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奈良法隆寺乙

When children are adopted in Japan, is it the law that their family names have to be changed to the new family's, or can they keep their original name? I'm curious about this.

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I don't know why an adopted child would ever want to keep their original family name, especially if they were adopted as babies or something, they probably don't even know their original family name.

I'm just speaking legally. I want to know how things compare between countries and what people are allowed to do in certain situations.

Its not an answer to your question, but if you're interested in that topic watch this
youtube.com/watch?v=I50yAoCnA64

hi I'm white

hi mr. white

Ensegne-moi le français

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A family name of a child is changed to a family name of the foster parent.
Because all family names in family register must be same.
For example, in the case of Watanabe (adopted child) and Sato (foster parent), the adopted child's family name becomes Sato.

乙です
新緑の季節になったね!ヽ(・ω・)ノ

If Japanese people are really hentai then how likely is it that I'm going to be raped by a Japanese woman?

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There's no way around this? Once the child is an adult, can they appeal to change their name back? I just wasn't sure how set in stone the rules of the family register system were.

ファミチキください

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rude!

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There is a family register system in Japan.
Therefore, all Japanese are put in some family register and non-Japanese can't have a family register.
People who can have Japanese family register are only Japanese.
Therefore, when a Japanese and non-Japanese couple adopt a Japanese child, the child enters the family register of the Japanese wife, and the child becomes the family name of the wife.

www5a.biglobe.ne.jp/~ksoffice/page41.html
>但し、養親が日本人と外国人の夫婦で養子が日本人の場合には、日本人養親の戸籍に編入され(特別養子の場合には、まず養子の新戸籍が編成され、その後日本人養親の戸籍に編入されます)、その氏を称します。

Don't cry German Henati user (。pωq。)ヾ(・ω・`*)ヨシヨシ

スレ立ておつかれ〜!
画像いいね〜もう君がずっとスレを立て続けてくれ〜

お待ちどうさま!

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Oh, I don't mean if someone from outside Japan adopted, I just mean local laws for Japanese citizens. From what I can tell, the actual implementation of this can vary, but that might just be because I can't find clear information sources. Sorry, I'm not trying to be confusing.

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sorry.
I didn't think you had phimosis really.

That's not how I remember Ben-Ten
But I always wondered how his special "attacks" felt like...

user stop obsessing about penises...are you gay or something

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I would like to receive a special testicle massage

Normally, in the case of Japan, those who have doubts or problems in adoption consult with a Japanese lawyer.
And in order to change a name, a judgment of the Japanese court(domestic relations court 家庭裁判所) is absolutely necessary.
If courts allows persons to change their name, they can change their name.

courts.go.jp/saiban/syurui_kazi/kazi_06_20/

Here you go

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Do your country do Denkiamma(電気あんま) too?
ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/電気あんま

WOW I love japanese wikipedia now!

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フランスの人、まだ見てる?
中国で作られた粗悪な偽物が
日本で売られてるのってどーよ

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おはうー

Don't Germans do Denkiamma?
Also, in the pic related, It is a man - woman Denkiamma, but in reality, most of man - man Denkiamma.
Unfortunately... (´-_-` )

かなり笑えるwww
>フラソス製
>コットソ
>アイロソ
>ドティクリーニソグ
>手洗ィ
>クリスチャソディオール

おはようさん

Not him, but I have never seen it. But honestly if people did it here they'd get sued for sexual harasment, child abuse or something like that.

>相手が電動の機械のように本人の意思とは関係なく動作する
I kinda want to try it

おはよう

To my knowledge nobody in the western world does that. Its the first time that I'm hearing it.
D-does it feel nice?

Japanese Wikipedia is hentai!

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粗悪な中国製品って取説の日本語が変だったり
製品その物の日本語が誤植されてたり

www9.plala.or.jp/pandanotasogare/dvd.html

Usually children do Denkiamma with each other.
Young people also do it for prank.
Usually it is done by children who are same age.

>I kinda want to try it
Ask to do Denkiamma to your friend... ( ´艸`)))

>nobody in the western world does that.
Children seem to enjoy while they are doing it.
You might enjoy if you do it, too

>D-does it feel nice?
Probably YES

>ダィスク
予想の斜め上だったw
見たこと無い新感覚の単語なのに、何となく読み方がわかってしまう自分が嫌だw
と言うか、2chのスラングを思い出して妙に懐かしくなったw

>Ask to do Denkiamma to your friend... ( ´艸`)))
I'll get sued and/or beaten up (´;ω;`)

>children do Denkiamma with each other
>Young people also do it for prank.
>prank

Imagine how it would be as a Youtube prankster.
Denkiamma's some stranger until he jizzes into his pants.
BRO WHY U SO MAD ITS JUST A PRANK BRO CMON

Japan is truly something special

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>Young people also do it for prank.
If someone young did it here he'd have to visit a psychologist....

wanna try it?

One of us has to dress as a girl tho.

Wait a second...do girls do this with each other too?!

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Maybe it will be okay if you are stepped on by your friend. (@´pq`)))
And ask to put off shoes to your friend

>BRO WHY U SO MAD ITS JUST A PRANK BRO CMON
It's simply a cute little prank.
During Denkiamma, what boys become erect are frequent in JAV or erotic novels or doujinshi.
But, normally, it is rare.
(It is not impossible that it will happen)

>One of us has to dress as a girl tho.
Well I guess I'll have to bear that burden

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>If someone young did it here he'd have to visit a psychologist....
Will they be gassed? (≧艸≦) プププ

>Wait a second...do girls do this with each other too?!
Umm...Probably no.
Boys are instructed not to do Denkiamma to girls

>girls do this
Sorry, I made a mistake.
Probably no.
I've never seen.

Only if the psychologist ate beans the day before.

うんうん、付き合ってた頃の嫁とやった
じゃれ合ってて俺が電気アンマしてたよ
最後はもつれ合って勢いで「ぶちゅぅ〜」ってなってた
でも電気アンマの仕返しにオッパイビンタとか・・・
あぁ〜 あの頃は楽しかったなぁ

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>うんうん、付き合ってた頃の嫁とやった

...delete the gif fast user! otherwise you will get banned ;_;

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日本での生活はおもしろそうだな

えっ? そうなの
この程度の画像でもダメなの
どうやって削除するの?

ヘクトパスカルちゃん

No Nipples

困るな、今管理人が寝るはずだ
それでもレスの上のチェックボックスを選べて、サイトの下にある「delete」のリンクを使う

有難う こんな機能があったのか
ここにくるようになったのは最近なんだ
ここの基準がよく分からない
他スレッドでは結構危ない画像が貼られてたりするので
この程度はOKだと思ってたが結構制約きついな

青いテクストの板では貼れないんだ

アメリカ人のバカな意見によって一方は乳首はNG一方はグロがおk
仕方ない

>乳首はNG
男の乳首は大丈夫です
どんどん貼りなさい

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やめなさいw

前スレッドではイラストのオッパイが
サスごと削除されてたのがあったけど
イラストでもダメなのか?

やめません(`・ω・´)

ギルティ

奥義
電橋回復(ルーターリセット)

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醜い乳首なぁ

I'm sorry, but my Japanese isn't good enough to answer you.
If the basic color of the board is blue then you're not allowed to post anything that is considered NSFW (Not Safe For Work)
So female nipples, genitalia or guro is NOT allowed. Sexually suggestive stuff like the one I posted is okay.
You can also crop the NSFW part of the picture out and then post it, but don't go too far with that since some mods don't like that.

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いや、あれは色々と他にも問題があったようなw

オッサンの黒乳首でも見て満足してなさいw

考え方が shit posters で有名なカナダ人と一緒w

>(´・ω・`)
しょぼん君だなw

mt、ごめん

じゃあ、君の乳首を見せたまえ

>「数人しかいない」を直訳とonly several people になるけど、「数人だけある」を意味します。onlyとseveralはお互いに使われることはありません。「少ないだけある」をonlyと伝えたい時はonly a fewのほうがいいです。
この説明が通じるのか?分からない点があれば教えてくれないか?

緑のカエルはこのサイトのマスコット?
そのカエルの絵を使ったスレッドが結構あるけど
ここではあれが人気なのかな?

よく俺の存在を認めたな・・・

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あなたの提案を支持してる
あの人の乳首を見るのは人類の成功に必要なことだよ

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マスコットじゃないけど大人気です
他のサイトでも人気があるけど

>直訳と
直訳すると
>お互いに
同時に
>少ないだけ
少ないけど
>onlyと
onlyで

直さなくても言いたい事は分かる。

素晴らしい
じつに素晴らしい

Google's translation is not very accurate
Re-converting several times will make a different meaning
I also use other translation sites

以前、このスレの古参の人からきいた話では、このキャラはペペって言うカエル(漫画のキャラ)らしい
悲壮感漂う自虐キャラが陰キャのJow Forums住民に支持されて、頻繁に利用されるようになった
でも、ヘイト系のポストでもペペが利用されるようになったんで、結局、アメリカ政府がペペをヘイトキャラに認定した
ペペの産みの親の原作者は、ショックのあまりその漫画の更新を止めてしまった
とまあ、そんなわけらしい

crazy frogなら知ってるけど
それとは別物でしょ?
ここのカエルは知らなかった

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>ドイツ人
>日本人

何故だ!?

直してくれてありがとう^^
I just want to know if it makes sense. I'm trying to help a Japanese speaker with their English on a language exchange site

これはどこだったかのスレにあった絵を
俺が追加加工したんだけど
この白いキャラもよく見かけるけど何?
カエルや白いのには関わらない方がいい?

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Why did nobody tell him that よつば is the Jow Forums mascot....
I want to cry, because my nipnop is so bad.

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おはようございます!

>これはどこだったかのスレにあった絵を俺が追加加工したんだけど
あ、それ君が加工したんだw
どおりでクオリティが高いと思ったw

>この白いキャラもよく見かけるけど何?
その名前は知らない(´・ω・`)
そのうちわかるだろうと思いながら待ち続けてるけど、未だに名前わからず。。。

>カエルや白いのには関わらない方がいい?
どうだろう
ペペに関しては何でもありって感じになってるっぽいから、勝手に加工したり自作してる
まずいかな?w

Sorry, user
よつば-chan isn't so famous for Japanese
Because there are already many original characters in 2ch(5ch) ...

>白いキャラ
>もしかして: wojak

あの白いやつはWojackって呼ばれたり、惨めな生活を送っている人だな

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Yeah but it became the mascot for Jow Forums, because of her hairstyle. We also stole your bear, and turned it into a pedophile

Why don’t you just try it, you know the words!

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ずっと日本の画像掲示板で画像を加工したり
キャプション付けたりしてきたけど
ここは少し勝手が違うので少々とまどってる

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>この白いキャラもよく見かけるけど何?
「wojak」、「feels guy」っていうやつ
悲しみを表す時に使われている

ありがとう
あの白いのはWojackって言うんだね
勉強になったw

>クオリティが高い
君は新参だろう?
このスレにはもっと上手い画像加工する人が2~3人いたよ。

ぺぺはもともと嬉しがる時に使われた画像
wojackはぺぺの正反対だった
(画像はぺぺの原作)

だんだんあいつらの関係が変わっていた
ぺぺはwojackをいじめるサディストになった

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Pepe comes from a comic called "Boy's Club #1"
Back then he only expressed positive emotions and his catchphrase was "feels good man", but over the years Pepe became really popular on Jow Forums so people started to create a wide variety of pictures of him with various expressions. He even has a girlfriend (Pipi) and a little retarded cousin (Apu Apustaja) now.
Pepe is one of the prime examples of why Jow Forums is so special.

This user is right about Wojack. Wojack is associated with negative (miserable) emotions while Pepe is associated with all kinds of "feel"ings.

I'm too shy and afraid...

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>We also stole your bear, and turned it into a pedophile
Anons in 2ch were surprised to know that
クマー isn't a pedo character
Also, Anons were surprised that クマモン became a evil guy
Because クマモン is a cute character in Japan
kumamon-official.jp

確かに最初はちょっと戸惑うねw
でもまあ、慣れれば何とかなるかなと
> pic related
投稿してくれたほうが楽しいw

ありがとう
>悲しみを表す時に使われている
確かに、バージン、no friend とか言う時によく見るw

>君は新参だろう?
バレたかw
実はまだ1年経ってない

twitter.com/orb_astoray/status/984269709972557830
やっぱり日本人はイギリスよりブラジルに来た方が安全だと思うwwww

Yeah it's really interessting how differently the same characters are perceived!

Let me quote a great man Brudi
>お前を信じろ。俺が信じるお前を信じろ!
No go and shitpost

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