/brit/

londonpff.com/program/?from=singlemessage&isappinstalled=0

hmm
might go

*yawns*
right then, I'm off to reddit

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got a new keyboard

Put on a suit lads

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I'm absolutely leading this girl on, lads
Feel a bit bad but I can't stop myself

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blatently photoshopped dumb fuck

this new keyboard's shite

WTF I love men's crotches now

err

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just spaffed on my new keyboard

shouldn't be calling people dumb when you can't spell the word blatantly

Listening to cocteau twins

think i enjoy twitter more than /brit/ 2bqh

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good luck in the world cup

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The one on the left is the same age as me

imagine calling your band "the cock toe twins"

Very very disappointing arse.

Always pronounced it ca toe twins

are u also a nigger

the internet was a mistake

Cuckedtwo twins lads

I'm Italian so yes

the gf

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chill out with the racism alright

looks like her back just carries on

Between Sara, Rosy, Aisha and Summer, which is the most likely to become right-wing as they mature?

All virgins should face a firing squad

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Shes also the same age as me

imagine giving your band a name that you have to spell for people every time you tell someone

Rosie
notice summer got suspeneded in twitter top keks

Just call me scarecrow cuz these birds is nervous

can really tell the difference in the quality of your posts.

thinking of getting this

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This man is 36yo

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There can be no world peace with Jews existing lads
In order for humanity to survive we have yo kill every single last one of them

absolute queer

me too
might have to switch back to the other one

that was v funny

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She can shine my balls
Or she can knock my balls for six

What are you doing in America, Corbyn?

haha yeah italians aren't white i guess

Thinking about the 'cide. Never going to do it, just think about it a lot.

Try and listen to one album you've never heard before per day. Start to finish.

Queer as in weird, right? haha

We are BLACK
I could pass as a local in Sudan or Yemen

she can illegally tamper with my balls

the big brain phenotype

the effects of a soy overdose

She can put the new grip on my bat

business idea: shave the front part of my hair so it looks like i have a receding hairline and look older and therefore wiser

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just dye your hair grey and grow it out

got called a nigger in greggs

Shave it all off and look like a sage.

When this soy meme started my friend shaved his shit beard.
I laughed inside.

shoes tied enough lad?

Tell us what happened lad

got called a communist in percy ingle

too tired to wank

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it's raining
it's pouring
the old man is snoring
he went to bed
and bumped his head
and couldn't get up in the morning

Bologna

At least he's trying to improve himself

I was being a nigger in greggs

expert tucking there

What do you call this elf looking type of woman?
What genes? Germanic?
Turns me on.

haven't made a single speling mistake since i got this new keyboard
things are looking up

tune

decided to become a low IQ lefty lads
the supplies have arrived

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Thought that action made him look insecure.

youtube.com/watch?v=ngvnSfQMZDU

When we were young, we used to live so close to it
And we were scared and we were beautiful
And when I peered over the edge and seen death, if we are always the same
Oh, and I feel that nothing in life could ever be like this again
'Cause your love kept me alive and made me insane
There were moments when it seemed okay
(But I go back alone)
To this moment away, where do you stay?
(I go back alone)
There was a time when the music would play

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Australian, so probably one of you

really top quality post. I might have to invest in a new keyboard as well.

aхaхaх

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ye but why

is this real life

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Can't tell if this is hunger pangs or abdominal cramps. I've had 2 bananas, half a rice pudding, 2 rolls (1 buttered) and 1 slice of toast since Tuesday morning.
Gonna order a pizza when this sickness passes.

Business idea: create soyboy meme to cripple my market competitor, soylent

drink some water

>nutbeam

creasing

If you didn't care
What happened to me
And I didn't care
For you
We would
Zig-zag our way
Through the boredom and pain
Occasionally glancing up through the rain
Wondering which of the buggers to blame
And watching
For pigs on the wing

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How come Australia gets all the diamonds and we get the stone looking fat girls.