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>He doesn't realize that the whole existence of anglos is just a tool to help foreigners learn English and interact with each other

WAKE ME
SHAKE ME
PLEASE DON'T LET ME SLEEP TOO LONG

ANU? what're you studying lad

final exam in 2 hours

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engineering honours

MY GPA
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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toil in 2 hours

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can someons gas out the weebs in /ausnz/

why are there so many there

*sends you a mail bomb*

going to die today

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grim
so glad I'm not a mathsrunt

tinky winky died from alcoholism recently

Really want a jewish wife.

imagine being an

australian
national
university
student

there is literally nothing wrong with anime

Jeremy Corbyn MC

20th best in the world sweetie
australia is the next educational powerhouse as we assimilate all the asians

christ

it isnt as bad as it looks

been messaging this Australian hapa girl every day
she's much more easy to message than my gf and she has a nicer fanny too

is this english?

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anus

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imagine moving to canberra to go to university
people ACTUALLY do that lmao

why do the targeted ads think I'm in Torquay haha

Why did you post this.

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H-how do you know about her fanny lad

just bought some arctic monkeys tickets

can australians get amazon next day delivery on stuff if they live miles from anywhere?
could really mess jeff bezos about by moving to alice springs, getting amazon prime, and ordering next day delivery on three aussie dollars worth of obscure stuff every day
have those amazon lads running around like headless emus

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honestly wish I was smart enough to do engineering, seems grueling

wholeheartedly agree that this gas attack and the last one were rebel false flags to get more US aid

sickening

>>>tumblr

everybody just uses auspost which is the worst piece of shit national post agency in the world

hope you enjoy the gig
i like a few of their songs but i find as a whole their career has been overrated
i do hear they're one of the best live shows going though, or were in their prime

been trading nudes innit
she's obsessed with my thicc white cock

My brothers deeeead

poste italiane would like a word m8

There was a gas attack in Syria? Isn't that prohibited by international law

yeah but it was done by the rebels

Just leave the gf then?

give us a little look will ya hehe x
(of the fanny)

got solicitors calling me asking for 52 grand hahahaha
i ain't got two pennies to rub together mate hahahahaha

>leave a relationship just because I like seeing nudes of other random girls halfway across the planet
dumb idiot
do you think guys who watch porn should break up with their gfs too?

actual cope

syria's ambassador said on the record that it was israel and the usa making shit up
he's invited everyone to go look at the site, send aid there if they believe the story etc

Just did a poo and I can feel the emptiness of my bowels. Very quick and clean, just lumps no constipation or messy liquids. When I wiped there was basically nothing left too, you could eat off my arsehole it was so spotless. Very pleased with that. Strong healthy poo. No fuss, no problems.

*gas attacks you in the face while you're sleeping*

For what lad?

yer father would be proud

R.E.M>the s(oy)miths

what do you attribute your bathroom efficiency to?
have had some real sloppy messes on my hands the last couple of days

liked the arctic monkeys when they were relatable young normal lads from the north

don't really like all the posing and fake american accents

Can't be fucked for WW3 tbqh lads.

not sure if I have haemorrhoids or just a very lumpy anus

motorcycle hire, for about 14 months if I remember, it was back in 2016

ASIA FOR THE ASIANS, AFRICA FOR THE AFRICANS, WHITE COUNTRIES FOR EVERYBODY!
Everybody says there is this RACE problem. Everybody says this RACE problem will be solved when the third world pours into EVERY white country and ONLY into white countries.

The Netherlands and Belgium are just as crowded as Japan or Taiwan, but nobody says Japan or Taiwan will solve this RACE problem by bringing in millions of third worlders and quote assimilating unquote with them.

Everybody says the final solution to this RACE problem is for EVERY white country and ONLY white countries to “assimilate,” i.e., intermarry, with all those non-whites.

What if I said there was this RACE problem and this RACE problem would be solved only if hundreds of millions of non-blacks were brought into EVERY black country and ONLY into black countries?

How long would it take anyone to realize I’m not talking about a RACE problem. I am talking about the Final solution to the BLACK problem?

And how long would it take any sane black man to notice this and what kind of psycho black man wouldn’t object to this?

But if I tell that obvious truth about the ongoing program of genocide against my race, the white race, Liberals and respectable conservatives agree that I am a naziwhowantstokillsixmillionjews.

They say they are anti-racist. What they are is anti-white.

Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white.

will honestly join the russians imo they've got their heads screwed on right

which personality was it?

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independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/arctic-monkeys-tranquility-base-hotel-and-casino-fan-reactions-announcement-a8290716.html
reddit

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Shiiiiiiiiiiiiite. Have to get out of bed and put on a suit

good post

the people who work directly for stuff like the UN, NATO or the EU are always insane
too shit to get a job in national politics so they get into international politics

If you are nice to me then I will be nice to you

>there are still runts here trying to force their shitty doug meme

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What's your diet like lad

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Didn't know she was around the world lol

all about how you sit on the shitter desu. I often go on streaks of 10+ ghost shits (no shit residue on anus)

Kind of want to go to brazil.

Not a pedo btw just like the look of the country.

Let it build up and fester for a bit then let rip once you’ve collected a substantial amount. You need to let the poo harden, then push as hard as you can in order to shoot it out. The last thing you want to do is to poo when your bowels are only half full. Also do NOT stop pushing when the poo is halfway out your anus. This tactic results in the poo breaking up, potentially releasing messy liquids and odors. You should never stop pushing.

Mind your own fucking business.

best one so far

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How can they consistently use helicopters/planes in their false flags if they have access to neither

youtu.be/kq6TlS_4p8Y

what the fuck is this

is that right? i assumed it was purely diet
do you put something under your feet to lift your knees into a tighter squat position?

is turtlemong a virgin

>easily as white as most """white""" americans

lol

Israel

pls
it's called a clean break

who cares

anyone else remember a tabloid headlime saying
STIPE TAKES IT UP THE PIPE
when michael stipe came out as gay?
i remember it very vividly and even remember seeing it online but now i can't find it
looks like it was purged from the internet

*slides into thread*

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Just got opinion raped

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43715680

lads?

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