Why do Americans speak English without speaking American?

speak american.

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why don't americans tie their shoes?

Why do you have that creepy thing on your flag?

atleast it's not an asshole

why do americans gargle their pepsi if they're dining out?

Why do Americans breathe, huh? Why do they do things like eat and drink water?

It's a wagon wheel, not an anus. :(
They do? Where did you see that?

tourists do this all the time. did you know americans eat their pets after they die?

>breathe
>eat
>drink
I wish they'd stop doing these things. Mass death of Americans would be glorious, earthquakes of a new era.

enjoy losing your country and the pacific to China/Russia once they're gone

hes probably chinese tbqh

Who is that qt?

god i wish that were me

40 years old mother

Would desu

how old are you?

sounds good

25

Not too old for teenagers, not too young for milfs.

Win-win

teenagers...Dangerous.

I'm a danger boy

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hella nigga burger dude