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I don't trust you retards ever since I learned you call it the 'hokey cokey'

There are millionaires in this thread that can afford to drive a car.

if by "it" you mean the hokey cokey then yeah, we do call that the hokey cokey

pathetic yankified rodent

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Cheers mate

Infantry
Mate it’s only the reserve, not like I’m going toe-to-toe with ISIS Mon-Fri I’m still a civvy

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Well?

Public transport is pretty good for me too. No need to worry about parking, no stress of driving, can read on the train, cheaper. Easy.

seen some here purchase tesco finest range

*glances at my rusting mid 90s hatchback that almost bankrupted me*
heh, u jelly poorfag

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It’s more like ‘okey cokey but yeah
What do you call it you spastic

*loses my marbles*

funny but sad
the fiancée has a grandma like this and she's just gone back into hospital, don't reckon she'll come out this time

actually cryin here hahaha

what?
sure I could buy a car, get insurance, pay for fuel, pay for parking somewhere vaguely near my place of work
but the fact of the matter is that it's going to cost considerably more than getting the bus
and if I were driving a car, that'd just be one more car with one person in it taking up more needless amounts of space on the roads

>oh but you can drive yourself anywhere with a car!
don't need to
shops are right near me
if I was going on holiday it'd be in another country, no need for a car there

my drivers license is simply a form of ID

Every country on earth other than the UK calls it Hokey Pokey. Australia, NZ, Canada; even IRELAND.

*puts my left foot in*
*puts my left foot out*

to distract myself from the pain in my abdomen I have sprayed my legs with deep heat

Nice digits
Thought infantry was for hard cunts and hard cunts only.
Are the reserves considered a joke?

I’m back to claim what is rightfully mine, and that’s the world, because I hold it in my hand.

more like hayley chebwell

Need lily white gf

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YOU DO THE PUT ANNAV SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE

AND YOU TURN AROUND

THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT

why are people so averse to going on holiday in the UK?
it's really nice learning about your own country and there are hundreds of interesting places to go

I crush my balls in a vice whenever I want to distract myself.

in actual tears over here

that sounds fucking stupid

any lil xan man in?

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think poor people get worried about looking poor

Want to explore various places in England and go up that big hill in wales at some point.

Where have you been that you'd recommend?

been there done that

Favourite TV Show : Cant pay we'll take it away
Favourite Political Party : Conservatives

the UK is great
so much butter than other European countries

>not walking everywhere
Hello fat people that are pushed for time.

I want to fuck Julia garners holes

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where did you go?

Not one for mocking Yanks but 'burglarized' is such a crap word.

>work from home
>have a car purely for leisure

TOILERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Think Arrested Development is a decent show

>hokey pokey
Jesus wept, I’ve heard it all now

Lads, what should I do about this protogf still in contact with her ex situation then? On the one hand, she's lied to me and is hurting him and me but on the other hand, I have a good chance of losing my virginity to this girl.

parts of cornwall, parts of wales, parts of derbyshire, norfolk, brighton, skegness, scarborough, to name a few

VERY fat bird on my roof
absolute unit

Anyone else incredibly intelligent here? Not met a single person who could keep up with me without resorting to intellectual fallacies when debating the white ethnostate, boss even fired my because I busted his arse so bad in debate lmao, probably couldn't handle the shame

Should've SEEN his face when I called him out on his "no true scotsman" fallacy in front of all his employees lmao

*puts on my flappy cap*
*does the hokey pokey on the lounge in the lounge*

text her 'please can i have sex with you?'

so you don't have a counter argument then, cager?

racist

Not a massive fan of those uni educated types that lack self-awareness.
Sure you can read books but you can hardly cross the road without getting ran down by a fiat.

Dunno to be fair but yeah the Reservists (used be called the TAs) often get the piss taken out of them, especially by full time soldiers

Gareth in the Office was a TA and it was one of the jokes always surrounding him. But I figure it’s a good way to develop myself, travel a bit and just have something g to do in the evenings/weekends

cities:
Edinburgh is properly lovely, London is worth exploring a bit as well. Despite all the memes there's loads of great stuff to do there. York is pretty as well but less to do obv. Bristol is nice but i get the feeling it's better to live there than to visit

towns:
Ludlow on welsh borders, nice medieval town
loads of peng towns/villages in the cotswolds

countryside/rural:
the outer hebrides are properly weird/different and worth visiting
snowdon and scafell pike are both good little hikes, ben nevis is shit and boring as a walk but the scottish highlands are beautiful
Cornwall/devon is pretty as well

Need to arse fuck her

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i just have a car PURELY for leisure as work via internet at home

sound like povvo holidays 2bh
>Skegness
has to be a meme

SAS
saturdays and sundays

studying some shite my uni made me do because it needs more of my money

Domestic holidays cost more than foreign holidays

Most people aren't virgin freaks who want to go and see some gay castle

probably why lad, sorry you've got the 'tism

>sound like povvo holidays 2bh
yes my parents always liked budget stuff
though most stuff in the uk seems to be that

I was trying to find a quote from Gareth which is like: “we are just as well trained and disciplined as full time soldiers... we just can’t work weekdays”

>cost more than foreign holidays
for anywhere except a beach in the sun, this isn't true

Why YES let me pay shitloads to stay in my country, where it's freezing and raining to see some castle where Richard the seventeeth bummed his son in the throne room

Ahhhh yes, very fascinating hmmm yes, would MUCH rather do that than pay less to be on a beach

not the response i wanted, get defensive or call me a tarq please

Business idea: write some stuff on my face with a permanent marker and become a sound cloud rapper

ahh i forget people just go to the beach on holiday lool
sad stuff

feeling very sad again

being famous and knowing everyone has guns must be quite scary

Sit up straight
Stop slacking your jaw
Breathe through your nose

i hate the tomate

wahey! ahahahahahahaha

That's what a holiday is tarq, the average person spends 50 weeks a year toiling, all he wants to do is have 2 weeks off lying down not having toilberg breathing down his neck

Not staying in a caravan in a rainy, grim field looking at some rocks

>going on holidays

ahhhhhhhh
no no no
don't like moving about
just want to stay in my general area

do not touch Willie

going to butlins for my summer holidays

*honks your nose*
noot noot!

>Not staying in a caravan in a rainy, grim field looking at some rocks
triggered

Remember when I was 13 and the only people in the world I felt hatred for were glory hunters in football.

I miss being naive and young.

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you can do it over a weekend though? just hop in the german whip, drive up to Edinburgh on Friday night, stay in a cheapo airbnb for two nights, see the main sights and then back in time for tea on sunday
costs about as much as going out Friday and Saturday and getting a half g of coke, and is decidedly more fulfilling

Try having some self-respect.

Holidays when my parent's took me and my brothers camping are far better memories than when we went to some beach in a warm country

not having a proper holiday this year because we're saving for our wedding but we're both going to some friends' stag & hen dos
lads are in Marbella and the girls are in Bognor haha

Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now
The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his whole back city's ropes
It don't matter,
He's dope, he knows that, but he's broke
He's so stacked that he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

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cat vommed a hairball on bed

what THE fuck

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You have to make the world a merrier place.

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you still hate glory hunters?

rip lil bun bun

don't like that bunny related video, me