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feel like pure shit just want my hands back x

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[Europeans booing]

black stumps typed this post

don't like blacks or browns

there i said it

lads

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why

Britain shall be reorganised into the new British Empiyah!

Or yellows.

>drunk
>got asked to come into work at 6am tomorrow

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Doin a blue rock
On a blue bus
Doin a blue rock
Cmon, yeah
Fuck, fuck yeah
Fuck, fuck, fuck fuck fuck yeah
Come on baby,
Fuck me baby, fuck yeah
Hey, fuck fuck
Fuck yeah
Fuck me, yeah
Come on baby, fuck me baby
Fuck fuck, whoah, whoah yeah
Yeah, fuck yeah,
Come on, huh huh huh yeah,
All right

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill

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>He thinks he'll benefit from any gain from TTP or Brexit and not shekelberg and his mates

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Lets not go to Syria. I want our WARRIORS to protect the homeland AT home.

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please stop posting this

A R S E

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Who will reads who’s speech?

I always read posts in all lowercase as being more dry, deadpan and sarcastic, while I read pots with full capitalisation and punctuation as being more emotive, with a higher pitch, more inflection and fluid in tone.

Anyone else or am I just autistic?

abhorrent thread so far

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choons

im an absolute vagina obsessed sexual pervert lads. just putting it out there.

Post willy

Is this the most pathetic limp whiney cunt in British politics?

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>implying i'm not going to become one of shekelberg's m8s

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ones in full punctuation are normally terrible in content i find

vaginas are disgusting

Yep

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this is what I'm talking about here lads sorry about the confusion ahha
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43745447

How did they make an episode about a hooker getting raped into a whiny attack on Trump.

Fucking SVU

Me and the lads

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agreed
cocks are way more aesthetically pleasing
and delicious

toquen

Why are they broadcasting it?

me in the background

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me in the dress

>tee hee I’m bent btw ;)

I HATE CAPTCHA SO FUCKING MUCH IT NEVER EVER FUCKING WORKS IT'S FUCKING USELESS AND NO ONE WOULD NOTICE A FUCKING DIFFERENCE IF THEY SCRAPPED THE WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT I HOPE WHOEVER CAME UP WITH IT DIES SCREAMING IN UNIMAGINABLE AGONY

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It's okay to be a paki

going to have a shower now
think i'm gonna make it

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youtube.com/watch?v=JNyWOc0pC-E

it's a banger, simple as

Want her to suck my dick lads

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WHEN AH WAKE UP
WELL I KNOW I'M GONNAE BE

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To create a false sense of balance.

Jow Forums X -> Force Noscript Captcha
You're welcome.

thick cunt

Zuccerberg controls all governments WAKE UP

feel like the term "requiem" is overused in popular culture for what it means

>The 50th anniversary broadcast on Saturday will feature the actor Ian McDiarmid reading the full text of Powell’s incendiary speech, interspersed with analysis and criticism.

It's going to be a few people discussing it and concluding that he was wrong. Big woop

50th anniversary of the speech i think they're going to use it as an chance to debate migration and multiculturalism

meant for haha what am i like xx

>ywn be Danny Graft

The EU, Canada, USA, UK, Australia and New Zealand should form a trade bloc and embargo the rest of the world
fuck them, they're all poor

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any welshman in

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my dad also liked her

Need to get the FUCK out of the Anglosphere lads

either him or Owen Jones

I do use that, it's still fucking SHIT, it's just slightly, less fucking SHIT than regular captcha
I can do one three fucking times and have it not work, it'll ask for every car or something, so I'll scan it for a fucking minute and I know I haven't missed one and then it fucking fails me AGAIN
If I could I'd torture the absolute cunts who fucking made it, I'd fucking rip their throats and guts out I swear to God, the sheer fucking torment it puts me through

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>The EU, Canada, USA, UK, Australia and New Zealand should form a trade bloc and embargo the rest of the world
>fuck them, they're all poor

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but you already have

just had an amazeballs requiem

>let China get even more influence in Africa and Asia, but also open the door for them in South America
brainlet

genuinely creasing and howling at this gimmick

this, we're dutch not anglos

Yeah it is annoying. It's been especially bad for me these past few days, unsure why that is.

you're intellectually impaired

There is literally nothing wrong with gentrification

Alri

I'm gonna hump ya - like Deputy Dog... would hump ya

the latin americans and africans already have their own trade blocs, dunno what you're getting at. the developed world needs to band together to stay relevant

Any unpatriotic man in?

>There is literally nothing wrong with gentrification

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how to spot a cretin 101
>has read and likes catch 22

we ain't down with killin
we down with chillin
peace

projection

fuck off sad mutt

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anyone read this? its proper amazeballs

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just sat down and did 9 hours of work in one go and finished off all my assignments that were supposed to take 20 hours minimum

HAH
take that prof. toilberg

2004 was 20 years ago

no it wasnt
be quiet

about half way through it now (page 300) and I don't get it Tbh, the writing is all over the shop

*stands over you*

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have it on my desk and plan to read it

>reading

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still undecided on this ‘amazeballs’ gimmick

Why doesnt Burger King have a Happy Meal?

bruce off to a great start some top posts

NOT

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just found a cretin

any spliff man in?

>yossarian lives!!!
>major major major xD

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Party on Thailad

paragons of progress and virtue
true statesmen

read the good soldier svejk instead, catch-22 is just a water downed american meme version

alri lads whats crackalackin x

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don't know what you're trying to achieve
YOU can dislike, or even hate, the book, but you're being a classic whiney autist by claiming no-one else can like it

I'll tell you one thing I shan't be reading: this post

Meet Ishwar Chandra Bandyopadhyay. Popularly known as Vidyasagar(ocean of wisdom) and Dayasagar (sea of mercy).

One of the most Badass of history

J.Kerr was the first chancellor of Calcutta Presidency College, which was then known as the Hindu College. He was a haughty man and considered Indians to be “dirty natives”. One day this man while in his office was informed that Ishwar Chandra who was the the principal of Calcutta Sanskrit College wanted to meet him to discuss something official. He gave him permission to enter his office but didn't offer him a seat , moreover he stretched his leg with Boots over his table in front of Ishwar's face . Iswar felt humiliated but he kept cool. Then sometime in the following weeks Kerr came to visit Ishwar for some reason and ……

Ishwar welcomed him , didn't offer a seat and stretched his legs wearing Khadam ( a kind of wooden footwear worn typically by Indian Brahmins) in front of Kerr and talked while smoking a Hukkah !

In no time it was reported to the then Secretary of Education Board J.W Moet . He enqired Ishwar , and he replied that he learnt it from Kerr and thought that it was a British Custom!

Moet understood what happened, and apologized to Ishwar on the part of Kerr.

That's a different level of Badass!

Thanks for the 1K …10k upvotes!

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