/brit/

sounds like you can be one of the Beatles

sick of the rampant sundo-centric posts on /brit/

got a semi hard willy

Can play alot more than 3 chords but play them really shit

no we like to masturbate on saos though

sword art online?

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Come to my thread instead x

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>work nights
>waiting for something in the post
>decide to go to bed at half 9 in the morning
>wake up today and look in the post
>one of those royal mail delivery cards
>attempted delivery time: 10:00
>next available time for redelivery: Monday 16th
>Royal Mail delivery office is like 10 miles away
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

nah soggy sao m8, now more commonly known as soggy biscuit before the yanks discovered and bastardised it

how much you gonna pay me?

Bj? Lol x

>work nights
runt

I'm not a mentally ill bender I want money

If there are any Brits from Canterbury, Bath or Edinburgh can you please tell me what it is like to live there? I want a local perspective.

who cares the Ramones suck

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thought it was friday all day and just realised it was thursday

yeah but mbv are good

Ohhh I thought you were a girl...

America is at this point in time, the most evil country on the planet. They destroy countries and kill millions of people just so that some handful of American billionaires can make a few more billions.

And we are so used to it, that we don't even question it. When you stop and think about it, it's truly astounding what they are doing.

why did you stop psotig cara is it because you got a girlfriend?

probably a joke

aspergers: the post

what? why are europeans so weird

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>shitgaze
yea naw nigga they just drown out those same 3 shitty chords in fuzz and effects

Accidentally unplugged my earphones in the library and everyone heard my music lads

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smdh

twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/984448587332382722

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it stands for nonces

what were you listening to lad

you haven't got a clue mate

The Sundays

its den bosch

that's a robert smith pepe

Awkward part is she's in my class and uni isn't over for another month.

creasing
yankoids are mentally ill

>protection paladin

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You all need to stop mistaking me for the caralad. I'm not him. Literally the billionth time this happened.

staying in dublin tomorrow night lads

Just do the same to her lad and get pussy on the side

see you there

I KNOW EVERYTHING

DON'T FUCKING TEST ME

can i come?

the singer has a really nice voice

i've decided this will be the last /brit/

ok x

booked the coach to bruges

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gf talks to other people who are male

binning that whore as we speak

booked a table for one at spoons for tomorrow night

>I KNOW EVERYTHING

>DON'T FUCKING TEST ME

hmm. what time does the narwhal bacon then?

Only if you suck my willy a few times.

Not really no. Pretty much done everything myself.
Can't say lad. Shouldn't worry about such things.
Ah yes. The bent armchair critic.

you've literally fucked up mate

doxxing you as we speak

Any kissed a girl man in?

Really? 63 posts in and you link a fucking new?

kissed a boy (on his cock) before

My mate is unemployed currently and is selling ketamine to keep him going. He showed me a picture of some girl and her friends who whatsapped him looking to buy some and they were outrageously cute. Said he met them and they were all polite posh girls. Really made me think.

>Left wing politics is going further and further left...

Utter nonsense. The policies of "Comrade" Corbyn are far more centrist than the press would have you believe. What are the EXTREME left policies of the current Labour Party that have you so concerned?

Tommy/Stephen is just a gobby thug. No time for him. The few "truths" he spouts cover a mindset of fear, hatred and prejudice. There are valid right wing views that encompass what might at one time have been dubbed "One Nation Conservatism", and I acknowledge and respect those views. Indeed Treezer largely pitched her bid for the Tory Leadership in "One Nation" terms.

Stephen Christopher Lennon, Stephen Christopher Yaxley, Andrew McMaster, Paul Harris or Tommy Robinson is just a racist with a veneer of respectability who appears to appeal to some who should know better.

has he ever been offered sex for ket?

drugs are good

Ketamine's for brainlets

Can't say I approve

The lady covets a gentleman from __________

Anybody want to form a punk band named Generation wank?

If I can be vocals then yeh

Lad...

Don't play any punk rock instruments

In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies
Everything you think, do, and say
Is in the pill you took today

In the year 4545
Ain't gonna need your teeth, won't need your eyes
You won't find a thing to chew
Nobody's gonna look at you

In the year 5555
Your arms are hanging limp at your side
You legs got nothing to do
Some machine's doing that for you

In the year 6565
Ain't gonna need no husband, won't need no wife
You'll pick your sons, pick your daughters too
From the bottom of a long glass tube

In the year 7575
Still going to be doing that online Jow Forums jive
Gonna post on /brit/ "doin' a poo"
Maybe a "pissy shit bum wank" too

Woah-o-oh

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soundcloud.com/mndmchns/kids-with-guns

this is a real banger doug

Developing a fetish for posh mature women who still have good bodies with tanned skin and have greying hair that is well looked after

Let's go all the way tonight
No regrets, just Thailad

Best name for a cover band I ever saw was in the 90s, an Oasis one called 'No Way, Sis'. Wonder if they're still going.

You just hate him because he’s a proper lad and you are a virgin.

yes
youtube.com/watch?v=G8XMJmiOt7Q

listening to progressive house

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wag wan granddad

would greatly enjoy caving your skull in

Are you living in an episode of Skins?

>I will never kiss or fuck the girl in work

JUST FUCKING END IT ALL I'M SICK OF IT

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excellent post

I SAID DON'T TEST ME

This is where Tommy does let himself down. He says things that others are too scared to say due to political correctness, but then he'll ruin it by making comments that have racial undertones. His comments about Sadiq Khan being part of an invasion are just silly considering his parents were Irish immigrants.

Boromart, regarding your points. I agree - Tommy is no angel, although he's never professed to be one, but equally he has engaged in sensible debate with many muslims over the years. His interview with Imam Tawhidi is an interesting watch......

Ah yeah I know this feel all too well

If only I worked there a bit earlier

hate every cunt who has this cunting bag

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They were really big, stopped a few years back I think

forward-thinking domicile

Chuckie our la

I currently have a crush on a girl at work but I already live with my gf and it'll all end in tears if I even contemplate playing away