/brit/

are you from the future

yes :)

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ritb

long gone

aeasthaethsaea

autismo finn

i was leaving anyway

don't go

madman
now do 5 in a day

/brit/ is dead. long live /brit/

Deh moar crootches ye have deh moar it hurts when theyre kicked out from onde ye

/brit/ is long

I want to have sex with the woman that you posted

>Argentinian officers fired after claiming mice ate half a ton of missing marijuana

blaze it

Lads, would you ever have a phone number with 666 in it?

same that's why I have it saved on my pc

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Fill in the blanks :

I want a _____
I need a _____

_____ poo___wank

___in___

Doing a _____

Going to destroy the Assad regime because of some pictures I saw on social media forwarded by rebel groups

Grrr it’s just like on that homeland episode!

>half a ton

christ did they think nobody would notice

‘Tis the morrow, lads

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good morning lads

business idea: fully automated bollock busting, ever hour on the hour

plan for today:
clean my room

There will be no peace on this planet until every single jew is removed from it

I would kick your fucking teeth in if we met irl you flid.

youtube.com/watch?v=5bLX06yR3wY

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>There will be no peace on this planet until every single jew is removed from it

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*Vines that stopped me from ending it all*

haha
hello red dit!

>>There will be no peace on this planet until every single jew is removed from it

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morning lads

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Hello brit
What time is it in Britain

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0835

08:36

youtube.com/watch?v=MZGXUZieyfA

A girl who's not my mother or sister has never touched me

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Worried Ill never find a wife tier woman

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funny to think certain generations are drawn to different boards
/tg/ for example is definitely a Gen X board. As is /out/, /diy/ and /ck/
Most of the big boards are Millennial boards. /tv/, Jow Forums, /a/, Jow Forums, /sp/ all draw that demographic. So do /lit/ and /his/
Some boards clearly attract the youngest, the Gen Zers. /fa/, /mu/, /b/, Jow Forums come to mind

Virgins/incels might bemoan women for being so unfair, but I'd be willing to bet that they're not putting in much effort to begin with.

Trash in trash out

Simple, progressive, perfect, perfect progressive. What a fucking joke

Simple is all that is needed - the rest is just wank

>/ck/
>Gen X

lmao nobody on there is over the age of 22

Alhamdulilah

Toil toil toil toil toil toil toil
Wonderful toil

lol a man died nigga
what is wrong with white people

No it's because I'm balding.

whenever I've lurked the tone of the board has seemed more reserved, mature, into older pop culture stuff, much like Gen Xers

hello

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considering saying fuck it and going out to the streets in order to save up for a car

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Add /v/ and /vg/ to gen z.

It really is just taking care of yourself + putting yourself out there.

Even the biggest nerds from high school have gfs now. I'm still at kissless virgin at 21

yeah was uncertain about /v/ because they do have nostalgia threads about early 00s video games often, which would be a Millennial thing. But their way of posting, the memes they use, are all pretty Gen Z

Hi, I just completed university and the graduate job market is appalling. I have been told that this is the thread for business ideas. Anybody got any?

Hi Chris,

I'd just like to recommend that you move Jow Forums to the children's section.

All the best,
James

I think nostalgia threads are usually done by the older posters on the board. Vast majority seem really young to me though. I just can't get into it, modern games are all dogshit to me. Even at 21 I feel too old for that board. Prefer late 90s to 00s games.

Own it, just shave it all off.

Balding men look 1000X worse than bald men. It's like your hanging on to the very end. As soon as your hair starts to thin out, if you don't have the money for treatment you should just get rid of it.

a fast food restaurant with, ahem, "chesty" women as waitresses;)

Drumpf is a racist and is tearing this country apart

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Pissed myself multiple times yesterday and have just put on my joggers and they smell like pork scratchings.

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

>Just be yourself bro

a machine that pulverises your testicles on a routine schedule

Gf keeps sending me those shitty meal preps and pictures of puppies on Instagram wish she'd fuck off

Slap her.

I look awful shaved. Tiny skinny head.

I need to figure out treatment options. Does fin work?

Maybe you're just destined to be ugly.

>fUCK
>oFF
>nEURO
>tYPICAL

My father was bald and never shaved his head, and he got my mother just fine.

Have women changed that much?

But you don't wanna be high like me
Never really knowing why like me
You don't ever wanna step off that roller coaster
And be all alone
You don't wanna ride the bus like this
Never knowing who to trust like this
You don't wanna be stuck up on that stage singing
Stuck up on that stage singing
All I know are sad songs, sad songs
Darling, all I know are sad songs, sad songs

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Maybe he's just more of a man than you are.

Guess I just need to become more manly to compensate for losing the hair.

Maybe I'll start lifting.

>Maybe I'll start lifting
You'll look desperate.

start wearing a yarmulke

Have any of you told your parents about being khv? Might tell my mom. Too ashamed to tell my dad.

How does this even work! It's all too complicated.

How did all my ancestors manage to get girls if they were all bald.

better to be buff and desperate than scrawny and desperate tbqh

austalian aboriginals are ugl-

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They were just better people. Guess you'll be forever alone.

Adulthood began at way earlier ages in the past. There was no such thing as "teenagers" till the 50s.

Thinking of taking a break from random sex

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Looks like her head was deformed during childbirth

Yeah better to be a skinnyfat runtoid

Guess that's it for me then. Missed my chance.

Hopefully some kind of treatment will work.

They really do look like some primitive proto-human, same with blacks. Genetically I think they both legit might be different sub-species.

Loved her in Oblivion

he's just trying to demoralise you and blackpill you
There's always hope, lad
Even eggman got a gf

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>Even eggman got a gf
Man I've been out of the loop for a while. When did that happen?

She looks grim