1. your cunt
2. is your cunt connected to the sea?
3. NORWAY IS COMING FOR YOU, WHAT DO???!?!?!?!?!?
1. your cunt
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Can't they take a plane or a train? Going all the way by sea seems dumb.
You're END is coming, shitaly. We are coming!! Rome is first!
*sinks your fleet and steals your oil*
Your """"""missiles"""""" suck ass.
>cunt
>Over 9000 km of coastline by 2 oceans
>Hope you are coming on holiday
1.yes.
2.yes.
3.relax and enjoy.
Heh, you have no idea what lurks in our seas, do you?
I will kill any moster of yours. If we can hunt Kraken before breakfast, then we can surely hunt your creatures for lunch.
*Solos your entire fleet*
ggez
Teleports behind you.
1-2 A fucking island!
3 Hey Norway do you like Varadero
Very nice.
welcome to korea,
he-he-he ask the British...
attack you from the inside
can norweigian bois endure VERY humid japanese summers?
Oh no.... please don't
Not sure.
Off to nauru with you
Teleports under your ass
Sorry, nothing personal Norway
>starts pounding n*rwegian women and children with salvos from whitey killer 9000 while hundreds of thousands of conscripts storm the n*rwegian land border burning, raping and slaughtering all in their path
cute
Teleports under yours while under ours.
yes
yes
surrender
what are these meme things
Good. Now we are unstoppable. We will conquer the world with USA as our vassal.
Teleports explosives next to you
M*Doid destruction platforms
Noting personell kid
you have them too? now I want meme ships as well
Teleports aircrafts over you
N-NANI?!
Of course
Depends, can Norwegians survive the world's most dangerous pirate infested waters?
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You're not too far for our F-35s that are stationed in our mainland.
SOMEONE STOP THESE N*RD BULLS BEFORE THEY SINK OUR FLEET
You're on our side now, try to keep up.
Isn't Italy gonna make your F-35s also?
Brazil
Yes
Win, I guess
They don't have them today. We do.
Samurai
yes
we'll kick your ass
Too bad in that picture there are 2/3 of your F-35
We won't attack you. You have amazonas. We are never touching a hair on amzonas head.
O-OK JUST DON'T HURT US PLEASE
WE WON'T NEED MORE!! ROME WILL BURN!!!
You're our vassal now. We are gonna take Rome.
their navy roundel is cute af
Actually we have them
And anyway we have the eurofighters who are better
>actually firing on the whale huggers with the main gun
The absolute madman, okay you pass.
You just attacked us from our north border couple of days ago. What the FUCK Norway???!
Try again wh*te crakka
>eurofighters who are better
>4th gen fighters
You believe that or are you just memeing?
*blocks ur path*
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>norwegian power
Hahahaaha, you got real scared, it was a funny joke just to scare you. It worked. You pissed your panties, haha. Very funny, binland, very funny.
Just working shots in truth. The whale huggers just exaggerated like they always do.
*forces norvegian fleet to back off*
warning shots* wtf
I didn't know you guys had a carrier. I wished we had a powerful navy too.
Oh fuck
We have a carrier too. Isn't that normal when you have a navy?
We have 2
The last bastion against Nordoid world domination....
Not for cunts that have less than 1 trillion gdp.
>texas
>ye
>get in my canoe with my brown gf, my doggo(probably tape a kitchen knife to her head or something), and two 12 guages from walmart and prepare for war
>Hey what's this on the rada...
>*atchoo*
>FUCK!