GLORIOUS ARIZONAN MASTERS.

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uma delicia....

anybody here a cuckold? :)

Proud GEORGIAN BULL here

yeah

no worries

drop by /dixie/ anytime senpai

what does crocodile taste like?

Cross between chicken and fish kinda, but more like chicken
Really good but rare here in Texas

Unironically tastes like chicken

like chicken, not even joking

the texture is tough like beef, but the flavor is like frog/freshwater fish and chicken

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Also, threadly reminder

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Chicken

If you like weird plants, we've got plenty. For example, this is an Ocotillo. They look like dead sticks for most of the year, but when it rains, they sprout hundreds of leaves. Like nearly every plant in my area, it's covered in spines.

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/agrarianism/

Ever had any spoopy experiences in the desert? Only been to West Texas once, but didn't get too much a chance to explore the wilderness

If singles I take a shower and go to bed

>Fouquieria species do not have a particularly close resemblance to any other sort of plants; genetic evidence has shown they belong in the Ericales.
fascinating plant, its a really unique species

its in the same order as tea plants, blueberries, and azaleas but only genetically

/dixie/ is rly comfy rite now tho

>showering before bed
do you live in bizarro world?

interesting
how much does it cost to eat croc ?

I've honestly heard more than I've seen. No skinwalker tales from me. Had a camel spider run up my back once, though. That made my skin crawl.

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depends on if it's in season, if so then very cheap in places where you can hunt them

otherwise it tends to be expensive, especially the frozen gator meat

That's fuckin WORSE than a skinwalker holy shit

This guy shoots acid. Ain't he cute?

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SUFFER NOT THE ARACHNID TO LIVE

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I do this, too. Dunno why, it's nice though.
Get these away from me immediately.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CHOMP

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CHIM status: working on it...

KILL IT WITH FIRE

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Gotta get up early and I don't like to risk not being able to shower before class

Is that 4th wall crappery Elder Scrolls meme?

get er done

>"hey, can you get a word count on this website? I have someone who's asking about getting it translated"
>try to download the site so I know how many pages there are
>it starts downloading hundreds of blog posts and a fucking PDF cookbook
>"…yeah, can you get a Word document from them or something?"

Pic related I guess

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Salty milk and coins

Entitled to a Florida woman gf

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no but I take it up the ass if that counts

Like the cocaine just got blown into her purse? What a story, man.

Plantway editions are comfy

how do you download a site?

might be bad at probability and statistics but i can say with 95% confidence that i'm going to do shit on this exam lmao

its not a chatbot, theres a guy with a script who find the brony fag, because he always posts cropped brony pics

Eating pork rinds and thinking about state's rights again.

>not cracklin

same

but why

because he hates the brony posting cunt

just picked up my kids from school y'all

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a school of vegetables hahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

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thx bud
they should both be thrown from helicopters

i believe you could use wget too tired to look it up

South Florida is trash. I aspire to live in a comfy cabin in Idaho.

looks like i'm gonna fail probability and statistics lmao

maybe if the professor had practice problems/homework or chose a book that actually had problems related to the course material i wouldn't have to retake it

RIP

t. hombre cubano

i.ylilauta.org/40/466115c6.mp4

>cubano
You probably have sub-Saharan blood in you.

Want to switch places?

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with an hairless wait boi??
hell no

nice girl arms fag

full blooded polynesian
face tattoos and everything

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el finngol....

you better not post your arm, and trigger my with your fingernails again

Really makes you think.

what triggered you about them?
that i keep them short?

yes

literally why tho

JUST
let them grow, your hand will look better and finger nails are useful for many things

im constantly picking weeds out of pots and lifting heavy shit like rocks and trees

when they get longer they get dirty and are a nuisance

i dont think they get anymore dirty than short ones, i mean sure you have more room for dirt, but you can just wash your hands after you're done with ease

they do get dirtier, when there isn't room for dirt they stay cleaner

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Disgusting hairy ape.

regionless flaglett faggot

wait boii

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Whoops that almost flew over my head. Here you are.

>flow rida
your country is named after a nigger haha

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>your country
Wait a minute

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well state, but you know what my mongolian brain meant

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Hello

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>pizza with a fork

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Kys

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Pretty rude don't you think?

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Just ate a food, lads