How do people just eat eggs? What are you a snake or something...

Reptiliian master race's favorite food besides Human flesh.

when I was a wee kid my father offered me 100 euros to eat teaspoon amount of boiled egg, I didnt even try
fuck that shit

I have the same doubt regarding milk. Seriously, why would someone fondle a cow's tits to take the milk that should belong to it's offspring?

Probably a mother died in birth and they needed milk for the baby

It's fucking gross

Gonna ask my mom to make me grilled cheese when she wakes up though

I like soft boiled eggs because the semi liquid white reminds me of daddy's lewd juices

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I hate scrambled or hard boiled eggs.
Sunny side up or processed is ok.

You subhumans, eggs are top tier. But the white must be entirely cooked, I can't stand gooey transparent shit.

Do you like quiche OP? how about omelet?

its for braaaaap effect

I use to like quiche as a kid before I knew it was egg, omlettes no

I ate more than twenty hard boiled chicken eggs last Sunday during Easter.
They are a good source of protein and energy.
You just probably never ate a real egg in your life, and have mistaken genetically modified hybrid chicken fed with concentrated factory shit egg for real eggs.

He makes scrambled eggs in the microwave and adds milk to them

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> are you a snake or something?

SHUT IT DOWN THEY KNOW

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When a svrb gives me a colored egg for his Easter, i act kind and grateful, but i take that egg, oil it and shove it up my ass just so that i can shit it out. I shit on his multigod ritual implemented in orthodog cucktianity. I shit on your egg Dotty piece of shit

Huh? so you dislike eggs on principle, but not on noticeable egg taste? quiche doesn't really taste like egg desu

(you)

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Ok listen here you spoiled soylent drinking city dweller, had you actually lived through any hardships you would know that when you've been fooling hunger by eating bread and water,you will eat even raw eggs. Go outsite for once

hard boiled eggs only smell if they're overcooked.

I think it' just because i know it's an egg and then I can smell it

>You haven't lived through any hardships
>Go outside for once and you'll be begging to suck down some eggs

Jesus dude how bad is it in Romania?

Eggs are great, milk is better.

Milk is good, eggs are disgusting. Chickens literally shit them out of their cunts

So?

You’re that one kid who only ate mcdonalds or pasta with ketchup or else you’d retaliate.

Cows dont have kids 24/7, also when they give birth they produsce another type of milk thats more expensive.

>pasta with ketchup

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I found the Swedes favourite egg dish

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This desu