/cum/

>all of the clubs at my uni are shit
looks like i will never have a social life haha

join clubs

Make a /cum/ club

its that wonderful time of year when midterms come around and I have a 5 page paper , a 10 minute presentation, and 3 midterms to study for

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have considered joining clubs?

>joining a club you're not interested in
ishygddt

join a club for your favourite sport

i'm alive

you're dead to me

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Ok

Good morning, /cum/

Don't forget to do your best today.

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im in love with a girl at my school that looks kinda like this.

ive spoken to her Twice, hehe.

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my final exam is tomorrow and I should be studying, but i'm here
at least I was somewhat productive by making a new thread lol

shant

w-why cana????

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to many educationfags ITT

I'm learned roodposting from you

nooooo, cana u shouldn't learned those things !!!

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v excited to not be in school next year

my dad told me him and my mom used to run a successful mail order bride web service in Ukraine back in the 90s

samefag btw

fuck toronto

Will you hold me, please? I trying hard to breath. Stop me from crying.

What's wrong

Sorry about the spic hate posting yesterday

i forgive you user

I love this song

Sounds like a gay ass song

We're all gay here so it's okay :3

That's actually pretty normal, saw a farmer guy poke a hole in a cow once to let gas out too

No

For what reason? Doesn't it hurt the cow?

It doesn't hurt them. It allows the farmer to monitor the cows digestion

What the fug lads

If cows eat certain plants under the right conditions it begins to ferment in their first stomach and build up a lot of gas that will kill them unless it is released. So they have this tool that just pokes a hole in them. Cows can take some pain.

my emotions are all jagged up, i dont like being human. I wish I was an android with a spaceship

Go outside and enjoy the sun
then you will be happy

*pokes a hole in you*

If you're still eating animal meat in 2018 you need to KYS

what about dairy, a product of rape?

Any products that exploit the well being of animals should be illegal

>/cum/ full of soyboys
Sad! Many such cases!

This

many dead, including women and children, in mindless CHEMICAL attack in Syria. Area of atrocity is in lockdown and encircled by Syrian Army, making it completely inaccessible to outside world. President Putin, Russia and Iran are responsible for backing Animal Assad. Big price to pay. Open area immediately for medical help and verification. Another humanitarian disaster for no reason whatsoever. SICK!

Would /cum/ like to be put in cryogenic preservation?

Never said when an attack on Syria would take place. Could be very soon or not so soon at all! In any event, the United States, under my Administration, has done a great job of ridding the region of ISIS. Where is our “Thank you America?”

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Touching

It's mostly a scam, but yeah why not.

No, just toss me in the river when I die

Why dont humans have knots?

What knot

muscle knots

i fuckin HATE my life

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thoughts on thosts?

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My dogs got stuck once in each other, I had to break them apart and my male dog's peepe was really red then the next day it turned purple and I had to take him to the vet. He said it was gangrenous and they had to cut it off.

Big fan of Korean thots

>Cows can take some pain.

they're gonna die anyways lol amirite

The dog penis one

I don't hate those digits

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>The dog penis one

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where did he go lol

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No soyboy, I mean they don't seem as sensitive as pigs or dogs when it comes to their skin. And releasing the gas relieves the pain of a swollen stomach.

Christ

is

Bologna

my

>gets called soyboy by a soyboy

JUST

Former co-worker of mine almost had his peepee cut off by natives once.

Tell story

>systems guy not responding

why don't they just fire him? he's like this all the time

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fuck his bp

cana

Shit...

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Anyone ever had their dick in a ass and a pussy? I've fucked girls in the pussy but I've never had anal sex. Compare and contrast for me please

why would you want to insert your penis in a place where poop comes out from

I wanna have my dick inside the Dane's bp

>tfw benis will never be in bagina

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Dunno. Used to play with my butt hole when I was younger, probably has something to do with that

new thread

I liked getting on the shower floor and left the water run on my ass

>work at a landscaping service in rural area
>contracted to cut trees down, mow lawns on the side of roads, trim bushes away from signs, shit like that.
>everyone there except the owner and his son is just a young person trying to make some money over summer
>except this one 50 year old alcoholic loser type guy who has no other job
>let's call him bob
>one day Bob doesn't show up for work
>this is pretty typical of Bob to go on benders
>when he comes back everyone asks him where he was, nice to hear a bender story
>he tells us he was at a native reserve that he likes to go to because the women love you if you bring some beer
>so he buys a bunch of beer and tries to fugg the sad native women
>but this time instead of a toothless blowjob from an alcoholic native woman a bunch of dudes show up
>they are super pissed this white guy is fucking native women and getting them drunk
>take him outside and pull his pants down
>they have a can opened by a can opener, going to cut his cock off
>by this time Bob is quite panicked
>fortunately for him the RCMP were driving by, the native dudes all run away into the darkness as the cop car goes by
>Bob quickly leaves
>At this point all the workers at the landscaping place asked him if he'd ever go back to the native reserve and he was like "ehh maybe not for a little while"

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get away from my bp

>measure penis for the first time in a while
>turns out i'm 13 cm (5.1 in) long, not 15 (5.9) as i thought

maybe i should just kill myself

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Buttholes are fun when tight but it doesn't take long to stretch out. Then you're basically fucking a poop canyon which does not quite feel as good as a regular ol vag

That does feel good

based Natives desu

did you gain weight, even a very small amount?

That makes sense. Vaginas are nice, it's been quite a while though..